Crackfic pairing. I LOVE Isane and Grimmjow and I thought that they seem like the perfect couple~!(?)

Hope you enjoy this~ XD

Warning: Some bad words (B****, F***, S*** etc) mainly because of Grimmjow's vocabulary


Isane smiled as she gingerly opened her folded piece of paper. Her feet shuffled excitedly underneath her table as she read the name and address of her new penpal.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

Huece Mundo Street 49 Ravenwood.

Las Noches High School

"Grimmjow. He sounds scary." Isane spoke to herself and glanced at her other friends as they read the names of their new penpal. Some were squealing while others were whining. Isane and a few others seem to be maintaining their composure.

Isane glanced at her teacher as she smiled calmly back, the blackboard behind her saying 'Penpal Project'. The three major schools of Japan (Karakura High School, Las Noches High School and Seireitei High School) had joined together to hold a penpal project to strengthen their friendship ties. Not many of the students in Sereitei were thrilled by this, mainly because majority of them think that they should not interact with the 'low-lifes'.

The reason, is because Sereitei is considered the best school in that area, followed by Karakura and Las Noches, in both social status and in studies. Karakura is second to Sereitei as they are the average school while the worst school was Las Noches. Las Noches was the school that holds the most numbers of students who are actively involved in gangs with few actually passing their grades.

"Okay class! Listen to me now." Unohana spoke up and the class quieted down. Everyone reverted their gazes to her, waiting for her to speak. She glanced around the room, ensuring silence before letting out a motherly smile.

"Alright class, this is how the penpal letter works. You write a letter to the person, introduce yourselves to them and be friendly. The point of this project is to form friendship ties within the schools and I trust that each and everyone of you will do their best in making friends." Unohana spoke.

"But won't it better if we e-mailed them? I mean, stamps costs money." Renji spoke out loud and a few agreeing murmurs answered him. Unohana smiled calmly back at him.

"Because Renji, some of the students from the schools don't have a computer." Unohana answered back.

"Really? How old-fashioned can they get?" Hisagi snorted and the class laughed at his remark.

"Do not belittle them Hisagi-san. Not all of them are as fortunate as you." Unohana spoke, her aura suddenly cold and deadly as she gave him the famous 'Smile'. The class immediately turned quiet, feeling the killing intent within the room and Hisagi swallowed his saliva.

"H-Hai. Sorry, Unohana-sensei." Hisagi he sunk into his chair.

"Alright then. Class dismissed." Unohana spoke and the class dispersed to head on back home.

Isane glanced at the piece of paper on her desk and drummed her pencil between her fingers. Determined to be friends with this Grimmjow, she started writing down.


~A few days later~

Grimmjow was snoring away at his chair in his classroom when Ulquiorra did the unexpected. He started a conversation with Grimmjow.

"Sexta. Wake up." Ulquiorra spoke and Grimmjow's eyes snapped open. He turned to the green-eyed freak. "Did you just speak to me?"

Ulquiorra breathed out a 'yes'.

"You. Speak. To me." Grimmjow spoke again.

"That is correct Sexta and I have a question."

Grimmjow, still astonished by his seat partner's sudden convo, shrugged and listened.

"What is your penpal's name?" Ulquiorra asked.

Grimmjow blinked. "Isane Kotetsu. He's writing to me first so I guess I'll just have to wait for his letter. (A/N: Note that Grimmjow is stupid here and think's Isane is a guy. XD)

Ulquiorra nodded. "Mine is called Orihime Inoue from Karakura High and I've just received her letter last night. There are some problems with her grammar that I do not understand and I thought that you might know what she meant by a 'friendship as big as Mario's adventures'."

Grimmjow blinked several times, absorbing them before scratching his head. "I think she just meant that you and her will be best friends?" He guessed.

Ulquiorra returned him a blank expression. When he opened his mouth, a stream of sentences burst out.

"If you have meant that, then why did you end the sentence with a questioning tone? Are you uncertain of the actual reason to her flowery grammar? And what is a best friend? A friend can't be best at something unless they have the talent of it. And who is this Mario fellow? Is he a popular teacher of some sort?"

"Jeez! Timeout, you prick! All your questions are giving me a head ache!" Grimmjow whined and blocked his ears with his hands. If he knew the Cuatro was such a blabbermouth, he'd liked it better if he just stayed quiet.

Said Cuatro had his eyes glazed over in an expectant manner. "I find that hard to believe as there is not much in there."

"Yea- What?" Grimmjow exclaimed out in anger before grabbing the collar of Ulquiorra's clothes. "I dare you to say that again." He growled.

"Do remember your place, Sexta. You are talking to your superior." Ulquiorra glowered in slight anger.

"Fuck the superior system. Nobody calls me stupid!" Grimmjow snarled and gripped Ulquiorra's collar harder. The grip made Ulquiorra's button to be undone and it revealed a gleaming black '4' tattooed upon his chest.

"You are talking to your Cuatro, Sexta. Know your place!" Ulquiorra spoke in a tone that dripped with anger.

"I don't give a fuck." He snarled, punctuating each word with venom when suddenly, the doors of the classroom opened and a brown haired man entered.

All at once, the soon-to-be fight between the Cuatro and Sexta disappeared and everyone returned to their seats. Aizen smirked as how easy it was to have the class at his attention.

