***Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the characters***
Why was he so Angry?
Shikamaru was pissed. He usually was these days thanks to the she-devil he knew only as his sole female teammate. Ino was a bitch, even at 14 years of age. When they'd been younger, he would always tease her about her unhealthy obsession over Sasuke Uchiha. He couldn't really do that now. She was no longer a thoughtless fangirl. Since Sasuke had defected, Ino had gained a bit of sense, enough to make her realize that it was idiotic to chase a guy who didn't even know her name.
Ino was a Yamanaka and all Yamanaka's were beautiful. It was like a law. Though Shikamaru would never admit it aloud, he had to get things straight for himself. Ino was pretty. Not fake pretty, even though he used to say so. Her skin was smooth, clear of imperfections. Her eyes were the most perfect shade of blue, like the ocean. They were surrounded with thick long lashes. Her mouth was surprising normal sized even though she could easily talk up--or in Shikamaru's point of view, bitch up--a storm. Her lips looked soft and were full, perfect for pouting, which she took advantage of. Her hair was soft and an unimaginable shade of blond. The colour resembled the colour of a peeled banana. It was pretty nice, the way her hair would be let out of its usual ponytail so often these days. Her hair framed her face perfectly. That wasn't even half of it. Ino was slender and had meat in all the right places, in Shikamaru's opinion. Sure she pissed him off, but that didn't mean he was blind. He would often have to catch himself and stop staring at her profile when she felt his stare. Most girls would be disgusted or even proud, but not Ino. Because Ino was ignorant of the fact it was Shikamaru.
So he couldn't really call her a psychotic fangirl anymore. Shikamaru resorted to other things. Because of her appearance, Shikamaru often called her a names and accuse her of things he knew weren't true.
So what had she done to get Shikamaru so angry? Well it started at training…
Ino and Chouji had just finished sparring (resulting in a draw), while Shikamaru lazed around, staring at the clouds. Ino had had enough. Just because he was some genius with an IQ over 200 didn't mean he could laze around whenever he wanted. Besides, weren't geniuses supposed to spend everyday solving freaking equations or something?
Ino stalked over to the almost asleep genius and kicked him. Hard.
"What was that for?" Shikamaru slurred. This only made Ino angrier.
"We're supposed to be sparring!"
"We were."
"NO! Chouji and I were sparring! You were ASLEEP!" Ino's faced reddened in rage and leaned in closer to his face. She screamed some more in his face.
"Last time I checked, spars are for two people at a time. Unless you can't count, I'm the third person." Shikamaru answered irritably as he wiped Ino's spit of his face.
"Come on guys! Don't fight!" Chouji tried to intervene, but alas, he tripped on a rock. This resulted in a weird domino affect. Chouji tripped and pushed Ino in an effort to save himself. Ino fell forward onto Shikamaru. Their position was definitely awkward.
Since their faces were so close, Ino's mouth had ended up on Shikamaru's; similar to what happened with Naruto and Sasuke 2 years ago. They had kissed.
So that was why Shikamaru was pissed. No, not because he had kissed Ino, but because he had enjoyed it.
The End
Authors Note
Hope everyone enjoyed that. It's pretty short, but that was my aim. I'm planning on writing a few oneshots while I work on my long chaptered one.
