Total Drama Redemption
Episode 1, Part 1: So, This is Redemption
Author's Note: Hello, Total Drama fans including myself, my name is drawmadness and I have decided to open my story to the world on this website on FanFiction. This competition story is called Total Drama Redemption. It's about contestants from the second and third generation of the Total Drama canon are competing for another chance at the million dollars right here in ... Boney Island. The main purpose of the story is to show off my writing skills because I want to become an aspiring writer even in adulthood. Well, that being said, I hope you enjoy reading this chapter. Of course, it won't be the best because I might my resources by looking up other fanfics to know what the story goes. Also, reviews would be appreciated because they will be pretty much my guide to help me improve my writing. So again, thank you and have a good day as we head to the first episode of TDR ...
... Let the games begin.
Warning: It will contain minor/major swearing, mild to moderate violence, and other things that might be realistic.
Standing on the dock of Boney Island comes a certain man with dirty blonde hair. Wait a second, dirty blonde hair? Chris doesn't have dirty blonde hair. Well, that's because Chris McLame, ... oh I'm sorry, Chris McLean is on a vacation trip and so, he asked the intern if he can host the season for him and he happily responded yes. That certain man, and an intern that I've mentioned earlier is actually a young man who goes by the name of Andrew Mason, who is actually a college student working as his intern to pay for his student loans.
So why did he decide to host the season for him? The answer is unknown since it seemed a bit too early to find out why he is hosting the show for no reason, so let's cut to the chase and get on with the show. We might talk about it later this season or next season ... or whatever it's necessary. As for Andrew, let's talk about his appearance, his appearance consists of him having porcelain skin, with dirty blonde hair (as I mentioned earlier), aqua blue eyes, along with a dark blue jacket over a plain green t-shirt, dark blue jeans, and black skater shoes with white soles.
As Andrew walked to the dock, he hesitated for a moment before finally decided to speak to the camera where is the audience is watching.
"Hey, Total Drama fans" were the first words he said as if it's his first time being shown on camera. "In case you didn't know how I ended up as the host for this season. Well, it's because he's on a vacation and so he asked me if I could take over the show. My response was a resounding yes. So now, I'm now the new host ... well, only for this season."
"As of right now, twenty-seven contestants from the second and third generation are competing in the set of Boney Island, the island that was used in Total Drama Island." He explained as he still stands on the docks. He then continued further explain the summary of the season, "One-by-one, as for the past five or six seasons, they will be eliminated via the Elimination Ceremony, and unlike the last two seasons, which had the crazy eliminations such as The Hurl of Shame and The Dock of Shame, they will instead be eliminated by the elimination device for season one, The Dock of Shame, you know the most realistic way to sent home someone being eliminated. Well, I hope you know that."
"That said, everything will be formed. New rivalries, new friendships, new enemies, and new relationships. Who will win the million dollars? Who will lose the chance of winning this season? How will the contestants think of me? Find out right now on ..." He exclaimed to the camera, then it zooms far away showing the island in three zooms as he exclaimed again, "... TOTAL. DRAMA. REDEMPTION!"
(Theme Song, I Wanna Be Famous)
After the theme song, the camera is shown being pointed directly to Andrew, who puts on a smile to the camera itself before he announced, "Welcome back to Total. Drama. Redemption. As we all know, the contestants are about to be introduced via the helicopter just like Season 5, so let's get started, shall we.
"From Revenge of the Island, meet bossy bruiser Jo, who instantly regretted voting Lightning off the show in Season 5."
A large, dark green helicopter flew into the distance, and the door opened revealing Jo, who is trying to resist being pushed out by none other than Chef.
When Jo manages to successfully Chef on the doorway, she quickly glared at him, "Shut up, whenever-your-name-is, you can go kiss my ass, you-" Before she is able to say another insult she is kicked forcefully out of the helicopter by Chef, who seems to have a pissed off look.
"Challenge-throwing dirt boy Scott, who became the pain magnet of Season 5."
The scream was heard and it came from none other than Scott, who is clinging to dear life on the floors of the helicopter while having his hands being stomped on by Chef.
"No, no, no, please don't this, I'll do anything. Please don't put me in there." Scott pleaded in a pathetic way before Chef, who ignored his pleas and giving him an evil chuckle, gave one final stomp on his hands, causing him to lose grip and let go as he screamed.
Andrew laughed before announcing the next competitor from the second generation.
"Next is redhead Indie Chick Zoey, who doesn't have the personality of an Indie Chick, ... seriously."
Zoey hesitated for a moment before diving into the sea while saying, "Huh, Mike."
"Then, it's Multiple Personality Gary-Stu Mike, who defeated his evil personality, Mal in Season 5 with no problems, at all."
Mike was kicked by Chef screaming as he fall down to the ocean.
