MISTY GOT RUN OVER BY A STANTLER
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I don't own "Pokemon" or "Grandma Got Run Over by a Riendeer". 'Nuff said.
Rated G
Pokemon version of "Grandma Got Run-Over by a Riendeer"
Howdy, Vicious Mewtwo and Evil Cassidy! This one's for YOU! Luv Ya, Guys! ;)
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*CHORUS*
Misty got run over by a Stanler
Walking home from Pallet Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Ketchum, we believe!

*VERSE ONE*
Well, she's been drinking too much egg-nog
And poor Ash begged her not to go,
But she forgot her trusted Staryu
And she staggered out the door into the snow!
Oh, when Brock found her Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack,
She had large hoof-prints on her forehead
And incriminating "Claus" marks on her back!

*CHORUS*

*VERSE TWO*
The show's just not the same without her;
The cast members all dressed in black.
But they couldn't help but wonder,
"Should we open up her gifts or send them back?"
Well, I've warned Lugia and Mewtwo,
"You better watch out for yourselves-
They shouldn't give a Trainer's Licsence
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves!"

*CHORUS*