Epic Rap Battles of Historrryyyy!
Kakashi Hatake
VERSUS!
Captain Ammmerrricaaa!
BEGIN!
Captain America:
Avengers Assemble! Better yet I'll do this alone, just sit back and watch this ninja loser get PWNED!
You're the worst captain that I've ever seen, world class underachiever who peaked at thirteen!
Don't bother with this battle, because America's gonna win,
my hide is tougher to pierce than your girl Rin's!
Kakashi Hatake: (Pulls head out of book)
Hmm? Were you done? I didn't even notice,
Run home to Nick Fury, you're not ready for this.
They call us Team 7, you can call me number one,
Became Hokage while you take orders from Samuel Jackson.
You're not gonna win so you might as well yield,
I'll destroy you faster than Thanos did your shield.
Captain America:
Ha Ha! Who's ready to pop old Kakashi on the jaw?
I'll make a necklace out of your ninja hounds paws.
WW2 survivor, more combat than you've ever seen,
I lead the world's greatest heroes, you lead pre-pubescent teens!
You're a 30 year old virgin, who never got laid,
Your story's about to fade, you can't beat me buddy I'm American made!
Kakashi Hatake:
Leave my team out of this you big blue bitch!
Me and Sasuke will put you in a chidori sandwich!
Deliver thousand years of death to Tony Stark quick,
Slit Hawkeye's throat and kick Thor in the dick!
Watch as Sakura pummels your little Black Widow,
You may have a Hulk but we have a Naruto...
Who Won? Who's Next...
