I've wanted to do this for a long time.
Glancing to my right I see him crouched in front of a computer, his fingers moving rapidly over the keyboard.
On a plate beside him sat two doughnuts, one half eaten.
Right. I'll have to wait till he finishes those.
I've been watching him for awhile now.
It's not like I have a choice.
We're (literally) chained together and he's always there beside me, being the freak that he usually is.
I have come to the conclusion that he is practically unpredictable.
Well, except for one thing and that is his eating routine.
I've figured out his menu of sweets.
If my prediction is right, he would call Watari for a plate of strawberry cakes.
Right about……. Now.
And he did.
Grinning to myself, I watched Watari walk in with said plate.
Slowly I got up and walked to the little coffee table a couple of metres behind us.
Feeling the light tug of the chain, he spun around on his chair.
"Where are you going, Yagami-kun?"
Jeez, he's still suspecting me.
That freak.
"Nowhere," I replied nonchalantly "Just looking for a Kira magazine."
He spun back to the computer and started typing again.
I chanced a look around and noticed Matsuda staring at me openly.
I gave him an evil grin, to his surprise.
Now he probably knows I'm up to something.
I turned my attention back to the freak slouched in his chair and waited.
And waited.
And waited.
Until finally my chance came.
I saw him pause his typing and reach for a strawberry cake.
I saw him place the cake before his eyes, observing it before consuming it like he always does.
NOW!
I gave the chain a hard yank.
SPLAT!
I cracked up and so did Matsuda.
And then he turned around.
The sight made me choke.
Suddenly I felt a hard tug on the chain and the next thing I knew I was plummeting towards the freak with his face full of strawberries.
BAM!
That was his fist connecting with my face.
CRUNCH.
And that was probably my nose breaking.
I learnt another lesson.
NEVER mess with Ryuuzaki and his food.
DA: This story was inspired by a picture I saw on the net.
Light: Go! DA you rock!
DA: right…
L: Can I have a tissue?
Light: ...sucker...
