AN: This one just came to me. XD
ps- use your imagination
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Awkward Questions
One very boring evening in the fire nation…
Sokka whistled to himself as he leaned against a rock, his stomach busy digesting the delicious dinner Katara had made them that night. The sun was just setting in the distance as the navy blue of night started to creep into the sky, the starts twinkling gently. The water rushing near them and the cool breeze relaxed him into a daze, the environment betraying the fact that its inhabitants were waging a fierce war upon the rest of the world.
Sokka looked up at the sky, leaning the back of his head on the rock. Such a big world…it made him think of how infinitesimally small he was in the scheme of things, in the scheme of time…
Sokka didn't often think so deeply. Tonight was just one of those nights, whether it was because of the silence throughout the camp or the vast clear sky above him, but he just sat there thinking of the world's greatest questions….
To him anyway.
"Guys?" he said aloud, catching the attention of Aang, Katara, and Toph. They each peered at him while he sat in silence, pausing. Then…
"What do you think Azula's cup size is?"
The silence that followed made the rushing river water suddenly screeching loud, but Sokka took no notice. He was in deep, pensive thought.
"What?" Katara had an unreadable expression on her face.
"You know…like her breasts? How big do you think they are? It's impossible to tell because she's always wearing her armor."
They all stared at him. Of course Katara wouldn't care.
"Aang?" Aang had to have some ideas. He was a guy after all, avatar or not. Aang blushed profusely, putting a hand behind his head.
"I-I dunno- I'm usually a little distracted whenever we see her."
"Yeah….me too…" Though Aang had the feeling they were not quite on the same page. "So you think a B-cup? It might be hard to fight so well with anything bigger than a C-cup." He put a hand up to this chin, stroking his not-beard.
"S-Sokka! Why on earth do you care?" Katara asked, too incredulous to be angry.
"Maybe a C-cup….yep, its got to be a C-cup." It wasn't wishful thinking- not at all. Azula was definitely a C-cup. Maybe even a D-cup. It was always a possibility. And Sokka was definitely an open minded guy.
"Maybe I can help," Toph said, calm as ever, though Sokka doubted Toph would really know. Why would a 12 year old girl even pay attention? "What size is Katara? I don't know the sizes themselves, but I can see people's bodies compared to each other."
Genious! Sokka loved Toph. She was the cool sister he never had- wait- nevermind. He looked at Katara waiting for an answer. Katara blushed.
"I'm not telling!" She covered her chest. Aang blushed too.
"C'mon, Katara. You'd really help Sokka out." Of course Aang was interested now. Now it was personal.
"I'M NOT TELLING!" She huffed and turned away.
"It's ok," Toph said smiling somewhat deviously, "Just remember the next time you see them, Azula's are about a size bigger."
Katara growled, covering her chest and stomped off. Aang quickly sprang to his feet and ran after her.
"It's ok, Katara, I like your breasts!" he said peacefully.
"Don't look!" she ran off, and Sokka couldn't hear them any longer. He looked towards Toph.
"Really? Is that true?" She smiled even more deviously, making Sokka's heart race.
"Two sizes bigger."
Sokka smiled.
Awesome.
MEANWHILE
"If my hunch is correct, than the avatar is still alive, and he will be accompanying his gang and warriors from the water tribe during the invasion plan they set up on the Day of the Black Sun. "
Ty Lee yawned. While Mai was playing princess with Zuko, she was stuck here listening to Azula's constant rambling on politics and war tactics….all the things she didn't care about.
"The avatar and his two female companions pose the biggest threat since they are powerful benders, but thankfully I will have the Dai Lee with me. Sokka, on the other hand, I won't worry about. He's nothing compared to the others." She smiled, content with her reasoning. Everything was falling into her hands, and she was prepared for everything- as always.
"Sokka…" Ty Lee said dreamily. Boys- that was something she cared about. Azula raised an eyebrow.
"What about him?"
"…Azula?" She nodded. "Have you ever noticed how big Sokka's feet are?"
There will be a part two once I finish it. Whether it is in chronological order is not so certain. Review plz! What do you think is something random Sokka would ask?
