A/N: Okay, this is my first fanfiction EVER, so I don't know how good it will be. Anyway, I was watching one of the Bleach episodes and I saw the one where Yoruichi thought that Soi Fon liked Kisuke, cause she was following him around, spying on him before he became Captain. Well, I looked for any fanfics about those two, just to see, and there were NONE! So, I thought I'd give them a little credit. So, let's see where this takes us, shall we? This might be a one-shot, so don't be disappointed if it ends and there's no more! Open to suggestions!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT own Bleach or any of its characters. Tite Kubo does. Enjoy!

Walking through the Second Division barracks, Soi Fon noticed Kisuke Urahara arguing with Yoruichi Shihoin in a loud whisper. Curious, she ducked behind one of the tall, artfully crafted pillars of the Shihoin mansion. (If you remember, they're almost the same thing. So I kind of combined them...)

"What were you thinking? Were you even thinking at all? I can't be a Captain! I'm too laid-back and, quite frankly, you'd have to be a fool to willingly accept that fate." Kisuke stated, matter-of-factly. He glanced at Yoruichi and noticed she was glaring at him with eyes that could kill. "What? What did I say?" He whined, pleading with his eyes that she wouldn't tear him limb from limb.

What is that idiot thinking? Soi Fon thought to herself. Is he trying to get himself killed?

"Being Captain is a fool's job, eh?" Yoruichi inquired. "Are you calling me a fool then, Kisuke? Who do you think you're talking to?" Kisuke instantly paled and stopped walking. "Regardless of whether or not I recommended you to be promoted to Captain, I'm still your Captain at this moment."

"I... er... Sorry." he said, finally. Yoruichi had been his long time, childhood friend. So it was hard for him to not talk to her as he usually did. Glancing over at her, Kisuke noticed that she was about to burst from keeping in her laughter. His gaze hardened. "What? Why do you keep doing that to me?"

Unable to contain herself any longer, she let out a wail of laughter. "Kisuke, you can't be serious! You're my closest friend in the world, do you really think I meant what I said? You should know by now that I'm not so formal! Oh my, my, my. You have been cooped up in the Maggots' Nest for far too long." she sighed, reaching for his arm. "Would you care to join me for some sake? You need to loosen up a bit."

Right when he was about to answer, Soi Fon-who'd been shocked that her Lady Yoruichi had asked Kisuke of all people to join her for sake-fell out from behind the pillar with an audible thud. Seeing her, Kisuke blushed slightly. So slightly, no one would've noticed if they hadn't been close to him. But Yoruichi saw and grinned inwardly.

Soi Fon got up quickly and realized that she had been caught eavesdropping. She blanched and blushed at the same time, if that was even possible, completely embarrassed. "I... uh... slipped?" She tried, but the Second Division Captain knew better.

Yoruichi smirked. "You slipped, huh? Were you running? I didn't feel any spiritual pressure that would have suggested that there was someone around..." Soi Fon flushed with that being said. She looked away and was about to apologize and leave, when Kisuke decided to answer his Captain's question.

"I'd love to join you, but I have some work to take care of at home. Rain check?" He asked, silently pleading that his long time friend would let him off that hook.

His prayers were not heard, because she replied with "Nope, sorry. This is something I'm not backing down on..." Looking over at her Lieutenant , she spoke airily. "Oh, and, you too Soi Fon. You're too rigid and it's your punishment for eavesdropping. I'll expect you at the Rukon District bar at eight o' clock sharp, got it?" With a giggle and a wink, she Flash Stepped away from the two of them, leaving them with each other.

It's so obvious that she likes him, Yoruichi thought. And he likes her too. Now with that out of the way, what shall I do about it?

Standing in the hallway with Kisuke alone was the most nerve-wracking experience of the young lieutenant's life. He was so gorgeous; sandy blonde hair that was slightly long and tousled as if he'd just woken out of a fitful sleep, sheepish semi-smile, wide beautiful eyes that Soi Fon could get lost in all day. She couldn't help but let her eyes wander all over his body. She felt a wave of heat and instantly knew she was blushing like a little girl who's crush had just looked her way.

