NOTE: All characters belong to Disney Channel and the creators of Phineas and Ferb.
Baljeet was just walking around, when suddenly, Buford appeared behind him and said, "WEDGIE TIME!" Then Buford gave Baljeet a wedgie. "OW! Buford! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
Baljeet yelled in pain. Then Phineas came and said, "Out of curiosity, why do you always bully Baljeet, Buford?" "'Cause he's a nerd!" said Buford. Phineas just stared at him. Then Buford said, "OK, you wanna know the real reason? Well, I'll tell ya!"
Buford's story (In Buford's perspective):
I was minding my own business, when some nerd named Baljeet came to me and said, "Hey, you want to see a magic trick?" "Sure," I said. The nerd took off his top hat, waved his hand around it, and said, "Abree-kah-Chini!" I thought a bunny was going to pop out of the nerd's hat, but instead a skunk popped out, aimed it's butt at me, and sprayed...SKUNK STUFF! I was so mad and embarrassed, smoke cartoonishly came out of my ears! Everyone in the locker room laughed at me! Even the teachers! I said angrily at Baljeet, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU... LITERALLY!" That scared the dork off, but I stood there and said, " I will get you for this! I'm gonna bully you every single day, and there's nothing you can say to stop me! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
-End of Buford's Story-
"...and that's my story, nerds!" said Buford, finishing the story. Baljeet got super-mad and yelled, "I SAID I WAS SORRY! WHAT PART OF 'SORRY' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND! HOLDING A GRUDGE ISN'T A GOOD IDEA, YOU KNOW!" Then Buford said calmly, "But I'm a bully, and that's what bullies do- hold grudges." Baljeet got even madder and chased Buford around, saying "I'll get you, Mr. I-Hold-Grudges!" Phineas just stood there and said, "If I were Buford, I'd just get over it already. Staying mad forever does make you sick."
THE END