Andrew then continued introducing the contestants one-by-one, "Athletic Overachiever Lightning, who lost to Cameron in Season 4, and was voted off second in Season 5 for not counting the pieces right by none other than Jo."
"SHA-WHAT!?" came from the sound of Lightning, who is out on the doorway, overhearing on what Andrew said about him. The only difference is that his hair is dyed brown (His normal hair color in Season 4).
Lightning then yelled at him in denial while standing up on the doorway of the helicopter, "Sha-Lightning did not lose to that scrawny weakling Cameron along with that boy Jo. That sha-bitch better know what's coming to him after he eliminated me back in All-Stars. No one beats the Lightning. SHA-AHHHHHH!"
He was met with a hard kick and is sent down to the ocean, screaming. As he landed there, instead of landing in the ocean, he landed onto the poles of the docks where Andrew was standing. It landed right into his ... coconuts. Along with a girly scream coming from him, all he could say was "Sha-mommy ... ugggghhhh ..." before landing into the ocean itself while using his hands to cover his coconuts. The contestants looked at him in surprise before some of them started laughing including Jo.
Andrew then laughed before saying, "Ha-ha-ha, what a sha-idiot, next is Silent treatment B, also known by his real name ... Beverly." He whispered his name to the camera before B himself stood on the doorway glaring down at him and opened his mouth to protest before he was shoved and screamed before he was able to say anything.
"Aura-reading, moonchild vegan Dawn, who is just plain creepy."
Dawn greeted a smile to the competitors who are in the ocean.
"Greetings, fellow competitors." was all she said before jumping to the sea. However, an eagle soared and Dawn landed in there, flying through the skies.
Unfortunately, Andrew decided to make Dawn fall down to the ocean by grabbing his tranquillizer and aiming it at the eagle she's flying in. With a huff strong enough to blow, the tranquillizer itself was being aimed at the eagle and before she know it, the tranquillizer had successfully hit the eagle, knocking the wind of the bird itself.
When she realized that the bird is shot, Dawn quickly realized that her and that eagle are about to descend into the ocean.
"Curse you, Andrew." Dawn yelled before landing into the water.
Andrew chuckled before announcing the next competitor still from the second generation.
"Next, it's private soldier Brick, with the fear of being in the dark. How's it going, soldier?" He yelled.
Brick was saluting proudly to Andrew on the doorway.
"Nothing better. Private Brick McArthur, reporting for duty this season." He shouted before jumping out to the sea.
One of the people in the ocean, Jo, was surprised that all of the second and third generation are competing, which meant Brick is competing again. So she decided to swim to Brick and instead of giving him a greeting, she instead silently swishes her hand on the water to Brick, who looked surprised.
"Hey, what was that for?" Asked Brick in annoyance.
"Oh nothing, just looking to see how you can react if I can splash you with my hand, Soggy McGee." Jo replied, leaving Brick to be annoyed by her nicknaming him that same name he was eliminated in Revenge of the Island.
Andrew then continues, "Well, that was interesting. Don't worry, we still have a few more to go, then we get on the Pahkitew Island cast. Alright, next person will be Paparazzi freak Dakota, who became a monster a toxic radiation inflicted through her."
Dakota was standing there on the doorway glaring at him. She was back to her normal size just like the first day she came to Total Drama, but she still retains her mutant persona as her hair color has now been changed to green.
"Hey, I'm no freak. Just because I was mutated last season doesn't mean you get to call me a-" Dakota scolded before being shoved by Chef, screaming as she landed in the water. When she found herself on the water with her clothes being wet, she yelled, "Um, rude."
"Then, it's Jersey reject Anne Maria, who was involved in a love triangle between Mike and Zoey in Season 4."
"Nuh-uh, I ain't getting there. My boots are going to get wet." Anne Maria complained as she is too scared to go down to the water.
Before she is about to complain once more, Chef yelled at her for the well being.
"JUST JUMP OVER THERE, YOU JERSEY REJECT."
Without any hesitation and instead an annoyance coming from him, she decided to jump down on the plane, screaming as she landed in the ocean.
"Chatty Liar Staci, who seems to annoy me right now."
Staci was pretty much too busy talking about her relatives "inventing" something and is oblivious to the fact that her collar is being held on by Chef, who is ready to drop her into the sea.
As he lets go of her, she was still talking about her relatives as she descended into the air.
"Yeah, my great-great-great grandfather Thomas invented a cartwheel before him, people-" Staci claimed, but before she could be able to finish her sentence, she landed into the sea.
"Next is Bubble boy brainiac Cameron, who defeated that arrogant jock Lightning in Season 4."
