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A girl with her hair in four pig tails wearing boys' clothes raced down the hall of the school, followed by a shorter younger girl. She discarded the cans of crazy string, spray cans and weed seeds. The squeaks and thuds of their wet sneakers echoed through the room, accompanied by angry yelling coming from behind them.
"Hurry up, Hina!" Temari yelled.
"I'm g-going as fast as I can, Tem!" She replied and then heard a crash before sprinting past Temari.
Temari sweat dropped as Hinata left her in the dust right after saying she was already running her fastest. Her face contorted into looks of fear as she heard the angry voices getting louder. She sped up.
"Hina, wait for me!" She cried as she turned the corner Hinata just disapeared behind to only gasp and wish she hadn't made herself know.
The co-captain of their school's lacrosse team and half of the rest of the team glared at her. Temari glowered back a death glare that could rival her emo brother Gaara's famed death glare. The blonde girl knew they were cornered. The rest of the lacrosse team would join. Temari gritted her teeth as the shorter orange haired girl flipped her hair and smirked at the two. Hinata and Temari could have taken on maybe four of the girls in front of them, but not the whole team!
"Airi-chan," Hinata pled, her hands clasped in front of her and giving the angry girl in front of her a look that stalled even Gaara, "It's a-all a big m-misunderstanding!"
Airi's glared faltered for a bit but then came back.
"Misunderstanding? Misunderstanding?! You two trashed our field!" Airi screeched. Her fellow teammates clenched their teeth and nodded.
At this point, Hinata was praying to Kami-sama that her death would be swift and merciful. She still persisted though, "That's where the misunderstanding is! We were going to trash the soccer team's field. Tem-chan and I love lacrosse!"
Temari nodded and stepped up till she was besides her friend, "Hai,"
"So, Gomen-nasai, if we could all put this behind…" Hinata started until a girl yelled, "Shut up, Ama!"
Hinata clenched her fists and started to twitch. Temari scowled and sent death messages through her eyes. Hinata had her whack at sweet talking them now it was time for Temari to curse like a sailor, "Baka kuso atama,"
Hinata's eyes widened and she covered her ears as a stream of curse words poured out of her friend's mouth. Temari grabbed her hand and pushed back the stunned girls, frozen and eyes wide, gaping into space. The two girls ran from there as silence ensued the halls. Only when they pushed the doors opened and leapt over the steps down did the other girls escape their trance. Hinata grabbed her bike and Temari grabbed her skateboard. Temari laughed and high-fived Hinata as they rode down the streets.
"The Prankster Queen strikes again, ne, Hina-chan?"
"Tem-chan, you always forget to include the Prankster Princess." Hinata fake whined.
"Did you see the looks on their faces when they saw the field?—priceless."
The indigo haired girl nodded her head and said, "Sayonara," As she took a turn from the road and went in the opposite direction of Temari.
The older girl sighed and smiled. Tomorrow, she could just feel all the props she'd be getting from her 'loyal prankster subjects', as she liked to call them in her head. She remembered the distorted look of rage and anger on Airi's face and laughed.
"Priceless,"
Temari and Hinata glided into the schoolyard, this time both of them were on skateboards. Hinata wasn't like her older friend in fashion sense. She was a tomboy. Yes. She just didn't like guys' clothes. She was wearing a blank long sleeved shirt under her white t-shirt with broken hearts on it and baggy jeans. Both girls stepped off their skateboards, pressed on of their feet onto the edge of the skateboard and grabbed it as it came up to them. They walked through the crowd, various girls high-fiving one or both of them after hearing about their prank on the lacrosse team. Well, except for lacrosse team members of course.
"What'd the lacrosse team do to you anyways?" A random girl with glasses asked.
"Nothing," Hinata answered.
"We just thought the field needed a personal touch." Temari said as she slapped knuckled with Hinata.
"What? Don't they like it?" Hinata asked innocently as they walked away from the puzzled girl.
The two girls walked into their first period class as the late bell rang. Hinata pouted.
"Why are we always late?"
Temari laughed and patted, "Tis the price of being prank royalty."
They sat in the back. Paper planes soared through the air. The teacher started pulling at her hair. Temari sighed with contentment as she pulled out a notebook. She opened the book and pulled out a piece of paper. Hinata watched closely. Temari made the coolest paper airplanes. Temari folded and unfolded until Hinata was staring at something that looked like a jet plane. Temari threw it and it knocked down two other airplanes but still stayed in the air.
"Cool," Hinata said.
Okay, Hinata's a year younger than Temari. So, how are they in the same class? No, Temari didn't say back. Hinata skipped.
"Hyuuga Hinata and Sabaku no Temari, the head mistress wants you in her office." A bored voice said over the intercom.
If it were any other students there would have been 'ooohs' 'aaahs' and whispering. However, for these two it was just groans and 'Again?' Temari shrugged and Hinata sighed as they walked through the aisles. Temari hopped over an outstretched foot.
