Copyright of The Bertie Botts (Nico Johnson, Vic Dumeng, and Julia Nelson-Grint)

DRACO (has no life)

He used to be hot

But now he is not

He's always spitting out Potter

His hair gel is gone

He's not a natural blond

And we think his dad is hotter

Chorus:

Draco has no life (yeah)

Draco has no life (yeah)

And we think his dad is hotter

Draco has no life (yeah)

Draco has no life (yeah)

And we think his dad is hotter

He cries when he's hurt

He has a momma shirt

And he adores traitor Snape

Hermione beat him up

You'll win the Goblet Cup

And we'll all get it on tape

Chorus:

Draco has no life (yeah)

Draco has no life (yeah)

And we think his dad is hotter

Draco has no life (yeah)

Draco has no life (yeah)

And we think his dad, is totally awesome dad, we think his dad is HOTTTER!