Tommy and Kimi were in Tommy's living room getting ready to play LEGO Rock Band. Tommy grabbed the microphone and Kimi grabbed one of the guitars.
"What song should we do?" asked Kimi.
"I say we do the one from Shrek 2." Tommy said.
"Ok." Kimi replied.
Tommy set the game up and LEGO versions of him and Kimi showed up on-screen on a big stage with other band members and hundreds of fans watching. Tommy's microphone was actually a screwdriver and Kimi's guitar was green with a Reptar-shaped head.
"Are you sure about this Deed?" Betty asked Didi. "Tommy and Kimi are only one and two years old." she said.
"Of course Betty." said Didi. "Lipchitz says the sooner people play video games then the sooner they'll become professionals." she explained.
"Riiiiggggghhhhht." said Betty.
"I'm so ready for this!" Kimi said in anticipation.
The music started playing. The lyrics started going across the top of the screen and Tommy sung along as Kimi hit the notes on her guitar.
So she said, "What's the problem baby?"
What's the problem? I don't know.
Well maybe I'm in love, I think about it every time
I think about it, I can't stop thinking 'bout it.
How much longer will it take to cure this?
Just to cure it 'cause I can't ignore it if it's love.
Makes me wanna turn around and face me,
but I don't know nothing about love.
Come on, come on!
Turn a little faster!
Come on, come on!
The world will follow after.
Come on, come on!
Because everybody's after love!
Kimi and Tommy started looking at each other and started forgetting about the game.
"Come on Tommy, you need those studs." Tommy said to himself.
So I said, "I'm a snowball running."
Running down into the spring
that's coming all this love.
Melting under blue skies belting out sunlight, shimmering love!
Well baby I surrender to the strawberry ice cream
never ever end of all this love!
Well I didn't mean to do it.
But there's no escaping your love!
Tommy and Kimi looked at each other and they dropped their instruments and started running towards each other as the music continued to play.
These lines of lightning,
mean we're never alone!
Never alone, no, no!
Come on, come on!
Move a little closer!
Tommy and Kimi did what the song told them to and both puckered their lips.
Come on, come on!
Tommy reached out and grabbed Kimi's lips.
"Yes!" Tommy shouted. "I win the lip grabbing game again!" he yelled.
"How come I can never win?" Kimi asked as Tommy still held onto her lips.
"Because your name has two I's in it." Tommy answered. "Now let's finish the song." he said.
Tommy let go of Kimi's lips and they both picked their instruments back up.
I want to hear you whisper.
Come on, come on!
Settle down inside my looooovvvvvveeee!
Come on, come on!
Jump a little higher!
Come on, come on!
If you feel a little lighter.
Come on, come on!
We were once upon a time in looooovvvvvveeee!
"Here comes the best part!" Kimi yelled.
We're accidentally in love!
Accidentally in love!
Accidentally in love!
Accidentally in love!
Accidentally!
I'm in love, I'm in love!
I'm in love, I'm in love!
I'm in love, I'm in love!
Accidentally!
I'm in love, I'm in love!
I'm in love, I'm in love!
I'm in love, I'm in love!
Accidentally!
Come on, come on!
Spin a little tighter!
Come on, come on!
And the world's a little brighter.
Come on, come on!
Just get yourself inside her
looooovvvvvveeee! I'm in love.
Didi and Betty clapped for Tommy and Kimi.
"That was great." said Didi.
"What I don't understand is that all Tommy sang was baby talk but he succeeded." said Betty.
"Well the microphone never knows what you're saying." Didi explained.
Tommy and Kimi looked on the screen and saw that they gained 1234 fans and 4321 studs.
"Yes!" Tommy said.
"Tommy, there's something I have to tell you." Kimi said looking down at the floor.
"What is it Kimi?" Tommy asked.
"I lo..." Kimi started to say.
"Come on, tell me." said Tommy.
"I lost your Reptar doll!" Kimi admitted.
"You what!" Tommy shouted.
"I thought I dropped it under my bed but I couldn't find it under there so I looked all over and I still couldn't find it. Eventually Chuckie told me to give up and I had no choice but to do so." Kimi explained.
"That's it!" Tommy shouted! "I'm no longer letting you borrow my toys." he said.
"Please!" Kimi shouted. Can't you find it in your heart to forgive me?" she asked.
"Over my dead potty!" Tommy shouted. "I never wanna see your face again." he said.
Kimi started crying.
"Oh-no!" said Tommy. "I've made my bestest friend's sister cry." he said.
Kimi stopped crying.
"I don't blame you. I wouldn't wanna ever see your face again if you lost one of my toys." Kimi explained.
"Thanks Kimi, that means alot." Tommy thanked sarcastically.
"So can we play another song?" she asked.
"Sure." Tommy answered. "I know another good one and it's also from a DreamWorks movie." he said.
3 Minutes and 32 Seconds Later
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting!
Tommy and Kimi were now in the backyard karate chopping and kicking each other. Didi and Betty were inside watching them through the screen-glass door.
Those cats were fast as lightning!
"I warned you Deed. Never Let Babies Play Video Games." said Betty.
The End
