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Tell me what you think of this!!!! It's the story for "And you thought I was funny." Unfortunatley I haven't been able to post it for sometime due to ff.net
Anyhow. Review and I'll write more. It gets funnier later on.
"TOHMA!!!!" the blonde winced slightly and pasted his ever-famous smile on his face. "Yes dear?" he walked into the living room as Mika pressed the stop button on the answering machine. "What is it?" Mika glared at him as if he were an idiot "Like you don't know." To be honest he had no idea, but he decided not to say that, he had heard what his wife did to Shuichi once when he had threatened to leave Yuki.
"Listen to your message. Shindo left it today before I got home." She glared again as he pressed play.
"You have one new message." The machine started.
"LA LI HO TOHMA-SAN!" came the high voice of the pink haired singer. "I like your message. Yousoundsocutewhenyourbussinesslike!" Shuichi babbled on. "You always sound cute he he he-" there was a sudden clunking sound like the phone had been hit and Tohma heard Yuki's voice.
"Shuichi."
"I was just being nice."
"Too nice."
"You have to admit! Tohma-san IS very cute."
Tohma could feel a blush coming and willed it away.
"But YUUUUKI!!! The party! Let me goooo please!!!" Shuichi seemed to be pleading with the older man and then he came back on the phone but not before shouting "THANK YOU EREI!" and whispering "Your gonna get it tonight Yuu~ki!"
"Anyways what I was saying was I-Yuki and I will be at your party tomorrow night! Can't wait, *Mwha!*" Shuichi made a kissing noise then hung up the phone.
"End of message."
Tohma chuckled slightly. Shuichi sure was a bundle of unending energy. And best of all, Yuki would be at HIS party! His daydreaming didn't last long.
SMACK!
"Ow!" he yelped angrily and turned on the dark haired woman. "When were you going to tell me this?" she stood with her hands on her hips. "I have to get everything ready, make reservations at a costly hotel."
"Actually..." the blonde stepped forward slightly then thought better of it. "It's a gathering for guys." He blushed a little not sure of how to word it and continued. "I already made reservations, actually, were having it at my mansion. You know, the one on Night drive?" Mika seemed mildly impressed by his preparations. "Oh? Why guys only?"
"Uh. Business really. Ryuichi-san and all of Bad Luck will be there, so I- K and Sakano decided we should get them all together, and have some fun. Just us guys, no adoring female fans."
"Uh-huh. Right. So, there will be adoring male fans then ne?"
He ended the conversation by smiling and telling her to have a good day. She got the point and strode off to god knows where. The blonde sighed and nearly jumped as the phone rang 'please not shuichi!' he begged inwardly. His head hurt already. Not that he didn't like Shuichi of course. The boy was cute, he just talked to much sometimes.
"Mushi, mushi."
"Ah! Tohma-sama!"
"Hello Ryuichi-san." Tohma dipped his head slightly away from the phone expecting to be yelled at by kumaguro for not answering quick enough. Instead the dark haired man said simply "I'll be at your party Tohma. Is Shuichi-sama going to be there? If not PLEEEEES invite him!!" Amazing how he could go from formal to childlike in a matter of seconds "Of course he'll be there Ryuichi."
"YAY!!! Kumaguro loves you! Me too!"
Click
Tohma shook his head, a genuine smile on his face for once. Crazy, crazy people his friends were. 'Friends, I'm getting too attached' he thought quietly. AH! The phone again.
"Mushi, mushi."
"Hello, Tohma."
"Konichiwa Suguru. Will you be accepting my invatation tonight?" Tohma waited for a moment before adding "Shuichi will be there. And Yuki of course, and uh." he paused leaving his cousing on a knifes edge "Oh yes! Hiro too!"
He could feel Suguru's cheeks burning with embarrassment.
"I guess I'll go. Would'nt want to turn you down anyways Tohma. Ja Ne!"
"Good-Bye Suguru." So that was that! Everyone else pretty much, give or take a few, had called and they were all going to his party. Great. This should be fun. He secretly hoped Shuichi would keep his mouth shut and not suggest any drinking games or truth or dare, that would be the end of him for sure.
