Sometimes life sucks….. Yes that was my last thought as I looked into the eyes of my doom.

One would think that this man sitting there in front of me was innocent; his hazel eyes looked up at me through his glasses as wide and naïve as the day he was born. I knew though that even though James Potter seemed innocent he was really the ruler of the evil fuzzy bunnies! No one but he could have ruled those deceitful bunny rabbits!

"Ummm, Lily?"

….It talks…..

"Are you ok Lily?"

How does it know my name?

"yooohooooo Lily?"

Oh, right I go to school with him….

"Hey Lily I was wondering, since you don't have anything going on if you would like to go to Hogsmead with me?"

….the evil fuzzy bunnies are planning something ….I can feel it.

"So how about it Lily do you want to go I can meet you in the common room at 10"

It knows where I sleep!!! Run for the hills how do I escape… The fuzzy bunnies will hunt me down!

"Common Lily it would be really fun!"

Famous last words

"We can go to Honeydukes!

…how did the fuzzy bunnies get so fuzzy?

"And we can visit the shrieking shack"

Want to pet it….it looks so soft… must contain...

"We can also get butterbeer"

It's just a fuzzy bunny trick they use their deceptive softness to lure you in and eat your soul! Turning you into a dramatic pause Marshmallow! I know the horror of all horrors, being fat squishy, transfat stuffed, and sugary goodness scares even the most war hardened person.

"We can visit the joke shop too!"

I can't help it the fuzziness is just too strong! Tell my mother and father that I loved them, give Alice my green dress, and would someone do a special favor for me? Something that I have been longing to do my whole life but haven't been able to get around to. Would someone please punch Petunia in the face and tell her to go get a life? Farewell to all I'm going in.

"ummmm Lily why are you petting my hair?"

"James Potter supreme Ruler of all that is hair pullingly irritating, King of the Evil Fuzzy Bunnies, self proclaimed prankster extraordinaire. I Lily Evans have given up my battle against your underhanded tactics and agree to go to Hogsmead with you.

Author Note

I know this is really short... but I got the idea while watching tv and halfway through french class (cause I was definatly paying full attention to the teacher) so its not as long as it could be...its more like how i picture James asking Lily out from her point of view...with alot embelishments... hope you like it and review!