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There once was a boy named Percy
Destined to preserve or raze
A half blood of the eldest gods
He faced many dangerous days
Yo, Percy. You're a half-blood.
Percy goes to camp
He meets Grover and Annabeth
Chiron requires that they go on a quest
Clarisse is a daddy's girl
Luke gives treachery a whirl
The lightning bolt is returned to Zeus
Laistrygonians come
Now Grover's gone
And Percy's in mortal danger
He leaves the camp
Without a quest
And Thalia's human again
Hades' kids are here
For boys, Bianca doesn't care
Thalia's a Hunter
Bessie's a guy
And the sky Artemis bears
They set off to rescue the prisoners of Atlas
Who just so happens to be Zoe's Titan father
I don't really get it either
Percy is inside
Of the giant Labyrinth
With Rachel and Annabeth
Oh, gods!
Love triangle is here
He's back!
Percy, Percy, it's getting scary
Kronos is back
And he's inside of Luke's body
Clarisse, Clarisse, why is she ignoring their
Constant attempts to appease her?
Percy's forced to take a dip
Nico's the one to give him the tip
Kronos breaks into Olympus
Luke Castellan is dead as can be!
Split your kids
Two parts-Greek and Roman
It's amnesia time
It might be the world's end!
There once was a boy named Percy
Who set out to free Death
But in one final duel between Greece and Rome
He may take his final breath.
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