"SHA-WHAT!?" Lightning yelled upon hearing the fact that the bubble boy defeated him. "I will tell you this again. Sha-Lightning did not lose to Cameron because I am Sha-Lightning, you jackass." He yelled still in denial. Jo, on the other hand, was getting annoyed to the fact that Lightning kept calling her a guy, even though it's pretty clear that she is a girl.
Now ... back to Cameron as he is being carried over by Chef, who is wearing an evil grin.
"Wait, I think this is highly illogical." Insisted Cameron before being thrown out after he said the last word.
"Finally, as were finished introducing the Revenge of the Island cast, we have pancake-hoarder, mutant-loving gamer ... Sam." Andrew explained its last competitor from the second generation.
Sam, who is too busy playing his video game, and just like Staci, his collar was being held on by Chef, who just gave him an evil grin. Before he decided to drop him into the lake, he gave a chuckle to get the gamer's attention.
At this point, the gamer heard his chuckle and before he knew it, his collar is being held on, and before he knew it ... again, he dropped him into the sea.
"Hey, not cool." Sam shouted giving Chef a glare as he slowly descended.
As he is done introducing the Revenge of the Island cast, Andrew decided to move on to introduce the third generation cast, also known as the Pahkitew Island cast.
"Now from the Pahkitew Island cast, fairytale princess Ella, who sings like a blue bird with a hint of melody."
Ella, who was standing in the doorway, quickly jumped out of the helicopter with her usual cheery expression.
~Last season was a mistake for me. But this time, I will try harder and hopefully make new friends. It's so great to be back.~ Ella sang while in the sky before landing onto the water.
"Olympic gymnast Sky, who had a boyfriend at home, causing the animosity of that germaphobic freak, Dave."
Sky, who unlike Ella, wasn't happy to be back on the how, was shown being carried and thrown out by Chef.
"I completely forgot that I had a boyfriend, okay." Sky yelled as she joined the others below.
"Evil dork, Max, whose attempts of trying to be villain are hilarious. He's certainly an evil wannabe."
Max stood by the doorway and gave him an sneered look on his face. He decided to gave his grand introduction to Andrew, which unfortunately was cut off short.
"Wrong, fool one, evil is no dork and is certainly not a wannabe. I am Max, the most evil person in the world and I shall not-AHHHHHH!" Max claimed to Andrew in denial before being kicked by Chef.
Andrew laughed before introducing the next competitor, "Next competitor from the third generation is germaphobic freak Dave, who was blinded by love and didn't know that his crush, Sky, had a boyfriend and became a psychopath trying to kill his crush and his friend, Shawn."
Dave obviously didn't want to be back into the game, and in that case, he is clinging on to the doorway, trying to resist being pushed out of the sea.
He was then finally pushed out of the helicopter by Chef, causing him to lose his grip.
"I don't want to be on this stupid show." Dave yelled before landing on the water.
"Huh, interesting ... Next, we have LARPer kid Leonard, who tries to act like a real wizard and fails ... a lot."
Leonard was being carried on by Chef's shoulder and he is trying to prevent Chef from being thrown out of the helicopter. To no avail, he is thrown out of the helicopter anyway.
"Why aren't my wizard skills working? This is bullcrap." Leonard yelled in frustration while in the sky upon realizing the fact that his "wizardry" doesn't work on him.
"Um, that's because all that wizardry you were trying to do doesn't work in the real world, it only works in your fantasy mind." Andrew hollered to him as Leonard landed in the ocean.
"Beatboxing annoyance Beardo, who didn't do nothing but make very impressive sound effects."
Beardo was then shown jumping out of the helicopter and as he fell, he started imitating a sound of an object about to be fall down before landing with a splash onto the sea.
"Next is bickering twins Amy and Sammy, who just argue like anything else and also Amy's elimination was so epic last season, I'll admit that. You know, the one where she ate the poison apple."
Amy and Sammy are being both carried by their collars by Chef, who is wearing a smirk on his face. As Chef both dropped them that descended the twins into the sea, they continue to argue through such things.
"Seriously, new guy, why did you have Samey back to the show. She's completely useless." Amy sneered loudly.
"Shut up, Amy." Sammy yelled.
"Drop dead, bitch." Amy yelled back.
"You first, ugly." Sammy yelled back, this time making Amy go livid upon being called ugly by her seventeen-minutes younger sister.
"How dare you say that? I am your superior and you should not insult me. You take that back right now." Amy demanded trying to make a comeback.
"Make me." Sammy said with a confident look, making Amy growl to the fact that she is now rebellious towards her.
Andrew then shrugged and continued, "Moving on, we have irrelevant fan Topher, who tried to take my boss's job last season, which ultimately failed. I wonder how he'll be shocked when he realizes that I'm the new host for this season."
Topher was shown being thrown of the helicopter by Chef.
"Please, not the face nor the hair." Topher cried out as he fall out of the water.
