It just popped out in my mind out of nowhere, sorry for the randomness-.-

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Itachi's

How would you describe yourself?

- un-describeable

You can't catch me, dattebayo! from 9tailedramen

- Since when ramen has tails?

You and that fishy guy suckkkssss! you can't even leave a scar on me, hahaha! Xp from 9tailedramen

- I tell you that you should be aware...Pein will hunt for you

Have you ever falling for someone? I didn't mention it must be a girl

- Fuck Im not gay

Do you hate your brother?

- Sasuke, I know it's you

Actually, the last one was me from MichaelJackson_101

- I thought you were long dead

Btw, just so you know im asking you from my grave from MichaelJackson_101

- You haven't changed at all Orochimaru, you're even creepier now

Tell that lil bro of yours that he dont know how to thanks his master, HE KILLED HIS OWN MASTER :"(( from MichaelJackson_101

- That's much of my delight

You're so sexyyy Itachi-san! marry meee X-D from itachiluvers

- Marry your father bitch

Itachi is it true that you have been arrested? from E!Online

- Im a missing-nin so that kinda makes sense

How did your fans react to this shocking news? from NinjaHottiesGossip

- What news? I haven't even admit that Im arrested yet

How's your brother been? from E!Online

- Im afraid he's a half-pedophile now because he has sucked a certain pedophile's chakra

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- Dango! Oh God I miss my mom's dangos =((

Why did you kill your mother? and father? from ichaicharocks

- It's up to me. Probably because they confiscate my BlackBerry

Just because BlackBerry? 0_0 from ichaicharocks

- Up to me, Kakashi.

You envy my hair, aren't you? just say it! from myhairisaBANG

- Em, un! I don't know, un! what am I supposed to do, un? BANG!

Bastard! don't mock me on the internet! from myhairisaBANG

- It's my formspring, Deidara

I've grown stronger than you, brother...and maybe sexier HAHA from UchihaAvenger

- Sexy my ass

Do you know that I have your purple diary? I'll spread it around Konoha just you wait... from UchihaAvenger

- FUCK YOU SASUKEEEE! I SWEAR I'LL SMASH YOU INTO SMITHEREENS, and I'll tell that Karin girl that you're willing on giving your virginity to her...just you wait...

AH DANG IT ITACHI! PLEASE DON'T! THAT KARIN IS THE MOST CREEPIEST FANGIRL T_T from UchihaAvenger

- Give me back my diary then, I miss my popo chan

You give your PURPLE DIARY a...name? 0_o

- It's my diary whatsoever

ITACHI STOP SURFING ON THE INTERNET AND GET BACK TO WORK! from rinnegan_peacelover

- Who do you think you are?

Itachi do what Nagato said NOW! from TheMadarauchiha

- Geez you old hags are so grumpy, fine grandpa

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