Anime Characters Of The Year

Shippou: Welcome to Shippou's Happy Hour! Today's theme is the anime characters of the year. So lets meet our characters! First we have a lovely lady from Escaflowne, Merle!

Merle: (Merle runs out and sits in a chair)

Shippou: And our second anime character is an ex-fighter for hire, from Ruroni Kenshin, Sanoske Sagara.

Sano: (Sano runs in and sits next to Merle)

Shippou: So how's it feel to be on Shippou's Happy Hour?

Sano: (twitchy and sweating) Man, this is really freaking me out. Hey! Get that away from me!

Shippou: Sano, it's only a camera. It's not like it's going to steel your soul or anything.

Kikyo: (Kikyo smiles from behind the camera as her soul collectors circling overhead)

Merle: Stop being such a baby. Lord Van would never be afraid of some stupid camera. What kind of monkey freak are you?

Sano: First of all who the hell is Lord Van! And second (Kikyo gets closer and Sano screams like a girl then runs and hides in the corner)

Shippou: Okay…….. Merle so how do you feel about getting to be on Shippou's Happy Hour?

Merle: Well, aside from the monkey freak here, I'm having a pretty good time. If only Lord Van were here. sigh I just love Lord Van. He makes the best wooden mouse toys.

Shippou: Uh... Sure...

Sano: (while still in the corner) You can obviously see we don't care Merle. So why don't you shut up you little fur ball!

Merle: Fur ball? Fur ball! You know what? evil smile OH MY GOD ANOTHER CAMERA!

Sano: (Sano runs out screaming)

Shippou: Okay, that's all the time we have for today! See you next time on Shippou's Happy Hour!