Draco Malfoy was sat in the Slytherin common room drinking tea and thinking about how much he wanted to tell his father that the place was going to the dogs and Harry Potters scar, because it was the most sexually attractive scar Draco had ever seen. He wanted to dick slap Potter right in the scar. With his penis. In the scar.

He stroked his utterly non existence puberty beard and threw the rest of his tea in the general direction of his face, causing it to go in his hair and stormed out for no reason. He minced around for a while trying to look manly cause that's what Draco does, until he walked into a wall. He decided to go and find Potter for some sick slapin' and strode manfully away in a random direction because he didn't know where the Gryffindor common room was. After finding Narnia, Middle Earth and Wonderland, he finally found potter in the library.

"Hey Potter," he shouted, "eat dick or something"

"Like totes why though blud or something?" Said Harry who was too busy moping and being depressed that no one ever believed him ever.

"Shut up Potter you thick tit. Stop moping" Draco dick slapped him in the scar with his ten foot long penis. It was ten foot long because it was in a fanfiction and all fanfiction penis's are huge.