Hey! Me here. I wrote this oneshot as a break from me 2 current series! So review if you want me to stop making these fucking pieces of shit, and get back to writing my series.
Disclaimer: I don't own Teletubbies, and if I did I'd kill myself!

Matt was new on the grassy hill. He was orange, with a flat screen tv, and a fist with the middle finger sticking up for his emblem on his head.

Matt: How the fuck did I get here?

Suddenly, a group of robots with the PBS logo swarmed him, guns aimed.

PBS Censorbots: You can't swear! This is a kid's show!

Matt: Then why do you have guns if this is a kid's show?

PBS Censorbots: DOES...NOT...COMPUTE!

The robots then exploded. Suddenly, all of the other teletubbies looked up.

Tinkie Winkie: I'm free! I can finally express my homosexual nature!

He then put on a gay leather suit, switched his tv to gay porn, and started ass fucking that piece of shit vacuum cleaner.

Gypsy: We're free! Come here big boy! Help me get rid of this damn virginity!

She then spread her legs, opening up her vagina, and switched her tv to Japanese anime.

Matt: God damn it! She knows my weakness!

Matt then jumped on top of her and started fucking the daylight out of her. As Gypsy passed out from the shear amount of sexual pleasure she had just taken in Matt got up and brushed himself off.

Lala: WE'RE FREE!

She then took off her top and jumped up and down. Matt and Po both instantly got HUGE erections.

Matt: Hey Po!

Po: Matt! Wassup!

Matt and Po then did an incredibly cool handshake, that I can't write down here, because you would just copy it in an attempt to increase your own coolness.

Matt: Po! How's it been?

Po: Great! I see you're a Teletubbie on this occasion.

Matt: Yeah, I change shape depending on the universe I'm in.

Po: Cool! Want some pot?

Matt: Hellz Ya!

Matt and Po then put on sunglasses, got REALLY high, got kind of wasted, and watched the Baby Sun fuck the Totally Spies chicks as it started to set, while fucking both Gypsy and Lala. Not at the same time though. That would be gay. Po isn't the gay one, Tinkie Winkie is!


Just so you know, Po is AWESOME! Also, Po wants you!...To review! Meeps!