A/n-I know I should be working on my long forgotten story The Cullens Get High…..but I couldn't shake this idea. And I know this wouldn't happen because Esme was born to be a mother, but this is a fan-FICTION!
SUMMARY- Before Charles, Esme was a carefree wild child who fell out of trees and had fun. And Carlisle had fun while when he wasn't listening to his uptight father. But what happens when they both are fed up with being the mature ones………… (No Nessie, No Jake, All Vampires) This takes place in Forks 100 years later
ESME POV
I sighed. Carlisle and I were always responsible ones. He and I just broke up a fight between Emmett and Jasper over something so trivial I can't even recall it. I remember my human days before that no-good insolent little-no, no Esme don't get riled up. I was so carefree. I didn't care about high society, I secretly wanted to go outside and play with the boys. Instead, I had to learn how to balance a book atop my head and how to curtsy. I sighed again.
"Esme, what's wrong? Two sighs in one minute, that's a record!" He said jokingly trying to lighten the mood.
"I just wish I could act my actual age for once, don't you?" I asked worried about his answer. Carlisle was over 350 years old for goodness sakes. Surely, he would think I'm childish for asking.
"Oh….I've been thinking that too. We have been the parents for so long. We should have a family meeting." I was stunned into silence. HE AGREED! Wow! This will actually be fun!
Carlisle and I got up off our bed and ran to the rarely used dining room.
"Family Meeting!" I called out in an excited voice. I exchanged glances with Carlisle and caught his excited gaze. Edward and Bella came down first, Edward with an amused expression and Bella looking curious. Alice came bounding into the room obviously happy about the outcome of this, and Jasper trying to get her to calm down. It wasn't working. Em and Rose then came down, Rose looking bored and Emmett looking excited as always.
"We have gathered here today-" Carlisle started
"Get on with it you old dust mop!" Emmett yelled.
"Ahem. Before I was RUDELY INTERRUPTED, I was going to say, Esme and I are tired of being the parents. Not that we don't love you all as kids but we feel we should try being more like brothers and sisters. Any Comments."
Bedlam exploded. Well in verbal form. Everyone was yelling out suggestions and comments. We sat for about 2 seconds then they shut up on their own.
"You're not gonna yell at us to be quiet?" Bella asked astonished
"Or scold us for bickering?" Jasper questioned while raising an eyebrow
"If you all would listen, maybe you would find out." Carlisle said smartly.
"Now, we have decided that Carlisle and I will go to school with you all. Alice we need you to help us look like teenagers." At this point, Alice's bouncing got much worse "We wont give out punishments unless it is really needed. We expect you to try and behave so we won't have to do so. Jasper we need you to draw up some papers so we can be considered emancipated minors. I think we should move back to Forks also. When we move to Forks, we will have no leaders in this coven. And it would be great if you all helped us out with acting our age. Oh and NO BREAKING ANYTHING OR I WILL GO INTO ANGRY ESME MODE! Any questions?" I finished out sweetly.
There were muttering of no's and got its.
"Well, that's it. I have to go and resign from the hospital. You guys go ahead and pack." said Carlisle nonchalantly.
"I gotta go get my stuff ready…see ya!" I then ran up the stairs and started packing.
BELLA POV
Wow. That's all I have to say. I never thought that I would see this day but lo and behold, I have. I think it would be good for Carlisle and Esme to act their age. It will be better teaching them how.
"What are you thinking love?" Edward asked. I dropped my shield and repeated my head ramblings to him.
"Yeah, It will be fun. I'm glad they can let loose"
"Well I'm gonna get the papers ready" Jasper said as he walked out.
"YES. This means shopping! Come on Rose and Bella!" I groaned inwardly. Might as well drag Edward with me.
*~*After the move to Forks*~*
ESME POV
We finally got settled in at the old house. School was the next day and I was bouncing with excitement. The last time I went to school was when I was human. Acting younger was way to fun already. The kids-um I mean my brothers and sisters- were out hunting. It was just Carlisle and I out in the living room mindlessly watching TV. Then my thoughts started drifting to how hot Carlisle looked with his hair slicked back, wearing a Linkin Park tee and grey skinny jeans. He noticed me looking-no, don't lie- ogling him and smirked. Soon that whole outfit was off and so was mine when….
"OH MY CARLISLE!" All our brothers and sisters were standing there watching us. We just discreetly got our clothes on and stood in front of them. Then we busted out laughing.
"WHOO! You should have seen your faces! Honestly!" We were full out laughing while they were looking….traumatized?
"You have scared us for life." Emmett said solemnly "But that was funny! Who thought of it?"
"Lyle and I of course!"I said.
"Lyle?" Rosalie questioned. "I thought it would be cool to have nicknames. You all do. Em, Lis,Rose, Jazz, Bells, and….Well Edward needs one." I replied
"What about my middle name? Because I blatantly refuse to go as Eddie or Ed." Edward said stubbornly
"What about Ant or Mase as in your human name" Bella suggested. "Ant!?" Carlisle snorted. Edward shot a glare at his used to be father and said "I'll go with Mase. Is sounds….James Bond-ish?
"Oh yeah, that's Bond-ish alright" I said sarcastically. "Well I don't see you with a nickname Anne" Edward said snidely with a smile on his face, to show he was joking. "How bout' Es? Alice asked
"That sounds old," Emmett blurted out. I gave him a playful glare and stole a pencil out of Carlisle pocket and then proceeded to throw it at Emmett's head.
