Homer Simpson, who's the dad of America's favourite Simpsons, was siting on the couch eating a really big donut. "Hmmm… donut" said Homer. All of a sudden, he started choking on his throat because his donut was stuck in the is larynx. "Oh no said Homer whoa . Homer said "I should go see Dr. Higgert oh wait hes out of town on vacation." Homer sat still on the couch then said "I know, I'll go to Sacred Heart they know how to take care of people there in a good way". "Aicarumba" said Bart..
Homer went to the desk and askemdf for the doctor and Carla was there! She said "Mister, you fatter than a steam train" "Thanks!" said Homer. Homer then went into the hospital room and Dr. Cox came in and said "Holy mackerel, you're fatter than my ex-wife" he said, like in the show. Homer got sad because Cox reminded him of Marge.
"Well, let's give you the prostate exam…" said Cox. Dr. Cox put his hands into Homer's pants and started feeling Homer up. Even the straight Homer could not resist as Cox gripped Homer in a vice like grip to take his blood pressure tested. Cox took out his hand and walked out of the room as JD walked in. JD said to himself "I wonder what it would be like if Dr. Cox touched my penis…" he said as he began a flashback…
Meanwhile Lisa was at home :I am sad my daddio isn't' here ore is me" Then the TF2 Heavy came to life from her computer and began sang campfire songs with the ladyettw.
Wari o sat at hokum at looked at his pile of gold… "Soon the world will be mine"
Changing to script format for the epilogue...
Homer: So how am I gonna be, badasskilla69?
badasskilla69: You'll see...
Homer: Oh no!
Wario: Wahahaha
badasskilla69: Stay tuned for Chapter 2
