I haven't written for a long time so this is my attempt to overcome writer's block. No hating on the pairing, please! Enjoy!
A guide to Lizzington
Season 1
Episode 1:
Red: Agent Keen, what a pleasure! I've waited for this moment for a long time!
Lizzie: Damn, he's handsome, what do I do?
Lizzie's morality: Show him that you mean business!
Lizzie: I shall now state the obvious... I'm here.
Red's libido: Yes, I can see that.
Red: I know everything about you!
Lizzie: Everything?
Red: I know about your obsession with James Spader, but I don't blame you. Who wouldn't love him?
Lizzie: * screaming internally*
Then...
Red: Tell me about the scar on your palm. I've noticed how you stroke it.
Red's libido: Yes...stroke it...
Lizzie: *shows him her scar*
Red's libido: This is a major turn on for me!
Later...
Lizzie: Are you the one who did this?
Red (*poker face*): Did what?
Lizzie: He told me that you're obsessed with me!
Red: Oh, you have no idea...
Lizzie:*stabs him with a pen*
Red's neck: Auch, that hurts!
Red's libido: I think she likes it rough...
More later...
Lizzie's morality: That is a chemical weapon!
Red: We're gonna make a great team! I love you already!
