Now time for the Insanly-short, crazy, mind-blowingly not-right, crossover-a-plenty, just-not-sane Fanfic written late at night on a sugar high!
or
Something else.
It was a pretty nice day out, and...oh, good Lord, this dosn't make any sense anymore. Man I'm tired...I'll let someone else narrate...I'm going to bed...
Bobobo Anouncer: Well, it seems I'm announcer now! Now, where were we: It actually WAS a nice day...for once. Well, Team Gai was sitting in the park on a blanket, having a perfectly normal picnic. Then suddenly...
Tenten: Neji, when was the last time you had...fun?
Neji: What?
Tenten: Well?
Lee: Ooooooooooh. I know what you mean. (walks away)
Neji: Ten, why did he leave? What's going on?
Tenten: (starts giggeling madly)
At that moment, someone came out of the bushes.
Eriju: HEY, GUYS! How are yea?
Nej & Ten: oo
Mentos Guy: You still deny me the Minty Orgasm! I shall destroy you all!
And then, a blue, giant, car-headed robot landed on him.
Coop: Hmm...this isn't the planet of chile frys...
Jamie: Yeah, no chilly frys...but I see a hot chick below! Hey, sugar, want a ride?
Coop: We've got doughnuts!
Kiva: sigh Guy's, lets just get out of here.
Coop: But, Kiva! These people look really cool! Let's give em' a ride!
Kiva: No.
Coop: Alright, you win. (lifts off)
Neji: That was...pretty weird. Well, anyway, why were you giggling?
And as soon as he spoke those words, a giant Flying Saucer descended from the stars and beamed them up.
Neji: WTF?
Abduction Aliens: We have travelled the universe to conduct experiments on various live forms! And we have finally caught two specimens: The Earth Panda and the Earth Donkey! OOOOOOOOO! (wiggles alien fingers)
Nej & Ten: 0o
And, all of the sudden, they were back on Earth.
Neji: Now that THAT'S over with, why the hell were you giggling?
Tenten: Well, you see...I like you. In fact, I want you!
Neji: What?
Tenten: GASP Did I speak out loud?
Neji: No. How freaky. It's as if I could read her thoughts!
Tenten: Wow! Me to!
Neji: It seems we can read each others thoughts now.
And at that moment, Naruto, Shikamaru, and Hinata walked over.
Naruto: Hey guys! What's up?
Tenten: Nothing much.
Hinata: Hi, guys.
Sakura then walked up.
Sakura: Hey Naruto! How's it going? (put's hand on Naruto's shoulder)
Hinata: Get back, bitch! He's mine!
Nej & Ten: 00
Neji: Uh, Hinata-Sama...
Hinata: Yes, Neji-onii-San?
Neji: Uh, forget it.
Shikamaru: How Troublesome...
And after a lively discussion, everyone parted. THE END
Bobobo: Wait a second! That can't be the ending!
Why not?
Bobobo: FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR!
And now, time for the alternative ending. YAY! And, as they were leaving the park, a giant DDR platform poped out of the ground.
DJ UNO: DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!
Orochimaru: I challenge everyone to try to beat me! I am the best at DDR!
Tsunade: I do! (loses)
Eriju: I challenge you! (loses)
Ed Alaric: I do! (loses)
Orochimaru: Is anyone good enough!
Jesus: I AM!
Orochimaru: Oh No! Jesus!
Jesus: Yes, it is I!
Does intricate dance moves.
Jesus: AAA Orochimaru: F
Jesus: HAH! Back in the day, I was the best dancer in Jerusalem! (Karate Kicks Orochimaru, Orochimaru goes flying)
Katsue: Yay, Jesus!
THE END
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