(i dont own the fresh price of bell air or FMA this was a fanmake parady)

Greed was writing franticly on a small, beat up old notepad when Temptess came up beside him.

"HEY! What are you doing?" she asked looking over Greed's shoulder. He quickly covered up his creation and stood up.

"None of your business," he said as he opened a cabinet and placed the nearly burnt up notepad in. He closed it and gave Temptess a flustered look. Temptess wanted to see what was in the notepad, so an evil grin grew on her face.

"Oh, because a hot girl wrote you a note, saying to meet her at Wal-Mart," Greed quickly looked at his watch.

"DAG! IM LATE!! THANKS FOR REMINDING ME!!" he yelled as he ran out of the room. Temptess just looked up surprised.

"So there really was a girl, oh well..." she said as she slowly hovered over to the cabinet. The door creaked as she opened it, then she grabbed the notepad and zoomed to her hiding stop, an old laniary shout. She slowly opened the Notepad, careful not to tare the cover. There were large letter printed on the top of the page.

"The Prince of the Hawk's Nest, a Parody of 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? What?" Temptess chuckled as she read on.

"Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there and I'll tell you how I became the prince of the Hawk's Nest..." It was all she could do from exploding at how silly Greed was.

"In an Underground Mansion, born and raised, lofting about around the house is where I spent most of my days, lounging about, chillaxin' all cool and drinkin' my hearts content, when a couple of homunculus, they were up to no fun, starting to make me do stuff in my neighborhood, I got a little feed up and Dante grew annoyed and said, 'You go do your work, or else Ill seal you!' I begged and pleaded with her, day after day, but packed my suitcase and gave me a good push. I just put my sunglasses on and said, 'Mine as well KICK IT!!'..." Temptess was about to blow her cover when she busted out a giggle.

"Low class, yo this is bad, drinkin' beer out of a cold beer can? Is this what the people of Hawk's Nest live like? Hmm, this might be alright! But wait, I hear Envy, annoyed and all that, is this the type place were they say, 'Its cool cat', I think so, but Ill see when I get there, I hope they prepared for the prince of The Hawk's Nest!..." Temptess whipped away the laughing tears from her eyes as she continued on.

"Well I, when the train stopped there was a guy called Edward Elric with my name out, I aint trying to get killed, I just got here! I sprang with the quickness like lightning' disappeared. I called for a cab and when it can near the license plat read 'tucker' and a chimera in the back, if anything I could say this cab was weird but I thought 'Man forget it, YO HOME TO HAWK'S NEST!!'..." Temptess was historical now.

"I Pulled up the bar about 7 or 8 and I yelled to Tucker, 'Yo homes smell ya later,' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit at my thrown, as the Prince of Hawk's Nest!..." By this time, Temptess could not hold it in; she just jumped out of her spot and ran up to the cabinet. She shut the book and placed it in and shut the cabinet. She ran to the couch and started to bust out laughing. Greed walked in with a number written on a small piece of paper.

"What's so funny?" he asked in a curious tone. Temptess just looked up and smiled real big.

"Noting, noting at all..." and with that, Greed reclaimed his notepad and walked out of the room. Temptess just smiled even bigger.

"...Price of the Hawk's Nest..." she muttered under her breath.