Jingle Hell                         A Parody of "Jingle Bells"

Flying through the sky

While fighting some bad guy,

Dodging every punch,

Then kicking him in the nuts.

So I don't fight fair,

Do you think I really care?

Guys just bleed real easily,

So don't blame it all on me!

Jingle Hell,

Shut-up, Cell,

Or I'll smash your sorry face!

Earth's rescued

By Son Goku,

But that's all gonna' change!

A day or two ago,

I went and fought Veggeto.

Guess who was standing last?

I kicked his sorry ass!

That stupid 'Fusion Dance',

He didn't have a chance,

The Z Fighters are such weaklings,

Hardly a match for me!

Jingle Hell,

Oh, that's swell-

Piccolo just had an egg.

Kakarrot

Will get shot

If he gets in my way!

Now they're all on support,

I'm getting really bored.

There's no one left to fight-

Oh, wait I see the light!

Soon they'll all get well,

Then it's back to Hell,

For I am a Saiyan freak-

What problem do you have with me?!

Jingle Hell,

Yes, I killed

Gohan's pet dinosaur.

I'm insane,

I've got no brain,

Just don't call me whore!