"Nice try," She muttered to the peeved off girl.
Hinata ducked as a spitball zipped through the air and tried to hit her.
"Ha!" She yelled as she slammed the door behind her.
"Yeah, our subjects are so loyal." Hinata murmured angrily.
Temari shrugged, "It makes me proud that they at least make an effort. Besides," She grinned and walked past Hinata, "It keeps us on our toes.
She rolled her light lavender eyes.
They didn't even need to wait for the head mistress. They were just ushered into the office.
"Now, this is what I call VIP treatment." Temari whispered to Hinata as they sat in front of the oak desk.
Hinata giggled. The head mistress looked ready to tear her hair out.
"Sabaku, Hyuuga," She hissed. "I'm sick and…"
There was a knock at the door.
"Come in." She sighed.
Two men in business suits stepped in. One had black hair, white eyes while the other had brownish-red hair and black eyes. Both were not surprised.
"Again?" Hinata father asked as he took a seat on her right side.
Temari's father sat at her left side, "I swear, I know this office better than my own office." He sighed.
Hiashi nodded. The head mistress rubbed her forehead.
"Hyuuga-sama, Sabaku-sama," She said. Temari wondered why she used no honorific in addressing her and Hinata. "Do you know where your daughters will end up?"
Hiashi blinked and looked at her as if she were stupid, "The president of Hyuuga Corps, of course,"
"Wakarimasen," Temari's father shrugged. When he got strange looks he asked, "What? You don't inherit being the mayor."
Hiashi shrugged one shoulder and said, "What's with these ridiculous questions? Just give them a detention or something, I have a meeting I need to attend to."
"I'm transferring your girls." The head mistress said as she turned away from them to search through a file drawer.
"What? Where?"
She pulled out a fat file and slammed it on the desk. The head mistress then pulled out a file cabinet below the other one and pulled out an even fatter file. Both fathers eyes widened.
"Otou-sama?" Hinata said worriedly and tugged at his sleeve.
"What are these?" He stammered.
"Your daughters files," She handed Hiashi the smaller one. The two men grimaced when they saw their daughter's name, "Violations of code, misdemeanors, felonies, I could send your daughters to juvenile detention."
All four Sabakus and Hyuugas gulped.
"Amari yoku nai desu ne," Sabaku muttered. "What school do you plan on transferring them to?"
"Yondaime Academy,"
Hiashi clutched his heart and double over the second the name was called. Hinata shook his shoulders.
"Outo-sama? Outo-sama, speak to me!" She shrieked.
He slowly straightened up and patted her head absent-mindedly, "T-That's an all b-b-b-boys' school."
"A-A-A what?!" Hinata shrieked.
Father and daughter held each other.
"What's it about an all boys school that makes them stutter?" Sabaku asked.
Temari shrugged.
"I won't let you throw my defenseless daughter to the wolves!" Hiashi cried.
"Defenseless?!" The head mistress shrieked.
"I-I c-c-can't g-g- t-t-to a b-b-b-boys' school, I-I stutter un-uncontrol-llably, SEE IT'S HAPPENING ALREADY!" Hinata exclaimed.
Temari whacked her upside the head.
"It's either that or go to juvenile detention hall." The head mistress savored the words, loving the thought of sending them there.
"W-Will there be boys there?" Hinata asked.
Temari whacked her upside the head again. She rubbed her head and moaned as Hiashi narrowed his eyes at the blonde girl, praying to Kami his eldest wasn't losing brain cells this way.
"We'll go to Yondaime Academy." Temari said as Hiashi and Hinata nodded gravely.
The head mistress beamed.
"Okay, Hina-chan," Hanabi kept on ranting as she helped her older sister pack, "Remember, if anybody kicks you in the crotch, fall over and at least pretend to be in immense pain."
"Hana-chan, I don't even have an adam's apple!" Hinata cried as she packed in clothes she'd never worn before. Boys' clothes she never wore before.
"Not all guys have adam's apples." Hanabi shrugged. "Besides, Neji goes to that school. Otou-sama said that he'd be helping you out."
Hinata nodded and remembered her over-protective cousin. "Hai," And grabbed the bag with sneakers, "Domo Arigato,"
"Dō itashi mashite," Hanabi pulled her sister into a hug, "No hair pulling in fights. Only girls do that. Throw punches and kicks. Don't kick them in the balls unless they know you're a girl. It'd be kind of low. Oh, don't let anyone know you're a girl. And..."
"Okay, okay, Hana," Hinata patted her on the head, "I g-got it."
"Oh, and no stuttering."
Temari's younger brothers looked at her. Then, they looked at eachother.
The burst out laughing.
"You're...going to...and all....boy's school!" Kankuro yelled.
"With Hinata?!" Gaara said gleefully, "She'll die!"
A vein started throbbing on Temari's forehead as she jumped Kankuro.
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