Kisuke watched as Soi Fon tried to hide a blush. He had briefly seen her scanning him up and down, as if she found him lacking. She was beautiful, and it had taken him two years to fully realize it. The way her mouth was almost always in a cute pout made him want kiss it into a sweet smile. Her hair in the two long braids with the golden rings at the end made him want to shake them loose and run his strong, skinny fingers through her thick locks. Everything about her made him want do unspeakable things to her-all of which would be scandalous and inappropriate for the work place. Plus, what would his best friend think? And even if she didn't care, how would he tell her?

He thought once more about running his deeply calloused hands through her silky hair, when he realized that she had been talking to him. "... so, do we go?" she asked, genuine curiosity evident in her voice.

"Huh? What?" Kisuke said. Realizing that he sounded like a fool, he responded with "I don't really think we have a choice in the matter. And she's also our Captain. She would probably kick our asses into next year if we didn't show..." he trailed off. Soi Fon was gazing at him with a look that he couldn't place. Admiration? he thought. No, couldn't be, Kisuke. Stop imagining things.

With a sigh, Soi Fon fought the urge to play with the slight waves that framed his face. The silence was starting to take its toll, and it was making both of them very aware of each other. Before she could stop herself, Soi Fon blurted out "Would you like to meet up and go together?"

Kisuke froze. Did she really just say that? I swear I heard it, but yet...

"You want me to go with you?" he replied, a harsh note in his voice that he hadn't meant to include. He cursed himself silently as he saw disappointment flash across Soi Fon's face.

"You don't have to," she said, quietly. She was acting so unlike herself today. Right about now, she normally would've been yelling at him for being such an emotionless bastard. Staring at the floor, she continued. "I just thought it would be a little less awkward should we go together. But it's whatever," she added hastily. "It was a simple enough question. Well?"

Swallowing the lump in his throat, he weighed the options. Walk alone to a bar in the Rukon District to meet his crazed Captain and probably drink the night away with sake, or pick up a beautiful woman who wanted to walk with him and enjoy a night with his Captain and said female? He chose the latter, fearing something like this would never happen again. "Sure, alright then. I'll pick you up at seven thirty, deal?"

Somewhat shocked, she replied with a simple "Alright. See you then..." and walked quickly in the other direction. Butterflies flew sickening circles in her gut as she argued with herself.

What were you thinking, baka?

Soi Fon peered into the mirror for the umpteenth time that evening. She tried on about a million outfits-she hated that she was trying so hard to please a man-and none satisfied her. This kimono made her look washed out and dull, while the one before that made her feel fat, and the one before that just wasn't good enough.

With a huff and a twirl, she was now trying on her fourth kimono in an attempt to make a good impression. It was a delicate pink that complimented her skin tone. Swirls of gold embroidered it around the bust line and it also came with a pair of golden chopsticks to pin back her hair. It had been her mother's and it was one of her only possessions that held any meaning.

She looked at her reflection in the silvery moonlight. She did look attractive, she had to admit, but it was a little over the top for a night at a bar. Another sigh. Shrugging off the heirloom clothing, she decided on just wearing the normal; in her case, it was her lieutenant's uniform minus the badge.

Pulling her hair back into her traditional braid-and-ring combination, Soi Fon sat down on her bed. She hated having spare time on her hands-it made her antsy. She was nervous beyond belief, and she twiddled her thumbs anxiously.

Then she heard the knock at the door.

After Soi Fon had left him in the corridor to stare after her thoughtfully, he began to rake his fingers through his hair. She had asked him a basic, simple question. But when she even spoke to him, all coherent thought fled his mind, he lost track of time and worst of all, he babbled like an idiot. Mentally, he played the conversation back in his head over and over again, making sure he didn't miss a single detail.

While recalling the memory, Kisuke now recalled almost every detail on the entire affair: she sounded shy, and... unsure of herself. She wouldn't look him in the eye, and her voice was shaking slightly. Barely noticeable, but he heard it.

The clock on the wall rang out: it was seven thirty. Panicking, he looked around for something to wear. Grabbing fresh robes from his closet, he threw them on with great haste, and trudged out the door. His stomach did summersaults all the way over the ever radiant Lieutenant Soi Fon's apartment.

