Disclaimer: I found out last night that I finally bought the rights to Austin and Ally from Disney Channel….Then I woke up this morning and it was all dream.

May 23rd, 2020

Dynamic Duo Getting Divorced?

The Dynamic Duo, commonly known as Austin and Ally, have not made any official statements about whether they are getting a divorce or not. However, insiders say that the Moons have been unhappy in their marriage for quite some time now. When asked about their dwindling marriage, Ally Moon replied with, "I still love Austin. We are timeless. I just feel that our marriage has been placed in the backseat, rather than our careers and for that, we're suffering." What Ally said tends to happen a lot to celebrities and non-celebrities alike. People become married to their careers, instead of to their spouses.

Austin Moon however, had a completely different statement than his wife. He said, "Yeah, our marriage sucks. But, we're Austin and Ally. What could possibly happen?" Well, now we know who the optimist in this relationship is.

Sources reveal that Austin has coming home late and spending less and less time with his wife. When asked if Austin Moon had a mistress, the insider revealed, "He could. Austin could have a mistress." As you can see, the rumor was not confirmed or destroyed. If Austin was having an affair, it would certainly explain why he was coming home late at night or not at all.

Ally was completely adamant that Austin is not having an affair.

Cheetah Beat reporters not convinced, wanted more information. So, they sat down separately with Austin and Ally to find out more information. Both were asked, "You have been married six years now. Why haven't you talked about having children?"

"Actually, we've been married for almost seven years now. Our anniversary is in a few months," Ally replied, making sure our reporters had the correct information. "We married young, right out of high school. While we felt we were ready to get married, we knew we weren't ready to have kids so we decided to wait. With our careers where they are, I'm not sure if we're ready yet." So there you have it, Ally Moon doesn't want children.

Again Austin's story didn't match up to that of his wife's.

When asked if Austin could possibly be having an affair because she won't bear his children, Ally grabbed the tape recorder and threw it at the wall before walking out in the middle of the interview. Talk about a diva in the making.

So while the couple has not made an official statement about whether they are getting a divorce, their marriage is indeed crumbling. An insider has also stated that Austin Moon leaves for his European tour shortly before Ally Moon embarks out on her own tour. With thousands of miles of ocean between them, their marriage will be put to the ultimate test.

That article was crap! They were making her sound like a baby hating monster! Ripping the article from the magazine made her feel better. However, she was still frustrated. She was still angry. Never wanting to see those inferior words again, Ally Moon crumpled the article into a teeny ball. With anger driving her actions, the crumpled ball of paper flew across the living room. It hit the opposite wall once with a tap, sounding like a basketball hitting the backboard, before falling forgotten to the carpet. Tipping her head back to rest against the top of the overly plush sofa, Ally groaned.

The problem wasn't that the article was crap.

The problem was that the article wasn't completely crap.

There was a lot of truth in the Cheetah Beat article. They were heading out on two separate tours soon. She would be touring around the continental U.S. while Austin would be touring Europe for the first time. Ally wasn't surprised if his next album coming out would result in a world tour, taking him away from her for a lot longer than just three months. They were having problems in their marriage, but that didn't mean they wanted a divorce.

There was also a lot of crap in the Cheetah Beat article too. She was not a diva. If anyone was a diva, it would be Trish. She did want to have children. With their booming careers and fame, she wanted to be sure their relationship was stable before they added kids to the mix. After all, it wouldn't be fair for those children to have two famous parents who were divorced and never had any time for them. Finally, the article made her sound like a middle-aged, insecure housewife who kept saying that her husband wasn't cheating because she didn't want to face the fact that her husband was indeed cheating on her for a woman half her age. Instead, she kept saying Austin wasn't having an affair, because the stupid, story hungry reporters couldn't get the truth through their thick skulls. Apparently, they still hadn't.

How did she know that Austin Moon was not a womanizing cheat? He was way too genuine to cheat. Having known him since they were fifteen, Ally knew the rock star inside and out. Besides, Austin was a terrible liar. Just like his parents had found out every time he had snuck out of his room as a teenager, Ally knew every time he attempted to lie. He would scoff and his voice tended to get a little higher before he then admitted the truth.

"Do you still have feelings for me?"

"Pfft! No…Yes."

Ally smiled at the memory. Austin had a written a song about her, but was too afraid to actually admit he still had feelings for her, especially since they decided to just be friends. By the way he tried to deny it, Ally knew he still liked her before he had said yes.

She was pulled out of her reverie by the chirping of her phone. Stretching her hand out, Ally blindly grabbed it from the end table. Trish's smiling face flashed on the screen incenting Ally to accept the call. She placed the phone to her ear.

"Hi Trish."

"Guess who made the cover of Cheetah Beat?"

"I know," Ally sighed into the mouthpiece. "I saw it."

"How can you not be happy about it? You and Austin made the cover! Right now you guys are the most talked about celebrity couple! Even Bradgelina isn't talked about as much as you are!"

Ally sighed again. "I've had a long day, Trish and Austin's not home, okay? I doubt he's seen the article yet and I don't want to talk about it. Goodnight. I will talk to you later." Before Trish could say anything else, Ally quickly hung up.

Of course Austin wasn't home yet. He'd been invited to Jimmy Starr's party. Dez went with him. Austin had begged her to go with him, but she had had a late meeting with Ronny Ramone, the head of the record label she was signed to. But, these late nights were common and so Ally was used to them.

Glancing at the time, she sighed, dropping the phone back onto the end table. As if she was compelled to or something, Ally grabbed the phone again, checking it for any messages. Of course there weren't any sweet texts or voice mails from Austin. He hadn't left any for quite some time now. Dropping the phone once again, Ally stood up to make her way upstairs to get ready for bed.

Even though Austin wasn't home, Ally, tired from the day's events, crawled under the covers, facing Austin's empty side of the bed. Wanting to feel him near, she clutched his pillow like a teddy bear before drifting off to dream land.

She wasn't sure how many minutes or how many hours passed since she drifted off to sleep. When she felt the mattress shift and a strong arm wrap around her waist, pulling her close, Ally couldn't help but smile.