"Then, we have the pageant wannabe Sugar, who tried to create her own music genre called Craptry. Well, as a result, it was ... crap. Seriously, it was horrible. It's so crap that she didn't even try making any good effort to the music itself."
"WHAT?!" A voice screamed revealing to be Sugar, who was standing in the doorway glaring at Andrew.
"I ain't no pageant wannabe." She yelled in denial. "I am the best pageant girl this show has to offer. And how dare you say my Craptry was ... crap. I shall win this beauty pageant this season because ~baby I was born this way.~" Sugar then continues to claim in denial and sang that made everyone ears cringe in pain before jumping out of the helicopter.
That singing, well as you may guess, pretty much sounds like a thousand nails being scratched to a chalkboard. That said, let's just say that it's worse than the singing of Justin Bieber, although the author dislikes him to be exact.
As she landed in the sea, Andrew sported a unimpressed look before saying, "Okay, that was ... horrible. Next, for the Pahkitew Island, we have someone familiar as she tried tried to control the island just for the sake at winning the million dollars. And that girl I mentioned is none other than Scarlett, the psychopathic nerd who tried to kill the other contestants and hates being called sidekick."
The other Pahkitew Island contestants gasped when they heard that Scarlett is coming back this season. Then, the camera cuts to Scarlett, who is standing on the doorway, was glaring at him and yelled, "Shut the fuck up, Andrew, why do I have to back on this wretched show with those fucking peons?"
"Oh yeah, Scarlett, the officers warned me that if any harm comes directly towards me, they'll be gladly to bring you back to jail after what you did last season." Andrew replied with a smile.
Scarlett groaned and with no hesitation, she jumped with a glare on her face yelling, "I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!" At that point, all of the surprised contestants quickly swam away before Scarlett landed in the water with a huge splash.
Andrew just shrugged, "Moving on, we have lovesick farmer boy Rodney, whose strength should've have useful if it weren't for the fact that he is ... love-crazy."
Rodney was shown being kicked out and screaming as he descended to the sea. Before he landed there on the water, he yelled, "In the name of love."
"Alright, then, finally, out of the third generation cast and last overall participant of this season we have zombie survivalist Shawn, who thinks that zombies are real ... seriously, what is wrong with that guy?"
Shawn was standing on the doorway looking scared and looked worried as he looked into the sea.
"I don't know if I can do this, I mean, what if there's zombies there?" Asked Shawn with a worrying expression. Nonetheless, he was then pushed out by Chef and screamed as he descended into the ocean.
"Man, I love being the host. I should quite do that sometime." Admitted Andrew as he finally finished introducing all of the contestants one-by-one.
After the contestants reached the shore to dry themselves up, Andrew walked on the beach to the wet cast.
"Greetings, old friends, I bet your surprised why you're here, huh." Said Andrew standing a fair close to them.
"Ugh, you're going to pay for this, Andrew. I rather just stay in prison than to just compete again, Andrew." Complained Scarlett.
As everyone heard on what Scarlett said, almost everyone looked at him in shock and confusion. Was it because he's perfect in any way? Of course not. It's because Chris has hired him to host this season while he's away, so at this point, they decided to ask questions.
"Um, I don't want to be rude and all, but are you the new host for this season?" Cameron asked with much concern.
"Well, to be honest, Chris hired me here to host this season since I was his most-trusted intern, plus he's on a vacation trip, so yes I am the new host ... for now." Andrew replied which made the contestants cheer in excitement.
"Finally, no more Chris McLean." Topher said.
"I know, he was such a horrible person." Ella said with pity.
"Okay, settle down, contestants. Now, for this season, we're in Boney Island and so, I predict that things might get ugly. But at this point, let's arrange the team names, shall we?" Andrew
"Fine, as long as I'm not with Sky." Dave sarcastically said, saddening Sky.
"Or my useless sister Samey." Amy said, causing Jasmine to glare at her about Sammy.
"Or that glitter-stealing bitch Ella." Sugar said, causing Ella to gasp on what she said.
"Or that stupid guy Jo." Lightning said which made Jo send into the deep end being called a guy, so she decided to walk to the
"Listen up, Brightning, I had enough with you and your immaturity, so why don't you just shut up and get over it. Also, stop calling me a guy, I'm a girl, for god's sake." Yelled Jo. Lightning stopped for a moment before responding.
"Alright fine ... stupid guy." Lightning replied with such immaturity. At this point, Jo couldn't take it anymore and punches him real hard in the face, thereby breaking his nose and everyone to gasp at the scene.
"Oh, fuck, my nose, I think it's broken ... (groans)" Lightning groaned into the ground, feeling the pain he received from her while Jo, on the other hand, dusted her hands off, and smirked.
