Jingle Hell A Parody of "Jingle Bells"
Flying through the sky
While fighting some bad guy,
Dodging every punch,
Then kicking him in the nuts.
So I don't fight fair,
Do you think I really care?
Guys just bleed real easily,
So don't blame it all on me!
Jingle Hell,
Shut-up, Cell,
Or I'll smash your sorry face!
Earth's rescued
By Son Goku,
But that's all gonna' change!
A day or two ago,
I went and fought Veggeto.
Guess who was standing last?
I kicked his sorry ass!
That stupid 'Fusion Dance',
He didn't have a chance,
The Z Fighters are such weaklings,
Hardly a match for me!
Jingle Hell,
Oh, that's swell-
Piccolo just had an egg.
Kakarrot
Will get shot
If he gets in my way!
Now they're all on support,
I'm getting really bored.
There's no one left to fight-
Oh, wait I see the light!
Soon they'll all get well,
Then it's back to Hell,
For I am a Saiyan freak-
What problem do you have with me?!
Jingle Hell,
Yes, I killed
Gohan's pet dinosaur.
I'm insane,
I've got no brain,
Just don't call me whore!
