Mmmmm. Cereal. I like cereal. I was sitting on my couch, watching some info-mercial thingy. Then, from out of nowhere.
Munch Crunch, Munch Crunch.
I stopped mid chew. What the noodles was that?! Then I heard it again.
Munch Crunch. Munch Crunch.
I sat my cereal on the table, then went to my closet where I got a tennis racket. Why? Cause tennis rackets are freaky scary.
I walked around the back of the couch slowly with my eyes closed. When I got around the back, I opened my eyes. I didn't see anything. At first. Then, as I looked closer at the red and blue rock- wait, when did i put that rock there? Wait, am I going mental, or did that rock just move?! Naw, I must be on crack or something. That weird rock in the shape of a person did not just move. But At this time, I made the mistake....of blinking.
All of the sudden, the rock sprung up. Only it wasn't a red and blue rock.
IT WAS EMMET CULLEN WEARING A RED AND BLUE SHIRT!!!!
Emmet jumped up, inches from my face.
"FEED ME!!" Emmet bellowed.
"WHAT SO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!" I screeched.
"I JUST TOLD YOU, STUPID!! FEED MEEEEE!!!" Emmet screamed.
"But your a vampire you don't eat duh," I told him.
"Oh. Ya know, you're right." He said thoughtfully.
"I know I am. Do you like cereal?" I offered him some and he quickly devoured it.
"Uhh yeah duh who doesn't?" he scoffed through mouthfuls of cereal.
"Hmm maybe losers like your brother Edward," I pointed out.
Then Emmet broke the cereal bowl. I cried because it was my favorite. It had cute little bunnies on it.
Emmet was unaffected by my deep sadness. So he laughed, and I punched him, but it was wasted on his rock solid arm. I screamed bloody murder.
"Hahahahaha!!!! I'm a freaking VAMPIRE!!! You can't touch this!!!!" He continued with his mocking, throaty laugh untill he realized I was truly in pain. His teasing face turned to one of pain, and I realized Emmet actually had a heart.
Metaphorically, of course.