When Kisuke reached the apartment, he hesitated before quickly rapping on the door. He heard soft, graceful footsteps approach the door before it easily slid open, revealing a petite woman clad in her work uniform, as he was himself.

Kisuke stared, unable to help himself. She looked just the same as she did any other day, yet it was somehow different. It didn't make any sense, really, since there was nothing different. And yet, here she was, blinking back at him as she waited for him to say something. He thought hard on what to say, and hoped it sounded somewhat intelligent.

"Shall we go, then?" he asked with a crooked smile, holding out his hand in a gesture that said "ladies first". Soi Fon took the opportunity as a blessing that he hadn't said anymore. She felt like she was about to melt from his velvety-smooth voice. There was something behind it that made her think, but she let it go.

This was going to be a fun night, she would make sure of it. Or God so help her.

Yoruichi glanced at the clock on her desk. It read eight o' three. She smirked to herself.

They should be there right about now. Hopefully, they'll start drinking without me, and things will progress from there. It's perfect!

Her plan was working beautifully, and not showing any sign that it would be anything but a success. By telling them that they were to meet her for sake, she was simply going to not show up and leave them standing there. Alone. And if they did start drinking, maybe they would get a little tipsy and blurt out whatever came next to mind, but that was a big if.

Scribbling her signature on the document on her desk, she set it in the pile labeled "COMPLETE".

"Paperwork," she scoffed. Yoruichi hated paperwork, and every time she did it, it was half-assed. Writing the same replies over and over again, saying "Yes, I understand. It will be completed quickly and without complications," was getting old, and by the time the bottom of the stack was nearing, the characters on the page seemed to jumble, as did her writing. The ink ran together making a rather big mess and an unintelligible blob. Then she would have to crumple up the sheet and start anew. It was tedious work.

With the last of the paperwork finished, a knock came at her office door. Sliding the paper away, Yoruichi walked to the door and opened it. Shunsui was standing there with a bottle in his hands looking quite drunk. He looked like he could barely stand, so she wondered how in the hell he got there without collapsing.

"Shunsui?" she said, clearly surprised. "What are you doing here? And how did you get here?"

"Well, I thought that we could drink a little, and talk a little, and just generally have a good time. What do you say?" he asked, a wicked grin spreading across his face.

Yoruichi thought for a minute. She had been Shunsui's booty call for about a year now, and she didn't mind it, but she wanted it the progress farther than that. She wanted a relationship. But since Shunsui was Shunsui, she didn't know what would happen. He was a ball of fire that way, you never knew what he was going to think or say. And she also knew one other thing: he had his most serious conversations when he was drunk. It was a well known fact about the passive Captain.

"Um, sure. But do you mind if I ask you something serious?" she said finally. Gesturing for him to come in, she slid the door shut and made her way over to the small sitting area in her quarters.

Sitting down gracelessly, he responded "Of course you can! You know, I'm here for you if you need it." Pouring himself another shot of sake, he winked at her, which sent a shiver up her spine.

Was she really this attached to Shunsui? Looks like she was, and it meant so much to her that he said that. "I, uh, wanted to talk about our 'relationship'. I want it to be more than just mindless sex every other night." she said not caring that she was being blunt.

Shunsui just looked at her and laughed, and it made her mad. What was so funny? Oh that's right, nothing. Glaring at him, she spoke. "What's so funny? That I think I'm falling in love with-" she broke off, but it was too late. He heard her say the "L" word, and that was something he never missed. Ever.

He put down the sake and just stared at Yoruichi. Had she just said what he thought she said? She was falling in love with him? Shunsui leaned over and took her chin in between his fingers. She looked shocked and tensed before she finally leaned into his hand. "You love me?" he asked, a little bewildered.

Yoruichi blushed and nodded. She hadn't meant to say it out loud, but it was too late now. Might as well embrace it, right? Shunsui on the other hand was at a loss for words. He had been slowly falling for her as well, but he never thought his feelings would be returned. Needless to say, he was pleasantly surprised.

Unable to stop himself, he placed a gentle kiss upon her lips. Yoruichi tensed again, but remained where she was. He had never been a gentle kisser, at least, not when they were having sex, but it felt nice. When he pulled away from her, she felt his warmth leave her, and she shivered.

