NOTE: The horns mentioned in the summary are called Vuvuzelas, they are so annoying. LOL.
Thought I should write a story about that with the Victorious characters. Be ready to laugh a lot, LOL.
I do not own Victorious.
Prologue
Tori and the gang are in Sikowitz's class, and he says "I have an assignment for you, Tori, Jade, Cat and Andre. You guys have to do a comedy play. Make everyone laugh a lot". "That's easy, put Vega in front of a camera and everyone laughs about her face", says Jade, mockingly. "Very funny, Jade. So, we can use any comedy element we can find?", Tori says, annoyed with Jade's comment. "Yup, that's right, Toro. It has to be a comedy, but doesn't matter what your lines are about, they have to be funny", replies Sikowitz. "My name is Tori, not Toro", Tori yells. "Ah, it doesn't matter, Toro", Sikowitz says, joking. Tori, Jade, Cat and Andre get together and try to plan what they will do. "Tori, I have an idea. Why don't we use the vuvuzelas?", says Andre. "What's that, Andre?", asks Tori. "It's a kind of horn, but if blown with enough strenght, it can be way louder than a car horn. And also, I have an idea about how the play will go".
On the next day, Andre brings the vuvuzela to the school and sees Tori looking away from him. Getting near her, he blows it loudly "FOOOOOOM". Startled, Tori jumps high and falls on the ground, not on her feet, but on her butt. "Ouch", yells Tori, massaging her butt. Facing Andre, Tori says "You scared the hell out of me, Andre". "Sorry, Tor. Didn't mean to. I was testing it to see if it's good", Andre replies. Tori looks at his left hand and sees him holding a horn, then asks "So, that's a vuvuzela? It's way louder than I thought". "Yeah, it is. You jumped so high", Andre replies. "Yeah, yeah", says Tori. Looking at Jade passing by, Tori says "Hey, let's scare Jade with it. It's payback for that joke about me". Tori picks the vuvuzela from Andre and walks behind Jade. On the right time, Tori blows it loudly, "FOOOOOOM". Jade jumps. Falling on the ground, Jade yells "VEGA! I knew it was you!". Then, Tori runs from Jade, Jade goes after Tori, leaving the vuvuzela on the ground. Andre gets the vuvuzela and goes to the Black Box, texting Tori, Jade and Cat about it, so they can practice their play. After a few rehearsal days, the play day arrives.
The Play: Horns Of Comedy: Act I: Small Talk
Tori, Jade and Cat are having a talk. "Hey, Jade", says Tori. "Vega", replies Jade. "Hiya, Tori", Cat says. "Hey, have you two seen the new...", at this moment, Andre blows the horn "FOOOOOOM", interrupting Tori's speech. The sound fades and Tori's speech is hearable again "...that came out a few days ago?", Tori finishes, annoyed. Jade and Cat say "What are you talking about?" The crowd starts laughing by looking at Tori's annoyed face and Jade & Cat's question. "The new...", she starts, then the annoying sound comes again, interrupting her speech. The crowd laughs even louder. After that happening for more that three times, Tori runs in circles after Andre, who was blowing that annoying horn.
Act II: The Electronics Store
In this act, Tori is a Electronics Store owner, Jade and Cat, the clients. When Jade arrives to speak to Tori, the latina says "Welcome, what can I do for you?". Jade then says "What about that...", before Jade could finish her question, Andre blows the horn: "FOOOOOM", interrupting her speech. The crowd laughs out loud when they hear the sound. Cat tries asking "What about that other...", Andre blows the horn again: "FOOOOOOM". One final question, one final blow of the horn, Jade and Cat are then seen running after Andre. The crowd laughs seeing the trio running around.
This is it for this chapter. Next chapter: The Vuvuzela Pranks
Thank you, hope you laughed at least a little, because I laughed while writing.
Thanks.
