I haven't written for a long time so this is my attempt to overcome writer's block. No hating on the pairing, please! Enjoy!


A guide to Lizzington

Season 1

Episode 1:

Red: Agent Keen, what a pleasure! I've waited for this moment for a long time!

Lizzie: Damn, he's handsome, what do I do?

Lizzie's morality: Show him that you mean business!

Lizzie: I shall now state the obvious... I'm here.

Red's libido: Yes, I can see that.

Red: I know everything about you!

Lizzie: Everything?

Red: I know about your obsession with James Spader, but I don't blame you. Who wouldn't love him?

Lizzie: * screaming internally*

Then...

Red: Tell me about the scar on your palm. I've noticed how you stroke it.

Red's libido: Yes...stroke it...

Lizzie: *shows him her scar*

Red's libido: This is a major turn on for me!

Later...

Lizzie: Are you the one who did this?

Red (*poker face*): Did what?

Lizzie: He told me that you're obsessed with me!

Red: Oh, you have no idea...

Lizzie:*stabs him with a pen*

Red's neck: Auch, that hurts!

Red's libido: I think she likes it rough...

More later...

Lizzie's morality: That is a chemical weapon!

Red: We're gonna make a great team! I love you already!