Kanto Adventure
Chapter One: Gym Leader Meeting
"Hello! And welcome to the world of Pokemon! My name is Oak, but people call me the Pokemon Prof.! Now, are you a boy or a girl?"
I woke up. "Ah! A girl! No, a boy!"
"OK, then what's your name, girl." Oak said.
"I'm a guy, and my name's John."
"Then John, your Pokemon adventure is about to begin! A world of-ahhhhhhh!" The ladder Oak used to get to the second floor of my house fell. "I'm okay!"
"Creep." I walked down stairs.
"Mom, I'm leaving for my Pokemon adventure today." I said.
"The TV said that all boys leave someday." Mom said.
"You really need to get out more…" I murmured, as I reached for my backpack.
"And beware the tall grass…" Mom said.
"Whatever." I walked out the door.
(Near the end of Pallet Town and the start of Route 1)
"You've gotta be kidding me!" I exclaimed. The so called "tall-grass" was only like 2 inches tall! I stepped in.
"Wait! It's unsafe! Wild Pokemon live in the tall grass! You need your own Pokemon for protection! I know! Follow me!" Professor Oak jumped out of the "tall-grass" and grabbed my arm and ran at full speed towards his laboratory.
"Now, choose a Pokemon!" He ordered.
I picked Bulbasaur, the Grass Starter.
"Now, take this Pokedex, I've been studying Pokemon all my life, yet, it's totally blank! And, I'm too lazy to collect data on all the 649 Pokemon, so here you go! Also, take these five Poke Balls." Oak said.
So, off I went into Route 1. I caught a Pidgey and got a Potion from some random guy. When I finally got to Viridian City, I went to the Mart to buy some more Potions, but some guy told me to go back to Pallet and deliver a package to Oak!
(Oak's Lab)
"Package for Professor Weirdo!" I shouted.
"For me?" Oak said, surprised.
"Yeah, take it." I dropped the package and quickly ran back to Viridian.
Once in Viridian, I saw a Gym, with a sign outside that said stuff about the Gym Leaders, one, who had once been in the Elite Four.
"I challenge the Viridian Gym Leader to a Pokemon Battle!" I announced, once inside. No one was there, so I decided to check the battle arena. And in there, I found all the Gym Leaders, who were battling in sort of tournament. "Okay…." I walked out of the Gym.
Nearing Route 2, I came across an old man and a woman standing close by.
"I haven't had my coffee yet!" The old man said.
"You've gotta be kidding me!"
"Come back in an hour, he should be up and ready by then." The woman said.
"Great!" I said sarcastically.
(One hour later…)
"Now that I've had my coffee, I'll show you how to catch Pokemon!"
"I alre-"I started.
"Silence! You must know how to catch Pokemon!"
(One day later)
"…And this is how you catch a Pokemon! The right way!"
I woke up, had this guy REALLY been saying how to catch a Pokemon for TWENTY-FOUR FUCKING HOURS?
"And take this TV! Then, you can be reminded on how to do stuff if you forget!" He handed me this ancient TV.
"Thanks a lot." I said, once again, sarcastically. After a few minutes, and making sure that old man wasn't in sight, I threw the TV away.
(Viridian Forest)
"Bug Pokemon are awesome!" A bug catcher said.
"I don't care!" I said, before easily beating him with my Pidgey. After catching a Weedle, I found my way out and into Pewter City.
