Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto

A/N: Mwahaha! This is a drabble series that will consist of short stories/chapters that may or may not be related. Also, let me apologize for any typos and grammatical errors in advance. Enjoy!

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Kakashi Will Not Succumb to Porn

1.

Kakashi looked to the stack of books that sat upon his sensei's coffee table. An orange one caught his eye. He gave it a suspicious glare, 'Che, I know what that is.' He frowned. 'I'm not naïve. I'm a Jounin and I'm almost fourteen!'

The masked boy fidgeted uncomfortably as he tried to reassure himself of being mature. He could tolerate the book. Never mind the childish blush that dusted across his cheeks.

"I can't believe Minato-sensei," Kakashi said in a hushed tone, "is a closet-perv." He reached for the orange book and read the front cover.

"They're not mine," came a gentle voice.

Kakashi whipped around, dropping the book in surprise. He glanced toward the source of the voice and saw his sensei, standing in the door frame, grinning like an idiot.

"Those are Jiraiya's romance novels." Minato entered the room and sat next to Kakashi, picking up the same book that had been dropped. He looked affectionately at it and brushed his hand against the front cover. "Sensei is quite fond of them."

Kakashi narrowed his eyes. "Oh really?" He muttered.

"Yes," Minato paused. "I saw you looking at them. Do they interest you?"

It was a nonchalant question.

Kakashi remained silent and took the book bashfully as Minato handed it back. Well, he was curious. He opened the book to a random page and carefully read a few paragraphs before immediately throwing it down, as if it burned. "U-um, no they don't interest me." If he wasn't blushing before, he was blushing now. "Porn does not interest me!" He said with finality and then disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Minato was left chuckling quietly to himself.

No, Kakashi would not succumb to porn.


A/N: Thoughts?