The Squirrel, the Pomegranate, and the SpongeBob Bigger Boot

By: Maddie, Kayla, Gabriella, and Sachyea

Maddie: This was one of those stories where you were bored in class and wanted to do something useful in your freetime with friends. Spongebob Fanfiction was the closest thing we could get.

Kayla: It started with a pomegranate…

Sachyea: And Everything went down hill from there.

Gabriella: Lets take a look, shall we?

This very bad story: The Squirrel, the Pomegranate, and the Spongebob Bigger Boot

There once was a pomegranate. One day, it was walking and saw a squirrel then woke it up too. The Squirrel ate the Pomegranate and it became a ninja spy stealing flash drives and putting them on an alien planet far, far away then grew teeth then ate the universe and puked it out but then went back to having a 'normal' life on earth.

Then, bacteria dominated the presidents brain, rendering him delirious. The bacteria took over the universe, making everyone make peanut butter and jelly sandwitches from sunrise to sunset. But there were 4 bunnies who were sick of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, so they had Gary come up from Bikini Bottom and eat the bacteria, so now the girls each rule the universe on their own days, Kayla-Saturday and Sunday; Gabriella- Monday and Tuesday; Maddie- Wednesday and Thursday; and Sachyea got the party day Friday!

Then they died a horrible death by spoon, so potatoes took over the universe. Then, someone kicked Maria's foot and her toe divided in two. Then the world got sucked into a worm hole. Superman told everyone to hold their breatheses as they plunged into the darkness of the worm hole. Then Batman showed up, and Bat-a-ranged the worm hole and it exploded.

Hugo Chaves coughed up oranges, and decided to live in Alaska. He move to Alaska, because of the pretty northern lights, which helped produce his new power, coughing up oranges. Then, an orange got lodged in his throat and he choked to death. But then, he awoke from the dead cuz' Pluto said so. But pluto contracted the orange coughing because he wanted to. He retired to the Bahamas, where he sits in a hammock all day drinking coconut cocktails all day.

Suddenly, the POMEGRANATE WAS BACK TO KILL THE NINJA SQUIRREL! Then the squirrel ate the pomegranate, and the pomegranate ate the squirrels insides, and the squirrel died. The squirrel went to squirrely heaven, and flew with the other angels. Then Bigger Boot from the Spongebob Movie stepped on Squirrely Heaven. Then the squirrel came back to life and took over the world, not before destroying all of the pomegranates.

The End…

… or is it?