Teasing
A/N: just a short drabbly Oneshot about Sam and Dean competing against each other.
A 19 year old Dean sat on the couch in a drab motel room. he was bored out of his brains. There was only one thing he could do to distract himself, and that was piss Sam off. Sam sat at the table reading a book for his literature class.
"Hey Sammy? You're such a nerd"
"no I'm not"
"I'm the older brother here. If I say you're a nerd, you're a nerd"
"I'm the smarter one here."
"you're incompetent"
"at least I can spell incompetent Mr I-didn't-pass-my-3rd-grade-spelling-tests"
"piss off"
"you started it"
"I'm not even warmed up yet"
"whatever"
"you're a geek"
"is that the best you've got?"
"nope"
"I've got one for you"
"what would that be?"
"you're a self obsessed macho jock who thinks everyone loves you"
"that's because everybody does love me!"
"you just keep on telling yourself that, ok?"
"I don't need to when everyone else tells me that they love me"
"I've never told you that"
"yes you have"
"no I haven't"
"you did once when you were 5"
'that was 10 years ago, Dean"
"so?"
"10 years, Dean. That's 120 months ago. That's 520 weeks ago. That's 3650 days ago"
"don't hurt yourself with those calculations little brother"
"I'm better at calculating numbers than you are"
"no you're not"
"yes I am"
"you look like a tree"
"you're just jealous that your 15 year old brother's taller than you"
"no I'm not."
"then why are you teasing me about it?"
"because I can"
"freak"
"oh! You're calling me the freak now?"
"yep"
"I'm not the freakishly tall 15 year old, remember?"
"I get my height from dad"
"dad's shorter than you"
"I suppose I got it from our grandparents then"
"maybe. Or you're just a freak"
"shut up. I need to finish this book for my Lit. class on Monday"
"I hate Shakespeare"
"good for you"
"yeah, good for me. I'm gonna go see how dad's going"
"whatever"
"or I might just stay and piss you off for a little while longer"
"whatever floats your boat"
"hey Sammy?"
"what!"
"you're a nerd"
"not again"
A/N: fun! Ok, I'm officially out of ideas.
