Authors Note: It's actually a first time doing a Death Note fan fiction. I'm an amateur writer with only an 8th grade education… which makes sense because I'm only 13. I hope my writing is at least somewhat enjoyable since I find myself to be quite satisfied with it.
ROFL. :'D
Chapter 1 - Cruel and Unusual Punishment
"…You wouldn't!"
"I will."
"You broke the windows last time already!"
A few passerby children gave them strange looks and shook their head.
"They just added thicker windows, remember? Give it back, or I'll do it."
"No, you don't have the guts."
"You asked for it!"
She screamed, or more like sang, in such an unbelievable high pitch that all the Wammy's House children had to cover their ears in pain. Usually, most people would be awed at such a high vocal range and applaud in excitement, but when used as torture like the girl did, it wasn't something to awe about.
"OK, HERE!" the blonde-haired boy threw back the chocolate attempting to aim at her face. She caught it and stuffed it back to her pocket.
She stuck out her tongue and then laughed in a stereotypical comic villain "PUAHAHAHA!". Unexpectedly, the giant wooden door flew out behind her and hit the back of her head as she fell head first flat to the ground in a clown-like manner. The blonde snorted and burst into laughter.
"What is this commotion?" A slouchy, scruffy jet-haired teenager came from the door. He held honey-covered strawberries in his sticky palm. He looked down at the seemingly dead girl. "Rainy… do you feel alright?" The blonde boy continued to laugh until he looked like he couldn't breathe. Rainy continued to act dead upon the ground.
"We're… fine…!" The blonde-haired managed to pass these words out of his mouth through his laughter. He held his stomach and pounded on the ground.
"As you say, Mello… Just keep it down. This is the library and others are studying." The teenager was facial expression was blank and he walked away chomping on his strawberries. The library became silent after Mello calmed himself down. He looked at Rainy lying sprawled on the ground silent.
"Hey," She didn't move. "Hello! Are you stupid or dead?"
"…"
'Did she die? She'll get me in trouble!' thought Mello as he panicked and kicked the girl.
"RRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Rainy jumped and yelled suddenly.
"AHH!" Mello's eyes widened as he screamed as he fell backwards.
"WAAAHHH!" screamed orange goggled, striped boy seemingly coming out of nowhere.
"GAHHH!!!" they cried in surprise. "MATT!!!"
The kids started picking up their books, leaving the library, and glaring at the extremely annoying three. It wasn't their fault. If you were quietly absorbed into a delightful book only to have your brain-cells disturbed by kids screaming their heads off, I think you would mind too.
"What?" Matt pouted. "I just felt left out." Mello hit Matt in the back of his head. "Ow!"
"OW!" A shadow behind Mello hit him too.
"A time-out for all three of you." it said. It turned out to be the music teacher. "You know very well not to make loud noise in the library, especially such unpleasant screaming." She sniffed. "Come along."
"What?" They cried. (But Mello's "What" sounded more like a bad word that shouldn't be said.)
Later on the day…
The trio sat facing a wall with a book stacked on their head in the hallway and a sign on their backs reading I'm stupid and I scream in libraries. Children passing by laughed and pointed at them.
"This is uncalled for!"
"It's cruel and usual punishment!"
"I wish I had some video game to play..."
A young boy with pure white hair named Near walked by and without looking, muttered "Idiots" under his breath.
"Say that to my face!" hissed Mello.
"Quiet now!" The scary music teacher appeared once again and whacked Mello on the head as his books scattered to the ground.
"Ow!" The three sighed in dismay.
Fin.
