Episode 4: Orphan Black Supernatural Crossover
It was early in the morning and Sam and Dean were getting ready to see to a case of devil worshiping gone wrong. They got all the bibles and holy water they could find. "Oi, what's going on?" asked Sarah. "We have some exorcisms to do", said Sam. "Can I come?" asked Kira, who was right behind Sarah. "No, this is too dangerous for you. This is not a place for a four year old", said Dean. "I'm eight", said Kira, crossing her arms and biting her lip in a pout. "I'll tell you what, Monkey, I'll go with the boys and when I come back, I'll tell you all about it", said Sarah, she just wanted to see what an actual demonic possession scenario looked like. "Hey, don't forget me", said Cosima. "You want to come to?" asked Sam, skeptically. "Yeah, dude, that's complex", said Cosima. "All righty, the weirdo twins to go", said Dean, rolling his eyes. "Castiel, keep an eye on the other two weirdo twins and Kara", he called to Castiel who randomly appeared. He deliberately got Kira's name wrong. He was enamored by Sarah but her kid was so annoying! Always butting into the things, god if he did that as a kid, he'd be in big trouble. Then again, Sarah is so young, she really knows nothing about childcare, he thought. While Sam, Dean, Sarah, and Cosima were out at the case, Felix tried to redesign the place and spray air freshener everywhere, Helena ate all of Dean's pie, Alison paced around nervously, and Kira sat in the kitchen, bored. "How are you, little one?" asked Castiel. "Upset", said Kira, no affect whatsoever in her voice. "Hmm, I could show you a trick", said Castiel, the last time he was ever with a kid was when he babysat for a girl he had a crush on and stayed with a woman and her odd three or four year old who dreamed her snot was a rocket. Kira was obviously a different scenario. "What?" said Kira, she closed her coloring book abruptly. "Pull my finger", said Castiel. "That's okay", said Kira. "What do you want to do?" asked Castiel. "Let's do some science", said Kira, cracking her knuckles. Meanwhile, Sarah and Cosima watched wide-eyed as Sam and Dean chanted the exorcism in Latin inside the crusty old college dorm. "Holy shite", Sarah muttered in disbelief as thick darkness poured out of one lanky student's mouth, he collapsed on the ground. Dean stabbed another to get the demon out. Fire flashed across the corpse. "Holy watershed", said Cosima. When they were done, they all went back to the hotel. Sarah and Dean looked right at each other, wide-eyed. Dean turned on the radio and some old metal song was playing. They jumped on the bed and furiously made out.
