disclaimer, not mine, brilliant joss's.

if you're against slash, why did you even bother opening this page?

if you like slash but don't want people to make fun of it, what the hell are you doing in a parody fic?


Spike and xander hate each other.

"I hate you spike!"

"I hate you xander!"

see what I mean. But there has always been a bit of tension between them, tension that so far is unresolved. From this next bit of conversation try to guess what kind.

"spike, even though I find you incredibly sexy we can never be together, because I hate you."

"well good lov…I mean Xander, because I hate you too."

See, it is U.S.T. also known as unresolved sexual tension. But working so close to one another for so long U.S.T. will try to resolve itself, and you know what that means don't you.

"Oh spike, please continue fulfilling my every dream."

"what?"

"oh sorry, bad dream."

"sure thing"

see.

"take it Xander, take it."

"what?"

"bad dream."

"sure."

Again see. But we all know they will end up together.

"take it Xander, take it."

"Oh spike, please continue fulfilling my every dream."

And that's the end of that…or is it?


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