Harry Potter quickly got his laptop out and open the internet browser and typed in and clicked go. Ron then walked in and put on his morning clothes and scraped some on some deodarant on his pits.

" Hey, visit my homepage. I got some hot friends. Check out Jessica. She's a babe. Add her to your friends list on your I.M. list. Oh and she has her own Buddy Icon. She's smart and cute! What a perfect match."

" Well I have this stupid J.k. Rowling Buddy Icon some person told me to use. Whoever J.K. Rowling, she's famous. But I'm chatting with Lenise. I know Chang'll be mad if she finds out but who cares. I'm still recovering from my injury when she threw out the window. Glass was all over, pricked in my body." Harry said dulfully.

Harry scrolled down the list of dorky girls then one came out that he always wishing for. Draco Malfoy: Age 17; Sex: FM; Zodiac: Leo. Female? Harry and Ron were on the ground laughing so hard.

" Who are his friends. Look he's only got one. Snape and there dating level is: Aquaintances. LOLOL OMG." Ron said.

Until Malfoy came, the laughing stopped and Malfoy looked shocked. Malfoy then took out his Uzi and shot at an unsuspecting Gryffindor student reading at his bed. Tur-Tur-tur-tur-tur. rat-tat-a-tat-rat. The student was shot of his bed.

"Now for you two." Malfoy smirked, evil like.

Just as Malfoy aimed and stuck his finger on the trigger, someone came bursting in.

" S.W.A.T. Team! Hands in the air!" The officer yelled and quickly shot at Malfoy down.

" What the he---" Fred exclaimed coming in.

The team officer shot at Fred until his guts flew out.

" What in Heaven's name is going on down he----" Barked the now dead Severus Snape.

" Okay, everyone. We carting the ummm.. guys off to the jail where we'll beat them-- I mean give them a nice fluffy jacket. Oh and Harry my Aunt wants to give you this, ummm..., toilet ad. Said it'll give you some publicity for acting." To be continued...