Gargoyles and Hogwarts Reads

By: Sybil Henninger

(It just had to be done sometime right? So why not me? AU and Crossover. Fourth year, Umbitch, and Bashing Oh My!)

"Thank you all for coming. As for why we are here we have made seven books on Mr. Harry Potter that we would like for everyone to read. These books can show us how he had managed to enter his name into the cups as well as give us a fairly accurate prediction as to how high his survival rates are in the tournament. We will wait ten minutes for everyone to get settled and eat dinner. By that time the families of the Tri-Wizard Champions should be here as well as the witnesses from the ministry." Cornelius Fudge, the English Minister of Magic, said after everyone had arrived in the Great Hall with a pink clad woman known as Dolores Umbridge by his side with a sickly sweet smile as a messy black haired fourteen year old boy named Harry Potter groaned before banging his head on the table. Harry raised his head and looked up at the enchanted ceiling in the Great Hall before groaning again, getting many confused, worried, or weird looks from everyone else.

Four minutes until sunset and there was a bright light in the Great Hall that made everyone close their eyes and draw their wands. When the light faded there were several people and several stone gargoyle statues in the center of the Hall.

"What the bloody hell?" A woman with wild red hair asks with a slight British accent as she uncovers her eyes and looks around confused while most males gaped at the small loincloths that barely covered her 'unmentionables'.

"LILY!" Most of the Hogwarts staff shouts in surprise and shock when they got a good look at the red headed woman. The woman looked at the staff and her eyes widened comically while the other people in the group looked at her curiously.

"Aw hell." The red head said before she was tackled by a black blur that knocked her to the ground.