Original
Idea: Sakari Nikisho
Story: Sakari Nikisho and M. Saya
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THE SHOW
What
We Think About
The Yaois
Chapter One
What We Think About The Yaois
Max POV
Ah… This all started when our friend, Sakari, left her computer on for a few minutes. Rei and I went to check it out. I mean, come on! We were bored and it was so hot! We'd be fried if we went outside. Okay, so… Our other friend, Bree, she was yelling at Sakari for something… I don't understand. Saki-chan is a very sweet, little girl. Bree was yelling about, "Stop reading that! Its wrong!" What wrong thing could she be reading? I mean she's only an eleven-year-old. Bree isn't one to overreact (um… not to often…) so what's up? And she's very nice to everyone. Typical… leaving Rei and I in the dark, like this.
Rei POV
Okay, so Max and I were walking down to Sakari's room her cousin was coming by for a visit. She sat coolly in Sakari's room, on the window couch. She was a thirteen-year-old with brown highlights and she was Chinese, like Sakari and I. Her name? Um… We heard it a few times… M. Saya? Yeah, that's it. I keep on hearing Sakari call her "Saya-san" so… I guess we would call her "Saya". I don't know why, but Max is a little afraid of her. Saya seems nice… Maybe it's because she never moves from that spot on the couch. She's always typing on her laptop and listening to her music. Maybe that's why Max is a little afraid of her. Sakari's adores her, which scares Maxie a little more.
Normal POV
Rei walked to the dimmed room. Light filtered the room as it came through the glass of the window. The light danced on Saya's complexion and Rei walked up to her. "You know, you kind of look pretty like this." Rei complimented with a smile that would make any fan-girl melt. Saya looked a bit surprised at his comment and slipped off her headphones so that they rested on her shoulders. "That has got to be the worst pick up line I've ever heard." Saya said to the raven-haired boy, making him retreat back suddenly as if he had been slapped in the face. Saya merely slipped back on her headphones and then said in a monotone voice, "Keep on trying kitty-boy." Her fingers then resumed to typing at one hundred miles per hour on the keyboard, ignoring him like she did everyone else.
"You have got to be kidding me." Rei scoffed picking up Saya's legs to move them aside. When Rei was about to sit, she quickly placed them back on. He threw them off again and tried to sit only earning a kick on his rear. "Ow! Would you mind?" Rei cried frustrated. "I want to sit."
Saya rolled her eyes at Rei's impatient voice. "Try again and I'll actually aim, if you know what I mean." Saya told him, emitting that same monotone voice.
Rei crossed his arms as he walked over behind the girl, his hair tail following him. He bent down, his ebony bangs framing his face. "What are you typing anyways?" He asked looking into the flat screen of her laptop.
Saya lazily closed her laptop and looked at him. Her almost sinister brown pools connecting with innocent, curious amber. "But the thing is… Do you really want to know?" She said in her voice, almost sounding evil. "Um… Never mind…"
"Hey there!" Sakari said waving to her cousin. "Hey. Where'd you and Max go?" Saya asked, giving a soft smile to Sakari (Shut up. She really does smile.) She got off of the couch and walked to Sakari. Her black laptop that had blue letters that read, "M. Saya" on the top, was tucked comfortably under her right arm. Saya had taken off her CD player headphones and placed the items on the couch, as if she was reserving that spot. Max walked up to Rei, his fingers playing with his sun-gold tufts as he approached his friend. "Oh! We went to visit Bree!" Sakari told her, grabbing her arm. Saya sweat dropped and had a red, throbbing anger mark on her head, "Get off!" She said pulling her little cousin off of her. "Aww! Come on!" Sakari whined, making her grip even tighter. "Get off! Last time you gave me friggin' rug burn!" (This happens in real life… I accidentally made her arm red once.)
Saya tugged on her cousin to try to pry her off. Sakari was a lot stronger than she looked, especially when it came to her cousin. "A little help here?" She growled, eying Max and Rei. Max shivered as he felt Saya's glare pierce through him. Rei chuckled and then said, "Sakari, get off of her. She's starting to scare Max again."
The younger pouted, but got off. She brushed her lavender Chinese top off. "Okay, okay. But only this time, Rei-Rei." She said giggling. Saya started to burst with laughter. "Rei-Rei? That sounds like a girl's name!" She said, barely able to breath. Sakari laughed and Max giggled. "Hey… That's mean." He said giving his best kitty pout.
"I'm just kidding, Kitty-Boy." Saya said, going back to her regular voice. She made it almost seem like nothing happen in the past minute. "Wuss…" She muttered under her breath. Rei's sensitive ears picked up her voice, making a great ol' vain mark appear on the neko's head. She then turned to her cousin and asked, "Hey, Sakari. Didn't you name that hamster of yours "Rei"?" Saya asked. Was she trying to piss him off? Rei thought. "Oh yeah! He's so cute!" Sakari beamed. "He's also fat and fluffy, right?" Saya asked giving off an innocent smile. Max started to laugh, until Rei shot his American friend a glare.
