Disclaimer: I do not own Ranma 1/2. Besides I like Carrie Underwood's song.
A/N I know that Ranma does not have a car, but for the purpose of this fic he does. I have nothing against Shampoo, really, but she was the second fiance to show up in Ranma lol.
Chapter 19 before he cheats
Akane sat in her room, she was angry, after all Ranma had decided to go out on a date with Shampoo. She decided that she would go for a walk, and as she walked she sang.
"Right now he's probably slow dance with that long dark haired tramp, and she's probably getting frisky. Right now he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey. Right now he's probably up behind her with a pool stick showing her how to shoot a combo, and he don't know!" She smiled when she saw his car; she pulls out a key, and digs it into the side of his car. "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little supped up four wheel drive."
She climbs into the car. "Carved my name into his leather seats!"
She buys a baseball bat and comes back to his car. "Took a Louie Ville slugger to both head lights."
She pulls out a pocket knife and slashes all four tires. "Slashed a whole in all four tires. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats."
Satisfied she goes into the bar where Shampoo and Ranma are at, she continues to sing.
"Right now she's probably up singing some white trash version of Shania karaoke." She almost laughs at Shampoo singing, and swaying dangerously. "Right now she's probably saying 'I'm drunk', and he's thinking that he's gonna get lucky."
She watched as Ranma made his way to the bathroom, Shampoo followed, she looked like she was going to be sick.
"Right now he's probably dapping on three dollars worth of that bath room Cologne. And he don't know!"
She leaves before she can hear Ranma screaming:
"Get off me, you old hag! That is not what the song meant!"
"You're going to be my soon to be son in law."
"That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little supped up four wheel drive, carved my name into this leather seats!" Akane kept walking home. "Took a Louie Ville slugger to both head lights. Slashed a hole in all four tires, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats."
There was a small pause as she waved at the people.
"I might have saved a little trouble for the next girl, cause the next time that he cheats. Oh you know it won't be on me, oh no not on me. Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little supped up four wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats! Took a Louie Ville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all four tires. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats." Akane went to her room, and fell on her bed. "Oh maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats. Oh before he cheats, ohhhh."
Ranma stared at his car in disbelief; he opened the door, and almost screamed. "Could this night get any worse?"
"Yep," Whispered a voice.
*Splash*
"Eck, get it away! Get the cat away from me!" Female Ranma screamed.
"Man, I feel better now." Akane smiled happily to herself. "Good night."
