Shaping Up With Shippou
Shippou: (Shippou runs out in teal colored sweat bands, followed by a "very enthusiastic" InuYasha in red glittery sweat bands) Welcome to Shaping Up With Shippou! Let's start off with a few simple stretches. music starts
InuYasha: (InuYasha glares at Shippou) Come on! What kind of a moron would watch something as retarded as this! (several women walk on stage in work out clothes) (Miroku and Master Roshi watch anxiously from the audience)
Shippou: It's your fault you lost the bet so just shut up and stretch! First the right. (pause) Now the left. (pause) Forward. (pause) And backward. (pause)
InuYasha: (twitching on the floor) Shippou you mind giving me a hand over here! I think I pulled something.
Shippou: Kikyo, can you give InuYasha a hand? Isabella work the camera.
Isabella: (Isabella walks out in a work out clothes)
Shippou: Isabella, why are you wearing that?
Isabella: George said I could be one of the work out girls.
Shippou: Wait, George said you could be a work out girl? George isn't in charge of choosing the work out girls, Dark is. And sorry to say this Isabella, but to be a work out "girl," you kinda have to be a girl.
Isabella: (glares at Shippou with the flowery death glare before storming out)
Yusuke: (Yusuke walks out and whispers to Botan, who's already in work out clothes) Hey! I thought you said you need help?
Botan: Oh no, I just wanted to get you down here so you could work out with me.
Yusuke: You gotta be kidding me. (walks out)
Shippou: Okay, I'm shutting the show down. I'm missing a camera person, I have a injured half demon, and people keep showing up out of nowhere.
Audience: Booooo!
Shippou: Oh calm down. I'll give you both tickets to the next show.