"I think you need a little sake in you," Shunsui stated. "It'll warm you up. Oh, and, I feel the same way. Being able to kiss you in public, or hold your hand will be a nice change. So, whataya say? Wanna upgrade?"

Yoruichi smiled and said without hesitation "Yes, yes I would." Taking the sake from his hand, she downed the small shot and waited while he poured her another. "So does this mean you're my 'boyfriend' now?" she asked, quoting the word "boyfriend".

"Hm..." he said. "I guess it does. This calls for a celebration!" He put his sake cup down while he reached for hers. Taking it, he set it down with his and pinned Yoruichi to the floor. "And I think you know what kind of celebration I mean..." he said seductively in her ear. A shock went through her system, as it did every time they had sex.

But this wasn't like all the other times. This time, while they undressed each other and whispered provocative words in each other's ears, Shunsui didn't just fuck her brains out. He made slow, passionate love to her. And she adored every minute.

Soi Fon and Kisuke were just arriving at the bar when they heard the ever present laughter of the infamous Rangiku Matsumoto. Dressed in her Lieutenant Soul Reaper clothes, she bent over the bar ordering another bottle of sake, her large boobs spilling over the counter.

"Yoo-whoo! Another round, please!" she yelled over the music. The bartender grunted an unintelligible response and slid her the bottle, trying as hard as he could not to ogle at her chest. Before they could even turn around, Rangiku was on them. "Hey you two! Of all the people I thought would show up tonight, neither one of you crossed my mind..." she trailed off, and just seemed to grasp what she was implying. "Oh my, are you out on a date?"

Kisuke's eyes widened while Soi Fon choked on her breath. "What? No, no! We're here to meet our Captain for drinks! Why would you assume we're on a... a..." Soi Fon couldn't even finish the sentence. A date? With Kisuke?Not that she didn't want to go on a date with him, in fact, she'd love to! But the fact that someone had suggested it just made it awkward. And she was a little offended. Why did it matter to her if they were on a date? What business was it of hers?

Kisuke heard Soi Fon blurt out a response to the question, rather quickly he noted, and was a little hurt that it hadn't crossed her mind. Sure, she didn't even know he liked her, how could she? But regardless, it still stung a little.

"Really?" Rangiku went on. "Well, if you're supposed to meet her here, I haven't seen her. In the meantime, why don't you guys come over and join Izuru, Shuhei and I? It'll be a nice change from the three of us every Friday night."

The couple hesitated before following behind Rangiku. Joining the other two Lieutenants, they started to gab on about Ichigo and Rukia, as well as some other would-be couples.

"Yeah, I heard that they're making Ichigo Captain of Squad Five. I really hope he does accept it, though. He's such an innocent child, and it's fun to make him squirm." Rangiku chided. She took another shot, almost falling backwards. She had obviously been there a while now.

"I hope he becomes Captain, too. He deserves it, and he's one powerful son of a bitch. But I'd watch yourself around him when Rukia's around. She'll tear you to shreds." said Shuhei. He looked seriously at Rangiku waiting for an answer.

"Oh, I know. But please, Rukia couldn't hurt a fly. Not even a loose, huge chested fly like myself. Besides, she's my best friend. We talk about him all the time, so I'm not about to steal her man."

"So is it official then? About Ichigo and Rukia, I mean. Are they really a couple?" Izuru asked. He looked so confused, like he'd missed half the conversation. "What does Byaku-I mean Captain Kuchiki think about all of this?"

Stopping mid-sip, Rangiku pondered the question. "I don't know," she answered truthfully. "To be quite honest, I never really thought about Captain Kuchiki's views on this. What about you?" she inquired to Soi Fon. "Do you know anything?"

Actually, Soi Fon did know. She hated that Substitute Soul Reaper. Only because he'd become one of the most important people to the Soul Society in just a few short months, and on top of that, he came up in almost every single conversation! He was like a God damn celebrity! But other than that, she didn't have anything against him. Last she heard, and this had been from Rukia herself, her and Ichigo were planning on telling Byakuya about their little love affair the next time that Ichigo came to the Sereitei.

Lost in thought, Soi Fon didn't hear Rangiku trying to get her attention until she literally hit her on the back of the head. "Hello? Where were you? You looked a million miles away." she complained. "Do you know anything or not?"