"Okay, settle down. Before such violence could happen, let's move on. But before we could arrange the team members, I want you to go to the confessional and talk about your own opinions for this season. So, get to it, guys." Andrew explained to the cast before they went into the confessional in alphabetical order.
Confessional: Twenty-seven contestants (both RI and PI contestants), an island called Boney Island, a new host named Andrew Mason, and one million dollars, ... of course.
Andrew: Of course, as you may know this by those past seasons, these are the confessionals. Although many of you viewers and fans may know this, but to those people who are completely new to the show itself, this is the confessional area where they will talk about their privacy and such things. They are free to use it. Let's see how the contestants react this season.
Amy: (Puts an annoyance expression) Ugh, why does Samey have to come back this season. I mean, hello, she's completely useless. So that's why this season will be mine because I have everything I will do to crush everyone in this game, especially Samey. Soon, everyone will know that I'm the better twin than her.
Anne Maria: (she is spraying her poof.) Yeah, so maybe my time in the show was not that good. I mean, I could've done better. I will show people how the game is done ... you know, once I'm done spraying my poof because ... (She flicks her hair, creating a metal thud) it needs to be touched with perfection.
Beardo: (continues beatboxing before deciding to speak.) Hello, my name is ... Beardo. I am really shy. As I said in my audition tape, I like to beatbox and make everyone impressed with my skills. Hopefully, I'll be able to try harder and get myself farther in the game. That's all I have to say.
Beverly: (writes something in his journal being turning it over that writes "The last time I was in Total Drama, Scott cheated on me with the million dollars. So maybe, this time I'll try to be more strategical this time and maybe I'll have some things to do with Scott, you know try out some pranks to get back at him." He then flashes an evil grin.)
Brick: Last season didn't do any better for me, so this time I better play the game like it's wartime. (Crosses a confident look) So bring it on, Andrew, I'll do everything I could to outlast the other competitors ... especially Jo.
Cameron: (Puts on a concerned look) The last time I was here, the island Wawanakwa was sinked to the bottom of the ocean due to Chef using a fracking machine for that last challenge. So, I don't know if I can last long because I felt like I overstayed my welcome during the last seasons of mine because I have made it to the merge twice, so I might either get voted out pre-merge or merge. Either way, I think I might as well stay neutral about it.
Dakota: (Crosses a calculating expression) Last season, I was pretty much a moron and didn't know what I was doing that pretty much caused me to be an intern and turned me into a mutant for staying forty minutes in that radioactive mine back in Camp Wawanakwa. But this time, I'm in it to win it. With daddy's scientists helping me turn back to the person I was, I'll be sure I'll win the million dollars this season. Oh, and one last thing, if any of you tries to piss me off, then ... (Her voice starts to change to more a monstrous and demonic growl) Dakota ... will ... SMASH! (She yelled at the last word as her eyes turned bloodshot red.)
Dave: (With an annoyed look on his face) Why the hell do I have to be back on this show? I mean, it's brings me back so many horrible things that happened last season including Sky, who had forgot to tell me she had a boyfriend back home. Due to what happened, I think I might not forgive her for what she did. So for this season, instead I'll focus on winning the million dollars. To be honest, however, the only person I can trust on is Ella since, really, she was nice to me last season. (Puts a nervous look) But ... we're not at that moment right now.
Dawn: As far as I'm concerned about the new host, you know ... Andrew, I'll be sure he'll try his best to be one since it's his first time doing this just like his aura with the color of green. Like last season, I will try to win the million dollars and use it to help Mother Earth rebuild its reputation.
Ella: (With her animal friends and wearing her usual cheery smile) My friends, last season was a mistake for me, but this time I will succeed in making friends especially the other cast. This calls for a song. ~Oh, everyone, I am Ella and my goal to become friends and it will succeed, so let's hope for the best of my other friends.~ (She then ends her song with a bow and sighs happily) Don't you just love the fact that singing helps you with anything in sight?
Jasmine: If anything goes between trying to build my own cage fighting/flower shop and trying to compete again for the million dollars, then I'm all in for it. (With a wild grin) So bring it on, Andrew, I've been through worst times in my life and I'm prepared for it.
Jo: (Cross a smirk across her face) So far, so good, I got to be honest here. The Pahkitew Island cast looked fairly decent to me. I mean, don't get me wrong, there are some that I can trust on. But I don't like feel like getting on too much information there, so in short, I will definitely crush them in the game. Like this stick for example (Pulls out a random stick) So when the time comes ... (She breaks the stick in half, leaving Jo a splinter on her finger) ARGH, splinter again (She angrily looks at the stick) You little-
Leonard: So the Ridonculous Race didn't do any better for me. But this time, my wizard powers will stop at nothing to win the million dollars. So with my sidekick Tammy ... (He pauses for a moment when he realizes that his friend Tammy is not competing.) Oh wait, I almost forgot that she is not competing. Anyway, with Tammy watching me on this show, I will prove everyone that wizards can be real, including me.
