Poor Excuse for a Disclaimer:

Sadly, I don't own Rurouni Kenshin (or this song) or the characters. If I did Aoshi and Battousai would be my eternal slaves because they're sexy. Duh.

Artist Nikka Costa / Black Twilight

Song My Boyfriends Back / The Battousai's Back

The Battousai's back and you're gonna be in trouble

(Hey la, hey la, the battousai's back) If you see him comin' better cut out on the double

(Hey la, hey la, the battousai's back) I've heard you've been crying 'cuz he's comin' after you

(Hey la, hey la, the battousai's back) Well, it doesn't matter he's still using battoujutsu!

(Hey la, hey la, the battousai's back) Hey, he knows that you've been lyin' Doesn't matter! You're still dyin'

He's been wandering for such a long time(Hey la, hey la, the battousai's back)

But he's back and now does organized crime(Hey la, hey la, the battousai's back)

You're gonna be sorry you were ever born(Hey la, hey la, the battousai's back)

'Cause he's gonna make you pay and make you mourne(Hey la, hey la, the battousai's back)

Hey, he's gonna whack your next of kin And, nope, he doesn't believe in Kuan Yin [1]

What makes you think he wouldn't see thru your diguise? (hmmm?)

So beware of those sexy yellow eyes! (mmm hmmm!!)

He can sense your ki

The battousai's back your in for some mutilation

(Hey la, hey la, the battousai's back) For God's sake, give him his medication

(Hey la, hey la, the battousai's back)

Hey, he's gonna whack your next of kin And, nope, he doesn't believe in Kuan Yin

What makes you think he wouldn't see thru your diguise? (hmmm?)

So beware of those sexy yellow eyes! (mmm hmmm!!)

He can sense your ki

The battousai's back your in for some mutilation

(Hey la, hey la, the battousai's back) If it softens the blow, it's for the sake of the nation

(Hey la, hey la, the battousai's back)

Oi![2] the battousai's back [screaming fangirls]

So don't look out now 'cause the battousai's back [fainting fangirls]

And I can see him comin' [author jumps on his back]

So you better start a runnin'

Dou ,ryu, sen!!

CHA CHA CHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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[1] Kuan Yin - Goddess of Mercy

[2] Oi!- Hey!