Disclaimer: lol I don't own Hetalia (as if) and I hacked this person's account lol jk I'm her neighbor and this is funnnnahhahh! Sooo lets go (I'm actually bradleyhaxoroz)
I REPEAT I AM NOT THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT, I JUST PUT THIS ON THIS ACCOUNT SO YeeAAA
I was watching Obama's amazing inaugural address in my cottage in the Zimbabwe, when by chance I received a letter in the mail. This package was actually not a letter; it was in fact a bloody deer carcass with the scrawled words "GO HOME! YOU ARE SMELLING UP ZIMBABWE". I took this heartfelt "letter" as a message from world leaders that they needed my culinary expertise. So I snatched some carcass and saved it in my special corn pouch and hopped on the nearest Kenyan marathon runner to the world summit.
THE END …. LOL JK~
WHERE AM I? oh yea… so I was piggybacking a Kenyan runner who grew restless and tossed me into a volcano. I sank into the molten lava, while I passed the ruins of Pompeii, I reached the WORLD SUMMIT?
At this historic event I met the representatives of each country.
Part six
America was there. So anyway, England (that classic British gentleman) was peeling off his eyebrows and smothering them in his acidic saliva in order to slap them back on his face like an adhesive for underneath his seaweed wraps, there were tiny colonies of pixies that threatened his life. Germany on the other hand scratched his hair which unfortunately caused all of his golden locks (including JOHN LOCKE) to fall off his head, revealing large porous head holes from which large amounts of wurst exploded from (including Harry Potter's snozzage). Everyone else seemed really freaked out but when I went to consol one of them, I accidently knocked them down in succession. The representatives fell down in a domino like fashion and it turned out that they were all just cardboard figurines. SO STOP THINKING THEY'RE REAL PEOPLE THEY'RE NOT REAL!
LOL k thnx BAI
PS LOL TRICKED YA. I didn't even have Russia in here cause I hate his guts FLAMES PLEASE