"Actually," she said. "I do. Ichigo and Rukia were planning on telling Captain Kuchiki about everything when Ichigo came to the Soul Society for good." Taking her fourth shot of sake, she glanced at Kisuke. His cheeks were flushed a cute shade of pink and his eyelids were a little droopy, from the alcohol no doubt. She felt herself blush as she thought of kissing said cheeks. Kisuke snuck a peek at Soi Fon and found himself staring straight into her deep, dark blue eyes. His cheeks flushed an even darker shade of pink.

They quickly turned away from each other and listened to Rangiku think out loud. "So than that's true as well!" she exclaimed. "That means Ichigo is going to be named Captain! This is so great! I propose a toast," she said, raising her glass. The rest followed suit. "To Ichigo and Rukia, may Byakuya have mercy on their souls!"

"Here, here," everyone chided, and sucked down their sake. By this time, everyone was a little more than tipsy, but they didn't have enough alcohol in them to be considered "drunk". Their faces were all flushed about the same color, they were all slurring, and they were all cackling like a bunch of morons. It was then that Rangiku stated "Well what about Captain Ukitake? Does he have interest in anyone? I mean, I get that he's sick and all, but you'd think he had the hots for someone."

"What about his Third-or Fourth- Seat? That Kotetsu girl, what about her?" Kisuke slurred. He reached for the bottle and was about to pour himself another glass before he realized it was empty. "Damn," he said, turning the bottle upside down. "Well, I guess I'll go get us some mo-hold that thought. I gotta piss." Attempting to pull himself up off the floor, his hand landed on Soi Fon's, causing her to gasp.

"Are you alright?" he asked, worried. "Did I hurt you? I'm sorry," he quickly let go of her hand, and her body protested. She held onto him like a life preserver; her knuckles were turning white.

"I, uh... I'm alright. Ju... just-" she stuttered. She let go of him. Taking a deep breath, she simply stated "I'll go get the sake, but you," she directed at Rangiku, "Owe me."

"Oh, no problem. If you just tell them to put it o my tab, I'll pick up the bill later." She stopped, noticing the confused look on her face. "What?"

"You have a tab?" Soi Fon asked incredulously. "Do you really come here that often?"

Shuhei blinked at that, and burst into a fit of laughter. "Is that a serious question? Of course she comes here that often. In fact, we," he said pointing to himself, Izuru and Rangiku, "We come here so often, we don't even have to order most of the time. They see us, we sit down, and start drinking. We all have our own personal tabs that we pay off at the end of the month. This time, it's Ran's turn to pick up our slack." Finally calm, he sat back down and was taking deep breaths to keep it that way.

"Anyway," Izuru continued. "It's fine. Just tell them to put in on Rangiku's tab and everything'll be taken care of."

"Pssht, fine. Whatever. But when I get back," Soi Fon said to no one in particular, but glanced at Kisuke. Damn, he was already gone. "I want to talk about my Captain and a certain Eighth Division's Captain." Slyly, she made her way to the bar.

The bartender, seeing her come from the Soul Reaper table, already had out three bottles of shining liquor and a breath mint.

"Here you are, miss," he stated, sliding Soi Fon the sake. "And here's a mint for the blonde fellow. He looks like he's been itchin' to kiss you all night." Soi Fon froze.

"What did you say?" she asked, voice raising an octave. "What are you talking about?"

"You mean you didn't notice? Every chance he got, he looked at you, and I could see the desire in his eyes." he smiled. "Might even call it lust... I remember when I felt that way about a girl. Memory ain't as good as it used to be, but I remember the feeling of being in love."

Soi Fon couldn't breath. Was this guy for real? What did he know about anything? He could be a crotchety, senile old man who didn't know what the hell he was talking about. Or, he could really see what was in Kisuke's eyes.

"I can see it in you too, you know." he continued. "Every chance you got, you were looking at him as well. Why don't you make a move?"

She couldn't think of an answer, so just blurted something out. "Because, and don't take this the wrong way, I don't know who you are. And for all I know, you could be lying. Though, why you would lie to me, I have no idea. But-" she stopped, realizing she was babbling. "Ugh, never mind. Thank you for the advice, but I have to get back now before everyone starts coming down from their high." She started to walk back to the table, leaving the mint on the bar.