Lightning: (He clutches his nose in pain) Ah, seriously, this hurts more than when Lightning was kicked in the balls by my grandma for stealing her cologne. (Glares at the camera) Oh just you watch Jo, I'll do anything to get rid of your annoying ass off the show and I will enjoy every single second of it ... ow. (He clutches his nose again as the pain starts to risen.)
Max: Those fools don't know what evil stores inside them. When I win the million dollars, I will use it to build my evil lair and then I will ... RULE THE WORLD ... (He starts laughing like an "evil villain") MUWAHAHAHAHA-*cough* *cough* *cough* (... But suddenly, his so-called evil laugh stops when his throat was being scratchy) Oh sorry, but I really need to work on my ... um, ... evil laugh. (laughs nervously)
Mike: Even if I won All-Stars last season, I'll still try my best even if I get out early in the show because let's face it, I did have a lot of screen-time along with my girlfriend Zoey during my time in ... uh, Season 5. Hopefully, for the best, I'll try to make some new friends before I get eliminated off the show.
Rodney: (With a smile indeed) Man, I'm glad my crushes Amy, Jasmine, and Scarlett are back this season. But with Jasmine dating Shawn, the only options I have left are Amy and Scarlett. This time, I'll go slowly and make my way for someone ... to love.
Sam: (Shaking in fear) Aw man, why does this season have to be in ... um (He gulps) ... Boney Island. Seriously, it brings me back such horrific memories back when I was in All-Stars. I mean, just ask yourself. What would you do if you ever spend the night in such a scary, bitey place like this? (Forms a relived, but nervous smile) But, on the other side, I have Dakota here with me, so that's pretty good. But this time, I'll try to get myself farther into this game and hopefully by the end of the season, I'll get all of my video games back because really, I get insane whenever I'm deprived from playing any of my Game Guy's. So at this point with my last backup Game Guy in hand, I'll have to make sure I hide it somewhere else, so that nobody could break it. (He pauses for a moment and grabs his Game Guy and starts playing it). AWESOME, A NEW HIGH SCORE!
Sammy: (Looks around nervously around the confessional) I honestly don't know what to say, I mean Amy's still trying to ruin my life. Recently, I found lots of ways to stand up for myself and to be honest, they're pretty good. As long as Amy is not in the way of achieving my goals to be a better person, I'll be fine. I guess ... At least Jasmine and Shawn are competing with me, so that means I'm fine ... again.
Scarlett: (With a disappointed look) Ugh, to be honest, I rather be in jail than to be me put back into the show. But since Andrew decided to bail on me to compete this season, I guess I have no choice. Maybe, I'll make some new allies and friends on the way ... as long as they don't mention me going psycho last season.
Scott: (With a scowl look) Ugh, this is complete bullsh*t. I mean, it's already bad enough Chris hired that guy to host this season while he's on vacation. Let's just hope Fang doesn't come here this season, I had enough trouble with him. So at this point, this season I'm just going to go with the flow and let the other losers crash each other. It's fair game.
Shawn: Last season, I was the runner-up and this season will be another chance at a million dollars. If I win, I promise to let Jasmine use half of mine to build her cage fighting/flower shop while I use the other half to build my zombie shelter. Still, I will still kick zombie ass if necessary.
Sky: I don't know how things will work since Dave already went crazy last season. So I don't know if I'm able to reconcile with him because it will take a long time to do it before
Staci: Last season I was a complete moron talking only about my um ... relatives "inventing" something. But this time, I'm way over past that. This time, I'll play the game more seriously and hopefully, make some changes on myself including making new friends for a change. As once my great-grandfather Thomas once said, "One by one they will all fall down."
Sugar: (Glares at the camera) There's no way nobody will win this pageant this season especially Ella. Ugh, I can't stand her and her niceness along with her singing because I'm a way better singer than that bitch. That's why she's my first target this season along with that chick Sky. (Glares closely at the camera) Because, nobody, and I mean nobody, but me and my wizard will win this season.
Topher: (Looks bummed out) Oh man, I thought Chris was going to have me as a host. That really sucks, I could've been the better host. But on the other side, at least Andrew seemed nice and hopefully, he won't end up like him last season.
Zoey: (With a happy look on her face) Can you believe this? I'm back on the show again. Hopefully, I'll spice up my personality since the fans did view me as boring. So I'll try my best to not make myself look boring, okay.
While still at the beach, the competitors are concerned on what the teams are, Andrew pulled up a clipboard in hand and says, "Okay, we're going to split you up into three teams of nine, so when I call your name, please step forward and make a line. Also, if you're friend or a lover is not on your team, well too bad, you're going to have to stick with your teammates until when the merge comes."
