So, my friend was talking to me about Link's magical pockets (hammerspace she calls it). Or basically endless space for all items and she told me it would be funny if during Ghirahim found out the hard way about Link's endless pocket space. Though it was supposed to be crack, it ended up cute. Oh well. Enjoy~

Summary: Ghirahim finally had Link where he wanted him, but something unexpected caused it to delay.

Pairing: Ghirahim/Link

Disclaimer: I own nothing. But damnit, Ghirahim is the best villain ever. Demise is fucking awesome too. Ganondorf can go fuck himself.


Link yelped when he was suddenly thrown onto the bed and stared as Ghirahim crawled over to him. He blinked and moved back until he was trapped against the wall with Ghirahim towering over him with a smirk. "Got you," he purred and kissed the Hero's lips who after a moment closed his eyes and accepted the kiss and returned his own.

After a while Ghirahim broke away and they both panted slightly while Ghirahim merely purred at Link's flushed expression and kissed him on the forehead. "My cute sky child," Ghirahim said, Link pouted but his expression turned to a surprised and slightly curious expression as Ghirhaim's hands moved lower and began undoing all of his buckles and straps.

He was silent as Ghirahim worked his way to remove his tunic and chain mail. Link felt better he wasn't carrying the heavy armor but he wondered if Ghirahim wouldn't mind... Nevermind. Ghirahim paused as he pulled out a bombag from Link's belt and stared at it before looking at Link who shrugged. He threw it aside and proceeded to to finish what he started but instead his hands grabbed not the belt but the clawshots.

He threw those aside as well and tried again, this time it was the beetle. Growling Ghirahim began to grab all the items that Link magically kept on his person like an endless void. He picked at the item pouch and threw that aside, thinking that the items ended but more items appeared and finally after five minutes of the never ending items he grew frustrated and glared at Link.

"This is ridiculous! How many items do you have?" Link stared at him before shrugging. He lost count. Ghirahim's eye twitched and he pointed at Link. "Strip, now," he commanded and Link did as he was told. As he removed the rest of his clothing Ghirahim just stared at him with an even more irritated expression. Link rose an eyebrow.

"You removed them without problems how come I had to go through all those items?" Ghirahim snapped and Link thought about it before shrugging. He didn't know. Maybe it was Ghirahim proof, but he wasn't going to tell Ghirahim that. Ghirahim crawled back on top of him and his irritated expression turned into a maniacal grin.

"You are getting punished for that," he said as if knowing what Link was thinking. Link just smiled in amusement.