It hit its mark. Right in the middle of his forehead.
"Hey! I was just kidding Es," He said while using air quotes and wiggling his eyebrows. I rolled my eyes. "Em sometimes you scare me, but I still beat you in arm wrestling" said Bella smugly.
Em looked like he was about to retort but Alice interrupted with "STRIP TRUTH OR DARE!"
"OH YEAH!" Emmett boomed. He was probably itching for a chance to embarrass someone. Probably Carlisle and I since we are gonna play with them. "That sound fun right Mase?" Bella said seductively. I snorted. That was it for Edward. He heard my thoughts and glared at me.
"Remember what we're playing dear sister!" I sighed. Not because of the threat but how everyone emphasizes the thing about acting younger.
"Can we go to the living room now? I wanna get started. I just gotta have a chance to embarrass Rosalie" Jasper said evilly. "Oh shuddup, and be afraid!" said Rose
We then got up and ran to sit in a circle in the living room.
"Ok since this is Es's and Lyle's first time we should explain the rules. Strip Truth or Dare has the same rules except one. If you don't do a truth or dare then you can person who asked can choose one article of clothing for you to take off. Got it?' Alice finished up.
We both nodded our heads.
"I wanna go first!" I said. The rest looked at me shocked but then proceeded to remember why we were playing in the first place. "Edward, Truth or Dare?" I started singing Yiddish music (which he hates) to keep him out of my mind. "Dare" Edward said boldly. Psh. Probably trying to impresses Bells. He looked away. "I dare you to go out into the center of town in a chicken suit and then proceed to yell about how the 'Meat Eaters' are coming to get us." I was so proud of my dare.
I just smiled smugly at him, while he stared at me in shock. "Esme, way to go!" Bella yelled. Edward turned to look at her.
"Oh, I will get you back Bella! Traitor!" Edward said with an evil glint in his eye. "Oh stop being melodramatic. This isn't the Young and the Restless! You're just stalling. I have the perfect outfit." Alice exclaimed gleefully. Edward slowly got up and walked, not even human speed to the stairs.
"Edward Anthony Masen Cullen! If you don't hurry up, I will kick you out of the cottage for a month!" Bella threatened. This got Edwards attention. He went full speed (His full speed) up the stairs and was down in two seconds. As soon as he got in the middle of the room, we busted out with laughter. The costume had the belly of the chicken sticking out. And the tail wiggled whenever he walked. Bella at least tried to control herself and said "You-laugh-are a very-laugh-sexy chicken!" Bella got out before bringing on a whole round of laughter. "Lets just get this over with" Edward said grudgingly. We all piled up into our 2109 Toyota 8-Seater Van. Carlisle drove to the town center and seven of us got out. Guess who didn't?
"Edward, you have five seconds of so help me…" Edward jumped up out of the car.
"Whipped!" Emmett, Jasper and…Carlisle? Yelled. Rose, Alice and I smacked our husbands in the back of their head. "OW" Again with the unison! "Can we please get on with this!" Edward said. He walked out into the middle of the square and yelled "THE MEAT EATERS ARE COMING. DON'T LET THEM GET YOU. THE WILL COME IN SEVEN DAYS!" 99.9% of the crowd looked at him like he was crazy but an old lady sprayed him with pepper spray. How ironic. He then got fed up and walked back over to us. "Can we go now!" The rest of us were still chucking by the time we got home. Edward went upstairs and changed and we all sat back in our circle. "Bella, Truth or Dare"
"Umm, Truth." Edward got a smug smile on his face. "What is the wildest fantasy you've had about me?" He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.
Bella probably would be blushing if she could. Emmett and Jasper, and again Carlisle wolf whistled. And 3..2...1 "OW!" Will they ever learn? "Well Bella" Rosalie smirked.
"Ok well….Edward on his piano wearing really tight silk boxers…..and ummm….he was covered in mountain lion blood….he gave me a lap dance….the he did this thing where-"
"OK THAT'S ENOUGH! EDWARD GET YOUR DARNED JOYSTICK OUT OF PLAY MODE, AND COOL IT WITH THE LUST!!" Jasper yelled.
"Ahem…well…Jazz, Truth or Dare?" Bella asked "Dare, what else?!" "I dare you to burn your favorite outfit to see Alice in." Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rose, Carlisle and I burst out laughing, me being the loudest. Jasper and Alice glared at me. Jasper went upstairs and brought down a jean mini-skirt and a Juicy Couture shirt. He closed his eyes and took out a lighter. Alice was practically sobbing.
"The dirty, dirty, deed is done." Jasper said seriously. "Now, Esme Truth or Dare."
Ok, think Esme! If you say truth then he can ask you about something embarrassing. If you say dare you will have to do something embarrassing. "Truth" I said confidently. "Where is the weirdest place you and Lyle have done it." OH DEAR GOD! "Mom Card!" "Yeah right! Nice try!" Emmett said smugly. I exchanged glances with Carlisle. He nodded. "The top of Big Ben in London" I whispered embarrassed. There was complete silence until…. "ARE YOU SERIOUS!" Everyone else said in unison. I'm guessing they did it there too.
"Well this is awkward….OH LOOK Its time to get ready to our 456th day at high school!" Rose said,
Oh no!, here comes Alice…..In Hitler form!
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