Super Secret Agent
Tune: Supercalifragilisticexpialid ocious
The Commies have been planning their most dastardly attack,
And Britain is in trouble, but we know who's got our back.
He's dashing and he's handsome and he's brave, or so I heard:
When lesser men are shaken, ol' James Bond ain't even stirred!
'Cause he's a
Super secret agent from the British secret service
Super secret agent from the British secret service
When he comes around the crooks and criminals get nervous
They all hate that agent from the British secret service!
Confronted by a Chinaman with whirling blades of steel,
This hero is so nerveless he can hardly even feel.
No fear'll crease good Jimmy's brow; his knees are never quakin'.
When lesser men are stirred, Double-Oh-Seven's never shaken!
He's a
Super secret agent from the British secret service
Super secret agent from the British secret service
When he comes around the crooks and criminals get nervous
They all hate that agent from the British secret service!
So when the realm's in trouble, then there's no need for dismay,
Just summon up our friend and he'll let justice have its day.
When all is said and done, and our hero's on his way,
If it can't be said in one line he's got nothing left to say!
That
Super secret agent from the British secret service
Super secret agent from the British secret service
When he comes around the crooks and criminals get nervous
They all hate that agent from the British secret service!
A/N: Chorus for this one is by my Uncle Curt, and my dad wrote the second verse. Filking definitely runs in the family.
