I don't own Animal Crossing or any of its characters...or whatever. Chapter One: A Vile Beginning

Two girls named Rio and Goldie were on the bus, coming home from school. They couldn't wait to get home, because they wouldn't have to go to school for 4 days! Then Butch and Bones, who sat next to them, started flirting with them.
Old news, they did it every day. SO annoying. Well Butch and Bones's bus stop came, so they left. As two 9th grade guys were walking out, they said "Bye guys!!!" to the girls for absolutely no apparent reason. Rio and Goldie hadn't even seen them before, so they yelled, "BYE GIIIRRLSS!!!" to tease them.
So, they got off at their stop. They walked toward their houses (they were neighbors), when they saw that same group of guys across the street. Once again they yelled "HI GIRLS!!!!" Then a highly offensive thing occurred, which I can't really write here. It has to do.... with a Moon. Yes, a Moon. Thasalimgonsay. Yeeeeeup. So, because of these Highly Offensive Happenings, they ran home horrified.

Fifteen minutes later, Rio called Goldie asking if she could go rollerblading. She agreed. So they went outside and starting talking about these happenings. They were just going casually... then they decided to bug Bones, a guy on the bus. (They knew where he lived :) and stuff. They saw his brother, Lucky, and sister, Maddie, playing. They asked him where Bones was, and they told him he was sleeping. "Sleeping? 'sleeping' my BUTT!!!" Goldie yelled. Obviously she didn't believe them. Well, the girls kept on going, blah blah blah for about a half and hour. Then. the two felt an Odd Presence.

If you thought that was Vile, then stay tuned for Chapter 2!!!!