A Day in the life of Captain Quark

8.30 am: Wake up happily knowing it's going to be another lovely day of being your hunky self!

9.00am: Finish deciding what to wear by choosing normal Quarktastic super suit!

9.30am: Feed Skrunch the monkey a breakfast of Banana flakes washed down with a good banana milkshake.

9.35am: Spend half an hour looking in the mirror at my beautiful face, legs, biceps…

10.5am: Bark random orders that sound useful at the crew.

10.30am: Draw up crazy plans to try and see if I can get Ratchet hurt in some way.

10.55am: Spend some time with Helga in the VR deck. .

11.00am: Order my next issue of "pathetic super heroes weekly".

11.10am: Fire Galactic Rangers for not bringing me my crayons fast enough.

11.30am: Sit in my big chair on the bridge and see how many times I can spin around without being sick.

12.00pm: Skip the line at the cafeteria due to "captain's need to eat first to do more important work". Then take all food available and throw away what I can't eat.

1.00pm: Tell Al about the "mistakes" I've found in his latest program.

1.30pm: Find out just what Ratchet means by "irresponsible".

2.00pm: Tell Skidd about the time I won the hover boarding galactic championship. (Leaving out the part about were I disabled everyone else's engine systems)

2.30pm: Watch Ratchet play his VG9000 and add in a few stories about some of my other adventures. Walk off though when he plays episode 5, "The shaming of the Q."

3.30pm: Challenge random rangers to arm wrestle. Then "dispose" of them before they can beat me the 36th time.

4.00pm: Go down to Galaxy Burger for a snack, or two, or three…

5.30pm: Leave Galaxy burger when the Universal police pay a visit. I'm technically still on the run.

6.00pm: See what happens when I press the big red button.

6.30pm: Blame Skidd for pressing the red button.

7.00pm: See what happens when I press the big red button for a second time.

7.30pm: Challenge Ratchet to a battle in the VR deck.

7.31pm: Explain to Ratchet that it obviously "wasn't my day."

7.35pm: Explain to Ratchet why it "hasn't been my day" for 6 months.

7.45pm: Walk around the ship with my toy video transmitter pretending to talk to famous people.

8.30pm: Lock myself in my quarters and sing to the entire Courtney Gears album. My secret shame.

9.00pm: Call the locksmiths to get me out of my quarters.

9.30pm: Have a late dinner.

10.00pm: Finally lie down for the night to rest.