"Oh god you're obsessed with me," moaned Patrick as Kat greased her fender and waxed poetic about the benefits of organic farming.

"Don't you go getting pregnant blah blah blah something clever and witty and pop culture referencing" said her father.

Kat rolled over onto a grassy knoll, and greasy shirtless Patrick propped himself up on his elbows and grinned a huge scowly grin, and let his loose curls fall in front of his face.

"Oh yeah?" sneered Kat. "Well how about you go look rugged somewhere else? You're taking up my carbon footprint." She opened her copy of Romeo and Juliet, and began scribbling on it with a red pen.

"So now you deface school property too?" asked Patrick, a greasy glint in his eye.

"I'm simply fixing all the misogynistic diatribe and politically incorrect banter in this sorry excuse for literature. If I'm going to be forced to read this, I should be allowed to make the correct adjustments so it's actually...readable," Kat bellowed, letting out a soybean fart.

"God, that's disgusting!" Patrick yelled.

"I'm sorry Patrick but vegans have gas and stuff. You know..." Kat begged.

"STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH ME," PATRICK SCREAMED!

"BUT I CAN'T YOU ARE SO DREAMY FOR FUCK'S SAKE," KAT WHINED!!!!

"TAKE ME NOW CAN I PUT IT IN YR BUTT," HE ASKED POLITELY!!!!!!!

"YES JUST DO IT BEFORE MY DAD SEES," KAT SCREECHED!!!!!!!!!!

nst nst nst *fuckkin in kat's biodiesel car, gettin all greasy and hot, oh yeah, oh yeah* nst nst nst