"That's better. I could almost hear a squabble from down the hall and I'm glad that has cleared up." Aizen spoke in a tone that just screams 'Leader'. His eyes wandered lazily to Ulquiorra and Grimmjow. Grimmjow tried to act it tough wheres Ulquiorra merely stared back at the eyes of their teacher.

The class started but the murdering intent was present throughout.


~A few Hours later, After school~

Grimmjow and the rest of his class yelled out in cheer as the school bell rang, signaling the end of the school. Grimmjow didn't bother using the door to exit the class. He and a few other males jumped out from the window and landed on the ground with a soft thud. It wasn't dangerous. Their class was at the second level and most of them are born Yamakazis.

Grimmjow waved goodbye to some of his classmated as they all headed back home or either went back to their clubs. Or just scavenging for hook-ups at nightclubs. It wasn't that uncommon for such a lifestyle in Hueco Mundo.

Grimmjow grumbled as he walked into his house. His roommate was still at school, taking extra lessons so that he could get a decent job in their dump neighborhood. Grimmjow smirked.

"He's a good kid." Grimmjow spoke out loud. He dumped his school bag at the side of his bed and canon balled on to his bed.

He gazed at his old peeling ceiling and let his mind wander. He had a good day at school. He's freakishly quiet Cuatro finally spoke to him and he nearly got into a fight with said guy. He remembered about his penpal's weird way of words and he sniggered. 'A friendship as big as Mario's adventures'? That chick Orihime is weird.

Grimmjow suddenly got up and headed to their mailbox, hoping to see if his penpal at Seireitei High had given him a letter. Most of the letters he got was bills and ads but one letter was neatly done.

He dumped all the other letters on his table and opened the neat letter while sitting on his bed. Sure enough, it was his penpal's.


Hello, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

Seems like we're penpals now, huh? I guess that's nice. Don't get me wrong. I really excited about this penpal project because I've never written letters before. I usually just e-mail them or either use Facebook. Heheh… I sound a lil bratty am I? Sorry…

So, I'll tell you a few things about myself then. My name is Isane Kotetsu. I'm an orphan with my lil sister, Kiyone Kotetsu. She's really loyal and loud, always trying to prove people she's capable of stuff. She's the exact opposite of me to the point of me thinking whether we're really siblings.

I'm in the Health Education stream and am Chairman of my class. I know you think that Health Ed is stupid and weird but I can't click with my other subjects. Health Ed can really help you in life crisis you know? Hehe…

My favorite food is Porridge (I can practically eat that for a whole week! ^_^) and I HATE kamaboko. You know that pureed surimi fishcake? Yeah. I HATE it. I'm really tall for my age (I'm 17). I'm a 187 cm-er and I'm really stressed about my height. I really don't like it when people tease me as 'bamboo freak'.

My birthday is August 2nd. I have grey eyes and short messy grey hair. Another weird thing about me. Imagine a person with grey hair. I'm practically screaming weird.

Enough about me now! Tell me about yourself. How your school works and such. I heard that you're school has this system? Where the newcomers are called Hollows or something? Care to tell me about that? I'm just curious that's all… ^^;

Can't wait for your reply~^^

Sincerely,

Isane Kotetsu


Grimmjow chuckled slightly at his penpal's letter. 'This dude just screams gay!' Grimmjow thought and he praised Kami that there weren't any hard words on the letter. He's not good in his vocabulary and he cursed Ulquiorra. He's a little right about his I.Q.

Grimmjow whisked away to his table and grabbed a paper and started to write on his reply. He drummed with the pencil, raking his head on what to say.

"I'm home!" Grimmjow's roommate returned from his extra class and entered their room.

"Yo, Shawlong! Come see this!" Grimmjow handed the letter to his roommate. Shawlong sat down and read it. Slowly, a grin formed on his face and when he finished the letter, he let out a loud laugh.

"Dude! This chick is seriously awkward!" Shawlong spoke and handed the letter back. "It's adorable though."

Grimmjow gave him cringed face. "Chick? My penpal's a dude!"

"You sure? Her name sounds like a girl and she's in the Health Ed stream! Come on. That's too girly to be a male." Shawlong spoke and changed into his work clothes.

"It's a guy, trust me. I have a feeling to it." Grimmjow spoke.

"Just don't embarrass yourself when you write to her."

"Him!"

"Yeah, write to him. But all the same, just ask him or her. You can't be too sure, right?" Shawlong spoke and grabbed the house keys. "I'm going to work."

Grimmjow ears perked up. "Shawlong! You have to stop stressing yourselves! You signed up to extra classes, you help out at the Old's home and you've got a job at night shifts!"

Shawlong shrugged. "I hate this neighborhood. But I still stayed cuz you know why?"

"Why?"

"You're lazy to be able to hold up the rent of this stinkhole."

Grimmjow threw his pillow at Shawlong and he dodged. "Kidding. I'll buy dinner on the way back. Bye, Grimm." Shawlong chuckled and left.

"Yeah. See ya." Grimmjow spoke and returned his attention back at the letter. What to say?


How you like it? Weird or something?

Don't blame me but I REALLY like GrimmjowXIsane couples cuz Grimmjow is ALWAYS paired up with Ichigo and Ulquiorra...

And Isane is lonely so I just HAD to pair them up together... Heheh ^^;

Hope you enjoyed it...