The contestants nodded in approval.
"First team-ate on the first team will be ... Amy."
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"Anne Maria."
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"Jasmine."
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"... and Sugar. Please step forward to team one."
The members of team one: Amy, Anne Maria, Jasmine, Jo, Lightning, Mike, Shawn, Sky, and Sugar all stepped in to the yellow mat.
"Team one, ... from now on, you are called the ... Athletic Midnighters."
The team logo appears on screen that consists of a yellow color with the logo of a athletic silhouette with the moon on top.
"Oh yeah, SHA-TEAM!" Lightning yelled as his team cheered.
"WHAT?! The Athletic Midnighters? Why can't we call ourselves The Pageant Winners?" Sugar asked Andrew.
"Yea ... No. I choose the team name because it sounds fitting on them. So, you might stick with that team name until the team merges. Besides, we're not in a beauty pageant." Explained Andrew.
"Samey, are you seeing this. We have Jasmine and Shawn on our team, so you can just suck it because you just have no one on your team. You might as well give uo." Taunted Amy while Sammy being shocked and saddened.
Hearing her taunts, Jo had an idea and decided to counter-attack her taunt. That idea of hers is ... taunting Amy. Jo made sure she is close to Amy and said to him.
"Seriously, Andrew, do I really need to be teammates with Lamey, I mean, her sister Sammy would've been a better choice for our team. Am I right, Lamey?" Jo said while faking a rhetorical and sarcastic tone.
Amy stopped for a moment and said, "Wait a minute, did you just call me Lamey."
"Uh, yes I did, do you have a problem with that?" Jo asked smirking.
"Yes, I have a problem. My name is not Lamey. The other one is. Why don't you get your eyes checked, you moron?" She yelled in an annoyed tone.
"Oh, really, how can I be a moron if you're just useless and stupid." Countered Jo tactically.
"I'm not useless and stupid. I'm useful. I'm the best that everyone there is. I'm the Alpha one." Yelled Amy in denial.
"Yeah, that's what they all say, Lamey." Replied Jo before she began to laugh, causing Amy to fume in anger.
Confessional: Meet the Athletic Midnighters ... the first team full of arrogance and athletic people ... well, most of them.
Lightning: Man, I'm on Jo's team. That's a shocker, but at least It'll give me time to backstab her into the competition. I got thirteenth place last season, soon I will get my sha-revenge on that sha-bitch. (Grins evilly) ... And my nose still hurts. What a punch she has, right.
Sky: *sighs* I can't believe I'm not a team with Dave. I mean, I wanted to patch things up with him, but I don't know if I can. Oh, this season will be hard for me. I mean, I did win the million dollars, last season, so I might overstay my welcome. But I want to reconcile with him before being eliminated for good.
Amy: (Seething with anger) Oh my f*cking god, seriously. I just got here and already that f*cking tranny Jo just insulted me by calling me Lamey. Ugh, she is so dead calling me that. AHHHHHHHHH!
Jo: (She is seen smirking) As I'll predict this, Lamey won't make it past the first elimination because she's useless and all she does is bitching about herself being the perfect girl. She's doesn't look perfect at all, instead she's completely stupid to the point that she wants nothing than just torture her sister for the better fun. I'm really going to enjoy insulting Lamey this season. Yeah, I watched last season.
Andrew just shrugged and just went on with the team arrangements. "Now for the second team ..."
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"Um, don't you mean Samey?" Amy interrupted, looking cringed on having her sister being called her real name.
"Yeah, that's what I said, Amy." Andrew replied having his eyebrow raised while holding his clipboard.
"No, you said Sammy instead of Samey."
"Yeah ... don't Care." Andrew replied.
"No, you should care that-" Amy began to argue before being interrupted.
"Don't Care."
"But-" Amy was about to argue again before being cut off again.
"Don't. Care." Andrew once again cut her off, causing her to sulk. "Now let me finish arranging the teams okay." Her response is a pout.
"Good, that's much better, now where was I? Oh yeah ... Topher."
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The team members from team two: Beverly, Brick, Dakota, Dawn, Ella, Rodney, Sammy, Topher, and Zoey stepped forward to the red circle mat.
"From now on, team number two, you will be called the ... Beautiful Songbirds."
The team cheered upon hearing the team name with the team logo consisting a bright red color with a bird chirping with the song symbol that appears.
"Wow, I'm on a lovely team full of new friends." Ella happily said.
"Eh, it's fine, I guess." Sammy nervously said.
"It's wonderful how such a team would be so ... nice." Dawn said.
"Indeed, Ma'am." Brick replied.
Confessional: Meet the Beautiful Songbirds ... the second team full of happiness and nice people. What a lovely team, am I right?
