'Two small boys quest for nothing. Two grown men's quest to stop them. &
One midgets quest for lube.'

=Wasted=

Ain't ya sick of all those typical fanfics these days? All ether sad & depressing, or shitily written. Well heres a change ladies & gentlemen! Not
only is this mainly about Chibi Trunks & Goten (Something you don't get
enough of nowadays; but it is not too crapily written! Amazing eh? It's
like ya died & when to heaven! I'm your cool-ass host as always, Electro Nemesis. Ready to take you on the most screwed up ride of your life! & I'm not talking about retarded sex!

Author: Electro Nemesis

Description: Ok, first off. If you're wondering about the title, its cause
when I thought of this I was totally wasted! Next up, you're probably wondering what this is about, eh? Well, to find
that out . . . You're gonna have to read the story you lazy basted!

Warning: This fic contains violence (probably towards chibis), A lot of very offensive language, Drug & Alcohol use, Lots of fucked up shit (see?), Possible chibi Shonen Ai &/or Yaoi, & a shit load of other pointless crap!
It should not be viewed by ANYONE!
So if you don't like it . . . Fuck off!!!

Translations (for those stupid people): Shonen Ai = Boy love. Yaoi = Gay
(sex mainly). Hentai = Pervert(ed). Chibi = Little (to mean "child").

Disclaimer: Sure people, I own Dragonball. If I did then it would SUCK!
Best leave it up to the pro. Toriyama, you are my God!

Chapter 1
'Let your suffering begin!'

"Hey, Trunks"
"Yeah, Goten?" The 8 year old Trunks set down his Gamecube controller &
turned to his friend.
"I'm bored"
"Me to. Wanna go on panty-raid?"

Not normal words coming from an 8 year old? Get real!

"Nah. My mum always hits me when she finds out"
Trunks looked puzzled. "How does she find out?" He asked.
Goten looked ashamed. "Some times I tell Gohan" He said meekly.
Trunks sighed, "Goten?" he said in an exasperated tone of voice.
"Yeah, Trunks?"

This conversation could go on indefinitely, so I'll stop it there. & Just
say 5 minutes passed.

The two young boys stepped out into the sunlight. The younger one ribbing a
small lump on his head.
"OK, Goten." Said the Trunks, "Let us go" "Right-e-o, Trunks." replied the Goten cheerfully, "But . . . Where are we
going again?" Trunks fell over Anime style, then getting back up just as fast, in a blur
of purple & green. Trunks waggled a finger "OK, Goten. But only for the
benefit of the viewers at home. We are going on a quest to find the
Dragonballs, so we can wish never to grow up!"

Ohhhh, so that's what the fics gonna be about. . . I think not!

Goten scratched his head. "But . . . Why wouldn't we want to grow up?" "Because we-" Trunks began, but was cut off by a shadow falling over the
two.
"Where the hell do you think your going, Brats!?" Roared Vegeta. Goten was just making with 'The Puppy-dog Eyes' when Trunks whispered in
his ear "Wait, I found something better"
Trunks stepped forward, "We're gonna go steal some porn!" he said.
Vegeta's face cleared, 'So, my son is finally growing up' he thought.

How wrong he was.

"Ok, but don't stay out to long. If your mother gets home & finds out I let you two go out on your own. I won't get any 'Action' for a week!" Vegeta
made little hip movements.

Trunks grinned nervously. He knew how much his father liked is 'Action'.
"OK, Dad" he said
"& You know what I'll do to you if you're not back by the time she gets
home"

It wasn't a question.

Trunks nodded, he did know. & He didn't like it!

As the two boys walked away, Trunks looking rather pale now, Goten asked,
"What will he do to you?" Trunks shook his head & tried to grin, "Don't worry" he said. But though,
'maybe I should wish for invincibility instead'

End of chapter 1

Well well, not to bad yet, but it gets worse . . . Oh yes. Mark my words .
. .

Anyways, what do you think Vegetas gonna do to poor little Trunks?
Something Kinky &/or sad? Knowing me probably!

I know it was kinda short, but its after 1:30am & I was up until 4:30am
yesterday! So quite your complaining! Besides, I gave you that big long
intro bit!

Oh well. Tell me what you think! & I accept flames, but I may report you to
FF.net if you do! ~_^