Now time for the Insanly-short, crazy, mind-blowingly not-right, crossover-a-plenty, just-not-sane Fanfic written late at night on a sugar high!

or

Something else.

It was a pretty nice day out, and...oh, good Lord, this dosn't make any sense anymore. Man I'm tired...I'll let someone else narrate...I'm going to bed...

Bobobo Anouncer: Well, it seems I'm announcer now! Now, where were we: It actually WAS a nice day...for once. Well, Team Gai was sitting in the park on a blanket, having a perfectly normal picnic. Then suddenly...

Tenten: Neji, when was the last time you had...fun?

Neji: What?

Tenten: Well?

Lee: Ooooooooooh. I know what you mean. (walks away)

Neji: Ten, why did he leave? What's going on?

Tenten: (starts giggeling madly)

At that moment, someone came out of the bushes.

Eriju: HEY, GUYS! How are yea?

Nej & Ten: oo

Mentos Guy: You still deny me the Minty Orgasm! I shall destroy you all!

And then, a blue, giant, car-headed robot landed on him.

Coop: Hmm...this isn't the planet of chile frys...

Jamie: Yeah, no chilly frys...but I see a hot chick below! Hey, sugar, want a ride?

Coop: We've got doughnuts!

Kiva: sigh Guy's, lets just get out of here.

Coop: But, Kiva! These people look really cool! Let's give em' a ride!

Kiva: No.

Coop: Alright, you win. (lifts off)

Neji: That was...pretty weird. Well, anyway, why were you giggling?

And as soon as he spoke those words, a giant Flying Saucer descended from the stars and beamed them up.

Neji: WTF?

Abduction Aliens: We have travelled the universe to conduct experiments on various live forms! And we have finally caught two specimens: The Earth Panda and the Earth Donkey! OOOOOOOOO! (wiggles alien fingers)

Nej & Ten: 0o

And, all of the sudden, they were back on Earth.

Neji: Now that THAT'S over with, why the hell were you giggling?

Tenten: Well, you see...I like you. In fact, I want you!

Neji: What?

Tenten: GASP Did I speak out loud?

Neji: No. How freaky. It's as if I could read her thoughts!

Tenten: Wow! Me to!

Neji: It seems we can read each others thoughts now.

And at that moment, Naruto, Shikamaru, and Hinata walked over.

Naruto: Hey guys! What's up?

Tenten: Nothing much.

Hinata: Hi, guys.

Sakura then walked up.

Sakura: Hey Naruto! How's it going? (put's hand on Naruto's shoulder)

Hinata: Get back, bitch! He's mine!

Nej & Ten: 00

Neji: Uh, Hinata-Sama...

Hinata: Yes, Neji-onii-San?

Neji: Uh, forget it.

Shikamaru: How Troublesome...

And after a lively discussion, everyone parted. THE END

Bobobo: Wait a second! That can't be the ending!

Why not?

Bobobo: FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR!

And now, time for the alternative ending. YAY! And, as they were leaving the park, a giant DDR platform poped out of the ground.

DJ UNO: DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!

Orochimaru: I challenge everyone to try to beat me! I am the best at DDR!

Tsunade: I do! (loses)

Eriju: I challenge you! (loses)

Ed Alaric: I do! (loses)

Orochimaru: Is anyone good enough!

Jesus: I AM!

Orochimaru: Oh No! Jesus!

Jesus: Yes, it is I!

Does intricate dance moves.

Jesus: AAA Orochimaru: F

Jesus: HAH! Back in the day, I was the best dancer in Jerusalem! (Karate Kicks Orochimaru, Orochimaru goes flying)

Katsue: Yay, Jesus!

THE END

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