Tell me what you think of this!!!! It's the story for "And you thought I was funny." Unfortunatley I haven't been able to post it for sometime due to ff.net
Anyhow. Review and I'll write more. It gets funnier later on.
"TOHMA!!!!" the blonde winced slightly and pasted his ever-famous smile on his face. "Yes dear?" he walked into the living room as Mika pressed the stop button on the answering machine. "What is it?" Mika glared at him as if he were an idiot "Like you don't know." To be honest he had no idea, but he decided not to say that, he had heard what his wife did to Shuichi once when he had threatened to leave Yuki.
"Listen to your message. Shindo left it today before I got home." She glared again as he pressed play.
"You have one new message." The machine started.
"LA LI HO TOHMA-SAN!" came the high voice of the pink haired singer. "I like your message. Yousoundsocutewhenyourbussinesslike!" Shuichi babbled on. "You always sound cute he he he-" there was a sudden clunking sound like the phone had been hit and Tohma heard Yuki's voice.
"Shuichi."
"I was just being nice."
"Too nice."
"You have to admit! Tohma-san IS very cute."
Tohma could feel a blush coming and willed it away.
"But YUUUUKI!!! The party! Let me goooo please!!!" Shuichi seemed to be pleading with the older man and then he came back on the phone but not before shouting "THANK YOU EREI!" and whispering "Your gonna get it tonight Yuu~ki!"
"Anyways what I was saying was I-Yuki and I will be at your party tomorrow night! Can't wait, *Mwha!*" Shuichi made a kissing noise then hung up the phone.
"End of message."
Tohma chuckled slightly. Shuichi sure was a bundle of unending energy. And best of all, Yuki would be at HIS party! His daydreaming didn't last long.
SMACK!
"Ow!" he yelped angrily and turned on the dark haired woman. "When were you going to tell me this?" she stood with her hands on her hips. "I have to get everything ready, make reservations at a costly hotel."
"Actually..." the blonde stepped forward slightly then thought better of it. "It's a gathering for guys." He blushed a little not sure of how to word it and continued. "I already made reservations, actually, were having it at my mansion. You know, the one on Night drive?" Mika seemed mildly impressed by his preparations. "Oh? Why guys only?"
"Uh. Business really. Ryuichi-san and all of Bad Luck will be there, so I- K and Sakano decided we should get them all together, and have some fun. Just us guys, no adoring female fans."
"Uh-huh. Right. So, there will be adoring male fans then ne?"
He ended the conversation by smiling and telling her to have a good day. She got the point and strode off to god knows where. The blonde sighed and nearly jumped as the phone rang 'please not shuichi!' he begged inwardly. His head hurt already. Not that he didn't like Shuichi of course. The boy was cute, he just talked to much sometimes.
"Mushi, mushi."
"Ah! Tohma-sama!"
"Hello Ryuichi-san." Tohma dipped his head slightly away from the phone expecting to be yelled at by kumaguro for not answering quick enough. Instead the dark haired man said simply "I'll be at your party Tohma. Is Shuichi-sama going to be there? If not PLEEEEES invite him!!" Amazing how he could go from formal to childlike in a matter of seconds "Of course he'll be there Ryuichi."
"YAY!!! Kumaguro loves you! Me too!"
Click
Tohma shook his head, a genuine smile on his face for once. Crazy, crazy people his friends were. 'Friends, I'm getting too attached' he thought quietly. AH! The phone again.
"Mushi, mushi."
"Hello, Tohma."
"Konichiwa Suguru. Will you be accepting my invatation tonight?" Tohma waited for a moment before adding "Shuichi will be there. And Yuki of course, and uh." he paused leaving his cousing on a knifes edge "Oh yes! Hiro too!"
He could feel Suguru's cheeks burning with embarrassment.
"I guess I'll go. Would'nt want to turn you down anyways Tohma. Ja Ne!"
"Good-Bye Suguru." So that was that! Everyone else pretty much, give or take a few, had called and they were all going to his party. Great. This should be fun. He secretly hoped Shuichi would keep his mouth shut and not suggest any drinking games or truth or dare, that would be the end of him for sure.