"Fair enough, just- Just don't make the same mistake I did. You'll regret it later." With that, he popped the mint into his mouth and started wiping down the counters.

When Soi Fon reached the table, Shuhei and Rangiku were making out, passionately she might add, and Izuru and Kisuke were looking uncomfortable. "Oh look," Izuru sang, ripping the love birds out of their animal-like state. "Soi Fon's back with the sake. Drink up!"

"You know what I've noticed?" Rangiku almost screamed. "This bar is extremely human-like. The bar looks mundane, not like the other bars around here, and they play the music that the humans listen to in their clubs."

They all paused long enough to here a woman singing about blowing up a club and some very earth shattering beats echo through the establishment.

This place about to blow-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Blow-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

The song started to end and fade into another. The sounds of trance Techno music poured through the speakers and hypnotized the dormant animal inside Soi Fon.

"Soi Fon, did you say something about wanting to talk about your Captain and Captain Kyoraku?" Rangiku asked.

Soi Fon pondered the question. She did want to ask if there was anything going on between them, but that was quickly tossed aside when the music had started playing. Now all she wanted to do was dance, and she had no idea why. "Kisuke," she said.

Kisuke had been watching her facial features change from serene, to pondering, to realization, then to determination. Though he didn't know what the last part was, he was interrupted from his thoughts by her voice calling his name. It sounded like a symphony of tinkling bells being emitted from her mouth. "Kisuke?" her voice sounded again. "Kisuke, are you listening?"

Snapping out of his trance, he finally responded. "Hm, yes? What is it?"

"I said, do you want to dance with me?" Soi Fon asked again. She was biting her bottom lip nervously and knotting her fingers in her robes. Kisuke had no idea why, but it was turning him on, and he couldn't find the courage to deny her of her request.

"Dance? Hm... Let's." he smiled. Her face lit up like a Christmas tree, and she grabbed his hand, hoisted him up, and dragged him to the dance floor.

And odd song called "A New Day" by "WaveTraxx" was playing. Apparently, the odd-balls in America listened and danced to this while they did drugs and drank. These so-called "parties" were called "Raves". When the two got to the floor, Soi Fon let loose completely, letting the music take her over. She started to sway to the beat with Kisuke, who looked mildly surprised. He started dancing with her as well, and, seeing that were dancing, several other Soul Reapers, including the three Lieutenants, joined them.

Soi Fon turned her back on Kisuke and started grinding on him backwards; the alcohol had full control, and Kisuke knew it. He hated to feel like he was taking advantage of her, but he couldn't help himself. He grabbed her by the waste and pulled her close, and they began to sway back and forth.

Everyone was lost in the music. It was blaring through the speakers and there were flashing lights everywhere; as said before, it was oddly mundane. All the tables were pushed up against the walls to make room for the sea of people. The souls who weren't Soul Reapers were unsure how to proceed in the beginning, but quickly gained confidence as one of the female Soul Reapers beckoned them near. The wood of the floor seemed to pound to the beat of the music, and it definitely did amplify the music in the bar.

Soi Fon reached around her and grabbed Kisuke's arms. She slid them from her waste, only to put them back after she turned to face him. She put her arms around his neck, put her head to his chest-seeing as she was too short to reach the crook of neck, that's all she could do- and began dancing again, as if nothing happened.

Kisuke tensed as he felt Soi Fon's hands on his arms. Had he done something wrong? No, he was sure he didn't. She hadn't objected in any way. His thoughts were completely silenced as she replaced them on her waste again after turning around. She wound her petite hands around his neck, and tangled her fingers in his sweat drenched curls at the nape of his neck. Soi Fon leaned into Kisuke and began dancing with him again. He could barely breath. She was dancing with him. Her hands were burning his skin where they touched, her soft pants as they timed with the music, were like an angel singing to him.

Kisuke snaked his hands around her once again, bringing them chest to chest. Soi Fon's leg was on the inside of Kisuke's, their thighs touched and brushed against each other. Both their knees were very close to one another's personal areas. Kisuke could feel the bottoms of his robes tightening, and he knew he was getting turned on by Soi Fon. Even though he tried to push the feelings down, they kept coming back. He was attracted to her like moth to a flame and there was nothing he could about it.