"You guys have fun torturing me… don't you?" Rei asked clenching a fist. "Oh, no! Of course not, koneko-chan!" Max managed to get out. Saya and Sakari stopped laughing immediately after hearing the words that came out of the blonde's mouth. What the f…? They both thought, looking at the ocean eyed boy weirdly.
"…What?" He looked back at them. "Nothing…" They both said turning around away from Max. "Was it something I said?" Max turned to Rei, who simply shrugged. Saya coughed a bit to clear her throat before turning around to face Rei and Max. "Um… "Koneko-chan"?" Saya asked Max, giving him a look as if he was contained in a mental place. "Yeah... And?" He demanded. "That sounds plain wrong…" Saya said. "Not really…" Rei claimed.
Sakari turned and said, "Fan fictions say otherwise!" Rei and Max gave her a puzzled look. "Fan… fictions…?" They asked. Sakari nodded "Yeah!"
"But how does that sound wrong?" Rei asked. "It made you guys sound queer!" Sakari simply said, as if she was saying her favorite ice cream flavor. "Queer? What does that mean?" Max asked, quite confused. Saya rolled her eyes. She finally had enough of their clueless, innocent minds. Time to pollute. "It means GAY!" She yelled out frustrated.
"OH!" Both boys said at the same time. A red blush played against both of their cheeks. "You didn't have to say that…" Max whined putting his hand on his head. He was trying to purify his mind before the image of "gayness" appears in his innocent mind. "Mental images anyone?" Sakari asked chuckling. "Why does all the hot guys have to be gay…?" Saya's eyes emitted fake, chibi tears. "WE'RE NOT GAY!" They shouted at the same time. "The world's cruel in so many ways…" Sakari shook her head patting Saya on her back. They totally ignored the "we're not gay" comment!
"Just kidding!" They said in unison with a grin, turning their heads to the blushing boys. "That wasn't funny." Rei said looking at Max. "You've scarred him for life." Said the cat, pointing to the turtle. Who was currently turned around, on the floor, and curled up in an upright ball. A few whimpering noises came from the small blonde. "Aww! Rei! You care about your boyfriend!" Saya taunted. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!"
"Prove you're not gay!" Sakari jeered at the poor cat. The first thought that came to Rei was surprising. He quickly went up and pulled Saya in a full on kiss. Saya almost pushed him away, but to her disappointment he pulled away first. Saya wanted to push him. And really PUSH him off of her. But all and all, she was shocked beyond belief of what just happened. "Yeap… I'm gay." Rei claimed wiping his mouth.
Saya had a hot, red, throbbing vain mark on her head as she whacked the cat's head as hard as she could. "Hey! Ow!" He whined rubbing that spot. "SMUG BASTARD!" she cursed. "Why don't you go and be comforted by your little boyfriend then?" Saya yelled in an extremely deadly sounding tone, but there was a hint of hurt in her voice as well. Saya's eyes were scary as hell as she pointed to, a now withering, Max. The poor guy was afraid of getting a "mental image" from the past discussion and now he has to worry about Saya's wrath.
"Whoot… Rei's gay and everyone shall have a good day…" Sakari recited a small rhyme is a flat tone. "And Saya's mad, so no one shall be glad." She finished her rhyme, adding that last line in.
End Chapter
Saya: -glares at Rei- Tch. You're lucky the chapter ended or else you'd be cold, dead, and six feet under.
Sakari: Now, Saya...
Saya: I SHOULD BE ANGRY! THAT WAS MY FIRST KISS!
Rei: o.o...
Max: ...Rei was your first kiss? Are you kidding me?
Saya: -dark shadows surrounding Saya- You want to die too Max? (eerily calm voice)
Max: o.o Hehe...
Rei: Oh yeah! To all the fan girls out there, I'm still straight!
Fan Girls: -swoons and screams-
Rei: -kitty smile-
Saya: Oh yeah, that makes me feel a lot better. -.-''
Sakari: Um... Rei... How long have you been working with Saya on the set?
Rei: A week... Why?
Sakari: No reason... Hey, invite me to your funeral would ya?
Rei: o.o...
Saya: -pulls out a rather large selection of coffins- Take your pick, prick.
Rei: o.o Eep...
Max: o.o;;; -runs up to the screen- Okay... Reviewers! Read and review!
Sakari: -in the backround- Hey! Saya! You don't SHOVE the guy in there!
Rei: HEY! HELP!
Max: o.o;;
Saya: Hehehe...
in background Saya is heard laughing evilly-
Max: Oh yeah. Review and Saya MIGHT keep Rei alive..
Saya: EITHER WAY HE'S GOING DOWN! I DON'T CARE HOW MANY CHAPTERS IT TAKES!
Max: Ehehe… For Rei's sake… Review…