Dakota: Well, at least most of my teammates are pretty ... useful, I guess. Huh, at least it's better than my old team the last time I came here to this ...show.
Sammy: that I'm not a team with Jasmine or Shawn, but my team is pretty much okay, so I feel fine.
Topher: I think the new host should be great. I mean, after all, he was an intern of Chris, so I think he'll be fit for a new host although I'm still bummed out that I didn't get to host the show.
Dawn: (With a smile) Being on this season brings me back memories and I, for one, will win the million dollars in this perverse game. Andrew, on the other hand, will be pretty fit for a new host since his aura is blue, meaning relaxing and pretty calm. As long as he doesn't end up like Chris, that awful person, then it will show redemption.
Ella: (With her cheery expression) This is so wonderful. My team is full of amazing people. Well, I haven't met them yet, but they seem like nice people just like ... my Prince David ... (She stops for a moment before turning her cheery expression into a sad one) Oh, I still need a Prince to love me ...
As the teams are talking to each other, Andrew stopped their conversation and continued his introduction for the last time, "Alright settle down, now for the last team, the team members are ... Beardo."
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Scarlett, looking annoyed that Max is on her team yelled, "Are you kidding me? By the great earthly gods of hell. FUCK NO!"
"Jeez, what are you cursing about? Acting catty lately." Scoffed Andrew acting like he doesn't care at all.
"First of all, you bailed me out to compete this season, and then, you made me be in a team full of idiots ... including that utter nimrod Max." Scarlett complained before Max icily said.
"What? I am not an utter nimrod, for evil doesn't negotiate with traitorous sidekicks." Max countered before Scarlett glared at him with such deadly red eyes.
"I am not a ... sidekick." Scarlett whispered deadly, scaring Max to the fullest.
"Okay, team three, stand on the yellow mat right now."
Finally, the team members of team three: Beardo, Cameron, Dave, Leonard, Max, Sam, Scarlett, Scott, and Staci stand into the blue mat.
"Ready for that special team name."
The team three members nodded.
"Okay, for your team name, it will be ... Chris McLean's Rejects." Andrew exclaimed.
The team were wide-eyed upon hearing the fact that Andrew called their official team name.
"WHAT?!" All of the third team members exclaimed.
"You heard me, you are called Chris McLean's Rejects and I think it's the best team name ever."
"Huh, I guess that makes sense to me." Jasmine insisted.
Confessional: Meet Chris McLean's Rejects ... the third and final team full of underdogs and idiotic people. Best. Team Name. Ever.
Scarlett: (sighs) It's official, I rather be in jail than to compete in this ... (She cringes) wretched show.
Dave: (With a scowl look) Chris McLean's Rejects? Literally the most original name he could think of. But I'd rather be called "The Loser Lover."
Scott: (With a shocked look) Seriously, what kind of a team name is that?
Cameron: Oh, I don't if my team is going to work or not. I guess we'll have to see about that.
Max: (With an angry look) *gasp* How dare that fool! He should know that evil is no reject.
"Okay, now that we're done arranging the teams. It's time to sign off the first part."
"Who will be eliminated first? Who will win the first challenge? How will they think of me as the new host ... which is right now. Well, I'm out of ideas, but stay tuned for the next part of this same episode, so don't go away. We will back for more TOTAL. DRAMA. REDEMPTION!" Andrew announced and as he is yelling at the title, the camera zooms out in three parts showing the whole Boney Island.
"Seriously ..." Said Scarlett in an annoyed voice.
Teams
Athletic Midnighters: Amy, Anne Maria, Jasmine, Jo, Lightning, Mike, Shawn, Sky, and Sugar.
Beautiful Songbirds: Beverly, Brick, Dakota, Dawn, Ella, Rodney, Sammy, Topher, and Zoey.
Chris McLean's Rejects: Beardo, Cameron, Dave, Leonard, Max, Sam, Scarlett, Scott, and Staci.
Eliminated: N/A
Okay, that was the first part of the episode finished. Well, it took me a while to finish this part as I was having writer's block in a short time. So let's just hope I write more of this season and please don't get impatient on me. Patience is a virtue and it should be taken seriously. And since school had started this year for me as a 10th grader, it will probably get harder for me to balance out my own schedule between writing and other things that I have to deal with, so for the moment, stay tuned for updates as this story is mostly light-hearted.
So what do you think of my writing? Well, I probably stole some parts of the other fanfics because really, I'm not that original. Like I said, this is my first time writing and I get inspired by other people works that made me write this story in the first place.
Also, for the last time, reviews would be appreciated such as constructive criticism.
Until then, drawmadness out.
Next Time: The teams will interact with other while walking in the forest, then answer questions about the other Total Drama fanfics and authors ... and yes, the authors will make a cameo appearance. Eh, Probably not, but I don't know.
