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There once was a boy named Percy

Destined to preserve or raze

A half blood of the eldest gods

He faced many dangerous days

Yo, Percy. You're a half-blood.

Percy goes to camp

He meets Grover and Annabeth

Chiron requires that they go on a quest

Clarisse is a daddy's girl

Luke gives treachery a whirl

The lightning bolt is returned to Zeus

Laistrygonians come

Now Grover's gone

And Percy's in mortal danger

He leaves the camp

Without a quest

And Thalia's human again

Hades' kids are here

For boys, Bianca doesn't care

Thalia's a Hunter

Bessie's a guy

And the sky Artemis bears

They set off to rescue the prisoners of Atlas

Who just so happens to be Zoe's Titan father

I don't really get it either

Percy is inside

Of the giant Labyrinth

With Rachel and Annabeth

Oh, gods!

Love triangle is here

He's back!

Percy, Percy, it's getting scary

Kronos is back

And he's inside of Luke's body

Clarisse, Clarisse, why is she ignoring their

Constant attempts to appease her?

Percy's forced to take a dip

Nico's the one to give him the tip

Kronos breaks into Olympus

Luke Castellan is dead as can be!

Split your kids

Two parts-Greek and Roman

It's amnesia time

It might be the world's end!

There once was a boy named Percy

Who set out to free Death

But in one final duel between Greece and Rome

He may take his final breath.

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