Soi Fon felt hot all over; she was sweating, she knew, and she couldn't get enough of Kisuke. She never wanted him to let her go, she wanted to stay this way forever. Lost in the beat of the music, tangled within each other, panting in each other's ears and most importantly, together.

Soi Fon brought her hands to the side of Kisuke's face, holding him in place. She stared into his chocolate brown eyes that held so many emotions at once. Of course they were a little clouded from the effects of the elixir, but she could still see the raw emotions: happiness, desire, lust? And one she couldn't positively identify, but she could have sworn it was love.She had no doubt that the same emotions were splayed all over her face.

With one fluid movement, Kisuke gripped the back of Soi Fon's neck and placed a desperate kiss upon her lips. Once Kisuke's mouth landed on hers, they could feel electricity flow through their bodies like fish through water. They were brimming with unspoken feelings, and it felt like the rest of the world fell away. There was no music, no other people, hell, no other thoughts. It was just the two of them in an infinite amount of time and space.

Kisuke's lips were a searing, white-hot line across her lips. Everything felt like it was ablaze, but at the same time, the passion was slow and hot like molten rock. The heat they shared between their bodies at that moment could rival the sun, and no square inch was left untainted by the lust their bodies secreted.

They pulled away from each other only to breath, and realized the music had stopped. Rangiku was staring at them, an all-knowing look written across her face, and Shuhei and Izuru were too busy trying to talk to the bartender to even notice that the two had even kissed. The bartender looked over at Soi Fon and smiled. I told you so, he mouthed.

She ignored him and turned back to Kisuke, who looked at her in astonishment. "What?" she asked. "Did I do something wrong?"

"What- No, no! No, it's not that, it's just-"

"Just what? You have to talk to me, Kisuke. Or else I'll think that you're not all that into me," she looked at him innocently. "Unless, you're really not all that into me."

Kisuke put his hand to the side of her face, and looked her straight in the eye. "Don't ever think that I don't have feelings for you, and strong feelings at that. I just didn't know-"

"Hush," said Soi Fon, placing a finger on his lips. "Don't ruin this by talking. Just kiss me..." She leaned up and placed a gentle kiss on the corner of his mouth, then led a string of sweet kisses down his jaw, and started kissing down his neck. And as things were getting heated, Shuhei, Izuru and Rangiku stared in wonderment.

Finally, Izuru stated "Who knew?"

"I knew, duh." Rangiku snapped. "Izuru, dear, you should know by now that I'm 'all-knowing'. I knew Kisuke liked Soi Fon, and I knew Soi Fon like Kisuke, and I'm surprised I held out as long as I did. Usually, by now, I would've already had them having sex, but I'm willing to bet my eternal soul that they're both going to get lucky tonight." With that, she made her way over to where they were passionately sucking each other's face.

"Alright, alright you love birds," Rangiku crooned. "Stop scaring the poor townspeople, and take it to the bedroom. Yours or his?" she asked Soi Fon. Pulling away from Kisuke, much to her body's bitter disappointment, she flushed scarlet and said "It doesn't matter to me, but the Captain-"

"The Captain is the one who set this all up. Of that, I have no doubt. She's cunning that way. I'm sure she told you both to meet her here, and she had no intentions of ever showing up to meet you. She probably hoped you two would get drunk, go home, have sex, and continue this relationship the next day," Rangiku was now shoving them out the door, and pressed them together promptly after letting them loose outside. Their noses touched, Soi Fon blushed and Kisuke kissed her sexily on the neck. "Oh, enough," Rangiku continued. "This is rated 'G', and it needs to be 'X'! Go, sex, NOW!"

With a glance at each other, the couple shrugged and Flash Stepped away from the Mundy-bar.

A/N: So, do you think I should keep writing? Cause I've written the next "chapter" and it's a Lemon, and I really wanna add it, but I'm not sure. If I do decide to upload it, it'll probably be up by Friday or Saturday. Please review and tell me! Thanks so much for reading! And I hope you enjoyed!

~BleachBaby123