Evil Doctor Rocket Science Monsters
The Sequel to the Future Freaks Me Out
Ace and Julie's shenanigans, tomfoolery, antics, and hooliganism. Basically if you didn't read the Future Freaks me out, then don't bother reading this. We believed that Ace and Julie deserved their own story, there's really no plot yet. It's pretty much all for shits and giggles. ENJOY!
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Chapter One: Tea Cup Fragments
KABOOM! Julie flew into the china cabinet. Poor little tea cups fragments scattered about the floor. Handles and little lighthouse patterns crunched under Ace's converse clad feet. Julie jumped back to her feet and scrambled into her room before Ace could catch her. Ace reached the door and pounded against the wooden obstacle.
"Give it back!" Ace shouted. Julie scrambled around in her room trying to find a good hiding spot for the pink object in her hand before her brother broke down her door. She found a shoe and shoved it inside, then threw it in the corner of her room out of sight. She rushed over and shoved her tiny body against the door as it rattled in its frame.
"Neverrrrrrrr!" She yelled in response. A particularly forceful drop kick administered by Ace caused the door to swing open and knock Julie to the ground. He pounced on top of her and pinned her hands to the floor. Her eyes glowed pink as she hexed him off of her frail little body.
"No fair, mommy says you're not allowed to use your powers on me!" Ace shouted angrily, "I'm defenseless."
"You're like twenty times my size, what are you talking about?"
"That means nothing."
"That means everything,do you really think I could win a hand to hand fight against you? That's like telling Indiana Jones to face off against Batman without his whip o' death!"
"Did you just compare yourself to Indiana Jones? I'm sorry, but he gets way more action than you do."
"Well you get it up the anus from Robin!"
"Please if anyone of us is gay, it's you! When was the last time you got laid?!"
"That is none of you business, little bro."
"Come on, you scream virgin."
"Your face is a virgin!"
"Not since fourth grade, Prude."
"God, you're such a whore!"
"At least I don't claim I'm saving myself for marriage when it's actually just because no one in their right mind will screw me!" Julie finally had enough and hexed Ace across the room. He crashed into her desk and knocked her computer onto the floor.
"Way to go, jackass, you just broke my shit!"
"You threw me! How could you blame me for that?"
"Well, you should have landed somewhere else." Ace got up and shoved her into the closet and stood in front of it so she couldn't get out.
"Let me out, it's dark in here!"
"Why don't you use your big scary powers to make it light in there, Oh Powerful One."
"You're just jealous because the closest thing you have to a power is freakish height!"
"I could understand how the nine inches I have over your five feet is intimidating."
"Nine inches?! Try twelve feet!"
"I'm a growing boy!"
"Pasta and green vegetables don't turn you into a Shaq mini-me!"
"I'm not black!"
"Racist!"
"Size-ist!" With that she hexed the door open and jumped on his back like a crazed monkey. She tugged at his hair while he struggled to knock her off of him. He tickled her sides and she fell off laughing hysterically.
"Give it back, you crazy bitch!" he yelled in her face while he continued to tickle the ever-loving shitake mushrooms out of her.
"I…can't…breathe!"
"Just give it back and I'll let you go, it's not difficult. It's not like I'm gonna frisk you for it."
"I…don't…have…it…on…me," she said between breaths. Ace immediately stopped and looked at her menacingly.
"Then where the hell is it?"
"In mom's room, I figured you wouldn't look in there."
"You wouldn't."
"Try me!"
"MOM!"
"Do you really want her to know that I took that from your room?"
"Never mind, ma! I love you…A LOT!"
"No you don't, if you loved her you wouldn't keep those kinds of things in her house."
"Zoe left them, it's not my fault!"
"So that makes it okay?"
"Um, yes?"
"You're an idiot!"
"You're the idiot! When I get horny enough I'll just fuck her without them, so the outcome is all on you!"
"That is disgusting, you pig."
"Okay Auntie, I'll make sure my piglets visit you in nine months."
"That's not even funny."
"Who's trying to be funny? I'm dead serious, I want my baby sister involved in their lives."
"You know what I was talking about, Casey."
"Never use my full name!"
"Or else what? You'll make me baby-sit?"
"Even I'm not crazy enough to leave children alone with you. You don't get enough action, you'd probably molest them."
"Nobody would even touch the spawn of you and Zoe."
"You're just jealous of my chiseled abs o' steel. Bitch, recognize!"
"What does that have to do with anything?"
"So you admit it!"
"The closest thing you have to abs are ribs, Skeletor!"
"At least I'm not a short fat ass!"
"I am not fat!"
"You're right, you're obese!" She hexed him once again and this time he landed softly on her bed.
"Stop using your powers on me!" his voice cracked with anger, making Julie giggle.
"You mean like this?!" Julie shouted as she hexed him again. The bed frame broke and collapsed under him.
"You're destroying your own room! Just give me back my stuff and break yours on your own time!"
"This is all your fault!"
"How? You went into my room. You took my stuff. You hid it somewhere. You're breaking shit left right; why haven't mom or dad noticed any of this yet?"
"They're oblivious to the world."
"That or they're fucking each other senseless because they don't have a psychotic little brat stealing their necessities to do so!"
"You're talking about our parents you freak."
"I'm the freak? You steal you're brother's girlfriend's birth control pills and I'm the freak?"
"Yes." Ace jumped off the bed on top of her as Jinx walked into the room.
"Get off of her now, Casey," she said, her voice full of authority.
"Mom, she stole…something…from my room! Tell her to give it back!"
"Julie, give it back."
"Gladly," she said as she grabbed the shoe and emptied its contents onto the floor. She dramatically tossed it across the room so that the light shone on it and their mother saw exactly what the missing property was. Ace caught it and bolted out of the room before he got scolded.
"You're grounded!" Jinx screamed after him.
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End chapter one.
Love,
Hello Helicopter and Boombox Generation.
