The Three Creepy Officers~

Rated K+, Humor. Characters: Hisoka, Chrollo, Illlumi. I do not own HxH.


Page 1: Meet the three Creepy Officers!

Comment: That's strange! They are killers! But why are they officers?

One day, Officer Hisoka, Chrollo, and Illumi was walking around the Main Street, the place they were in was not that populated, there are more bicycles than cars, there were many kids who would play around. Them three wore a policemen uniform, and Officer Chrollo and Illlumi wore police caps.

They three were not really friends, but a little like friends, they always stick together during jobs.

They were chatting. "Yeah, so what are you going to do afterwards, Officer Illumi~" Officer Hisoka said in a weird way, Officer Illlumi turned to Officer Hisoka and replied, "I thought of going with my family to see the blossom blooms, my mother's favorite season." There walks in the center of the two, General Chrollo. Officer Hisoka turned to General Chrollo and asked him, "How about you?~"

General Chrollo have a habit of reading during all times, he replied, "I do not plan anything since there are criminals in the loose." "I see~" Officer Hisoka chuckled.

They heard a cry, not a battle cry, but a child's cry. In the middle of the road, sits a kid with spiky black hair and a green shirt, there, crying. "Wahhh! MAMA! KILLUA! WAH!" They stared.

The three policemen continued to stare at the poor, crying, kid. Officer Hisoka and General Chrollo turned to Officer Illlumi. "What?"

"Go make the kid stop crying." General Chrollo ordered, Officer Hisoka nodded. Officer Illlumi stared blankly at them, "Why me?"

"Isn't it obvious?~" Officer Hisoka said, "Only you have little siblings~ Only you have experience.~" Officer Illlumi stared at them, then turned to the poor kid.

"What's your name." He commanded. The kid sniffed at turned to Officer Illlumi, and cried harder. "Oi, oi, Officer Illlumi, you aren't suppose to make him cry even more!~" Officer Hisoka said.

Officer Illlumi stared at the two and replied, "but that's how I treat my siblings," "oh."

"Such a bad brother~" Officer Hisoka teased, "then let me try~" the other two shook their heads, "Why?~" "You'll only scare the kid even more." General Chrollo said, reading his book.

"Then why not you do it, oh great General~" The General thought for a moment, "I'm not good with kids." "Oh. That's new."

"Officer Illlumi, try again." General Chrollo ordered, Officer Illlumi sighed, "yes sir..."

Officer Illlumi walked up to the kid, and kneeled down to pat the kid's head (like how he do it to his siblings), "Now. Now. Stop crying. Come inside and tell the General what's wrong." The kid looked at him again, staring with teary eyes, and nodded hesitantly. "Okay!" Officer Illlumi said, clapping his hands and picking the kid up, carrying him to General Chrollo.

Suddenly, a woman with a broom came out of nowhere, running, she spotted the kid in Officer's Illumi's hands, and yelled out, "GON! YOU THERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SON?!" Officer Illumi turned and the woman slapped him with her broom, but it didn't make Officer Illumi flinch, instead, he greeted, "If isn't it Mito-san." The woman, who is known as Mito, blinked. She realize that was a police, and hurried and pulled the broom back and bowed quickly as an apology, "I'm so so so sorry! I thought you were a kidnaper kidnapping Gon!"

"No no, it's okay, I'm glad that you found your son." Officer Illlumi said, Officer Hisoka smirked.

The Three Policemen have save the day! (Not really.)


Fact: -Of course Mito would mistaken the three into kidnappers since they are scary!

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